Topic, (Game) Corrupt-a-Wish! [said in sing-song manner]

  Granted! But the dog had rabies.


I wish for pie that I didn't steal.

  That cannot be granted, as that made no sense.

I wish for a dog.

  granted!it is made of poop.


i wish that captain dan from captain dan v zombie plan would come back,i just shot him while he was a medic!

  Granted! You are a giant and got shot down by the army.

I wish for homemade chocolate.

  granted!you have a heart attack and you die.

i wish for a growth ray so i can be normal size again

  Granted! You are lonely forever.

I wish for <3

  Granted! The ants will bit you.

I will you all a Funny Valentine

  Granted! you shrink yourself.

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i wish i had a shrinkray!

  Granted! It only happens to the hobo who dies in 1 second.

I wish for -> to be gone.

  Granted! But it freezes you to death!

I wish for eternal happiness! :D

  Granted! It is fake.

I wish for an item that is cold.

  Granted! You are kidnapped instead!

I wish I had a banhammer.

  Granted! You got arrested for robbing a pub.

I wish to not get arrested.

  Granted! You got arrested for robbing a cake shop.

I wish I had a beer.

  Granted! You got arrested for robbing a bank.

I wish I had pie.

  Granted! But then I made a level and took your medal


I wish I had a bag full of money

  Granted! Your wish is corrupt. You can call me noone.

Wish to win the simplicity contest.

  Granted! You have weeds in your plants.

I wish for no one to corrupt my wishes.

  Granted! You get arrested for copying game cards.

I wish I had some weed, well, not to smoke it.

  Granted! It crashed.

i wish for a $20 game card.

  granted!you divide it by 0 and the area around you turns into a void!

I wish that i wish that i wish that i wish for a minecraft game,WITH HEROBRINE IN IT!

  Granted! You must make a spoiler or you will get cursed.

I wish for 1337.

  Granted! Your wish got corrupted.

I wish I didn't have spoilers.

  Granted! It is burnt.

I wish for a perfect wish.

  Granted! War increased by 60%.


I wish for bacon without stomach poisoning.

  Granted! But it will cost you a lot.
Wish happiness for everybody.

  Granted! But you divided 5 by 0 and the universe blew up

I wish nothing

  Granted! You are lactose intolerant.

I wish for 0

  ¡sɔɹɐɯqןǝp ɐs ɾnsʇ s,ıʇ uoʍ qnʇ ¡ƃɹɐuʇǝp

I wish for CHEESE