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Ferrari12 12 years ago
  69) Thanks to quantum mechanics this rule exists multiple places at once.

70) Thanks to quantum mechanics this rule exists multiple places at once.
chris3000 12 years ago
  Yes it is, xD.
CamoDragoon 12 years ago
  I was thinking JG2 as well........but I guess that's a given. XP
Sillius 12 years ago
  Shhhh... Chris3000 don't tell them.
chris3000 12 years ago
  Rule 27 is so true when it comes to RT.
gameinsky 12 years ago
  68) CARE ABOUT MY SOCIAL LIFE! No we don't.
Ferrari12 12 years ago
  67) 5+5=9 If you don't get this you fail at chemistry. No exceptions.
CamoDragoon 12 years ago
  I see you fixed rule 64, AA, only now you spelled Terraria wrong. Last time I checked it wasn't Terrarai. XP
gamelover101 12 years ago
  66) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!
CamoDragoon 12 years ago
  @ML2009: No, I know what I'm doing. ;P

(I don't use lowercase P and I purposely used the wink eye) :)

@DY, I've already reached that point several times. :P
demonicyoshi 12 years ago
  #) Eventually you will make your best level ever, and it will never get finished because you procrastinate too much.
I procrastinated naming this rule, no exeptions.
Ahroo 12 years ago
  65) Admins can and WILL troll stupid noobs. Take a wild guess at what you are, idiot.
MarioLuigi2009 12 years ago
  @CD, check your ; and P keys because I think they're malfunctioning.

65) If you can't make GREAT levels, you will get limited. No exceptions.

Hey, at least I exaggerated instead of compared.
allyally 12 years ago
  I dont normally use any emoticon in non-chat messages, Although there are probably a few,
CamoDragoon 12 years ago
  @AA, do you ever use happy emoticons? :P
Actually a serious question. :P
(Not counting chat)

(Happy=anything other than a mad emotion/sad one)
Come to think of it, I don't know if you use those either........ ;P
Ferrari12 12 years ago
  65) Whenever something's wrong, blame Hexicube. No exceptions.
allyally 12 years ago
  Blame Hexicube, its his rule.
CamoDragoon 12 years ago
  @AA The rule says "if if" should be "of if". :)

65) 4 is always the answer. Even if the right answer may not be 4, 4 is always the solution/answer*. No exceptions.**


*=This has been mathematically proven, as well as theoretically and logically.

**=If the question is the answer to life, the universe, or everything, 42 automatically overrides the answer of 4 and causes it to spontaneously combust out of existence for the lifetime of the question. (See Rule 42 for more details)




66) Karma Charger does not approve. No exceptions.

66b) Karma charger is always watching. No exceptions.

67)ellehcoR is karma charger win. And hilarious. No exceptions.

(For more info rules 66-67, see L4D2 funny moments videos on YouTube by criken2)
allyally 12 years ago
  Added 64.

bump.

Huh? Birjo? why are you here? wait, what are you doing with that knife? ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! DAMN YOU RULE 61!
Ferrari12 12 years ago
  GIS: People do, they're just afraid to say, because people always says it's the most stupid thing you can ever do if you want to be one.

5 people, as I now, wanted to be P4M admin; Burfy, me, CamoDragoon, Dynamo? and MeatyDino
gameinsky 12 years ago
  64) People never want to be admin when you need admins.
azz 12 years ago
  quoting Tr0mar27:Ha ha you suck you will blow up and die hahahahahahahahahahaha! reinforcing rockys idea
rocky 12 years ago
  77) If YouTube comments foretold the future of humanity, then we are all screwed.

Don't know what this has to do with BL, though. :P
CamoDragoon 12 years ago
  @Matthijs, if rule 74 is true, ToughMan must also be alien, nani must be as well, Pauloalex must be a wizard alien, murat must be the wisest person in the universe, and cheese9 must have dreams foreseeing highscores. :P

@Rule 76: Several exceptions. :P
MatthijsM 12 years ago
  74) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB. NO exeptions
jeffersonsboy 12 years ago
  76) Hacking is wrong
MARC2009 12 years ago
  74) Minecraft, its not a matter if if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
75) Hexicube/MARC2009 will nag you to get Magic Chest whether or not you already have it.
allyally 12 years ago
  73) If you try & praise Allyally he will punch you in the face.

Hey azz! Come over here a sec...
azz 12 years ago
  Waaaaahhh! It even sings! :'(
Ferrari12 12 years ago
  72) Justin Bieber exists, Sad but True.

General

First post of the topic

allyally 13 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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