Topic, Bad translating funnies

  Original:

"Right now I want to translate something for Bonuslevel. For the bad translating funnies topic."

....7 translations later, WorldLingo gives us:

"For one hour want to translate it into something Bonuslevel. The foolish argument for conflict dissemination, translation into the English language."


"....The foolish argument for conflict dissemination..." - WTF?!

  Original text:

"Fizz is so stronk! (LoL Champion)"

...12 translations later, Babelfish gives us:

"[Argilos] on the /tonality clay [Or] of /tonality [Or] respects this breathing of you the distance of the thrown virtue that will break finally [syrigmoy that is unique to the forms of stronkargile/de]! (Joy of the M.)"

  Am I lazy
35 translations later Bing gives us

Inert

  Original:

"I like playing Bonuslevel."

...11 translations later, the Google gives us:

"I want to play the bonus levels"

  Original text:

"I had waffles for breakfast today."

...12 translations later, Babelfish gives us:

"In the height of this dinner you in agreement with melkei of dinners in the place that possibility of the food of the thing today where it is the cake [imitirovan]."

  Original text:

"Chicken soup."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Remove chicken"

  Original text:

"Don't fail me now, translator!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Now I am not translated!"

  Why so fake?

  Original: You jump out of a high tower
7 translations later: YOU WILL DIE!

  From English: You don't like my creations, so i will not be your friend!
To Arabic: كنت لا تحب الإبداعات بلدي، لذلك لن أكون صديقك!
Back to English: You don't like my creations, so I wouldn't be your friend!
To Ukranian: Мої творіння, не подобається, так що я б не бути вашим другом!
Back to English: My creations, don't like it, so I wouldn't be your friend!
To Turkish: Benim Yaptıklarım, onu sevmiyorum, bu yüzden senin arkadaş olmaz!
Back to English: My creations, I don't like it, so I wouldn't be your friend!
To Chinese Traditional: 我的創作，我不喜歡它，所以我不會成為你的朋友 ！
Back to English: My creation, I don't like it, so I will not be your friend!
To Czech: Můj výtvor, nelíbí se mi to, tak budu váš přítel!
Back to English: My baby, I don't like it, I'll be your friend!
To Swedish: Min älskling, jag gillar inte det, I be din kompis!
Back to English: My dear, I don't like it, ask your friend!
To Dutch: Mijn lieve, ik niet, vraag uw vriend!
Back to English: My dear, I don't, ask your friend!
To Estonian: Mu kallis, ma ei, küsi teie sõber!
Back to English: My dear, I do not, ask your friend!
To Russian: Моя Дорогая, я не, попросить вашего друга!
Back to English: My dear, I do not, ask your friend!
To French: Ma chère, je ne le fais pas, demandez à votre ami !
Back to English: My dear, I do not, ask your friend!
To German: Mein lieber, ich nicht, bitten Sie Ihren Freund!
Back to English: Not my rather I, ask your friend!
To Greek: Δεν μου μάλλον σας, ζητήστε από το φίλο σας!
Back to English: I rather you ask your friend!
To Haitian Creole: Mwen non, nou mande zanmi ou!
Back to English: , You ask friends.
To Japanese: 、あなたの友人を求めます。
Back to English: , Ask your friends.
To Bulgarian: Попитайте вашите приятели.
Back to English: Ask your friends.
To Indonesian: Meminta teman-teman Anda.
Back to English: Ask your friends.
To Finnish: Pyydä ystäviäsi.
Back to English: Tell your friends.

  "This is SPARTA!!!"
35 bing translations:
"This is sparta."

  English: seven llamas out on a walk
To Chinese Simplified: 七骆马在步行
Back to English: Seven llamas in walk
To Dutch: Zeven lama's in gang
Back to English: Seven llamas in pace
To French: Sept lamas dans le pas
Back to English: Seven spangled in the step
To Korean: 7개은 단계에서 번쩍이게 했다
Back to English: 7 did to make shine from phase
To Greek: 7 έκαναν για να κάνουν να λάμψουν από τη φάση
Back to English: 7 made in order to they make shine from the phase
To Chinese Traditional: 7做了為了他們由階段做亮光
Back to English: 7 have done, for they make the bright by the stage
To Japanese: 7つはした、なぜなら段階によって明るいの作る
Back to English: It did seven, it is bright it makes because with stage
To Spanish: Hizo siete, él es brillante él hace porque con la etapa
Back to English: It did seven, he is shining he does because with the stage

  My topic daeying! D:

  Quoting Ferrari12 from Bad translating funnies
There is no Google Translate on the site!

  "this translator better work this time "

...5 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"This pobone right bersetzerarbeit this duration "

It worked :)

  Original text:

"Please give some food"

...12 translations later, Babelfishgives us:

"For inside that you write that one of the week of the food it asks for the thing

  Original text:
"I like cheese with custard and raspberry sauce"

... 67 translations later, Google Translate gives us:

"Bonds, you are here: ice cream and cheese sauce."

  Original text:

"I am Maxamed."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Somalia"

Nice one... >:D

  Original text:

"You know what they say, all toasters toast toast."

...35 translations later, Binggives us:

"Etlik grid with all readers."

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Original text:

"Will Justin Bieber hit puberty?"

...8 translations later, Binggives us:

"Justin Timberlake · Bibb puberty yet?"

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Original text:

"You are a jerk"

...8 translations later, Binggives us:

"An Idiot"

  I used to use translators but then i took an arrow to the knee"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

""

What the... xD

  Original text:

"My Little Pony"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"DIGI"?

  Let us not forget the famous "achievement get!"

  Original text:

"I am a Ogre!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The Payment"

  Original text:

"The cake is a lie!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"(g) incorrect login?"

  From English: pie
To Bulgarian: кръгова
Back to English: pie
To Catalan: pie
Back to English: pie
To Chinese Simplified: 饼图
Back to English: Pie chart
To Chinese Traditional: 圓形圖
Back to English: Pie chart
To Czech: Výsečový graf
Back to English: Pie chart
To Danish: Cirkeldiagram
Back to English: Pie Chart
To Dutch: Cirkeldiagram
Back to English: Pie Chart

  Ever had those times where your online translator made a fool out of you? I have. That was awkward...

So here, post your bad translator funnies, complete with fail and engrish! I found a link to a funyn website: http://ackuna.com/badtranslator. Go there to see what I mean.
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Examples:

Original text:

"I used to eat cheese, but then I took an arrow to the knee!"

...9 translations later, Babelfishgives us:

"Is made to eat and about immediate it the cheese of 1 side, but in the place where ginocchio arrows are approved time!"
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Original text:

"What is your favorite color?"

...7 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Do sew, their favorite same verfrbt? "