Topic, Post your paradoxes here

  NO! He hated jews. Hated them so much he put them into concentration camps and killed them. Massacred even.

And about torture.......
If you like it, then it isn't torture is it? But its called torture so what is it? Its an obvious contradiction/paradox

and yay! i said a popular paradox! And it is true! everyone is unique like everyone else! :D lol

  jac1 i thought it same, that was probably the best paradox said here :P

  Evry people is the same but evryone is unique.

  "Everyone is completely unique, just like everyone else."
That is SO true!

  You mean ones that people made up?

And Hitler being a Jew and you liking torture don't seem like paradoxes.

  wait, iam, was hitler seriously jewish?

  Thats.....basically the same thing as your dad. Can we get some NEW ones in here?

  Go back in time, kill your grandparents.
If your grandparents are dead, how can you exist?
If you dont exist, who killed your grandparents??????????

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1=2
2≠1

A car is traveling at the speed of light and it turns on its headlights

  if your going to somewhere and u always go half of the remaining way, will you ever get to your destination?

  nobody goes to that restaurant, its too crowded

Catch-22 : You're dam*ed if you do, and your dam*ed if you don't

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I like torture

Hitler was a Jew



Everyone is completely unique, just like everyone else.

What would happen if an immovable object was struck by an unstoppable force?
(i think theyd divide by zero)

The next statement is false
The previous statement is true

  This comment is a lie!

  The next sentence is a lie.

That was true.

  That's a good one!

  I have a problem...
I'm going back in time to solve the problem...
I solved the problem...
What will then happen? O_O

  Hey! You forgot the rules!

I'll post them for you.

RULES: Disobey the rules.

  I am a liar. Am I lying or telling the truth?
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Outside a barber's store, it is written "I shave those who don't shave themselves." Does the barber shave?

  Nope

  Post your paradoxes here.

This is a great one by lololol:
If a man can do anything he wants
Can he create a stone so heavy he can't lift it?