Topic, (game) What would you do if...

  I would be like "WTF? This is not the kitchen!"(STOP DOING HARD ONES! D:)

What would you do if you.... had two pears, one is bad and one good, but you don't know which is bad and which is good?

  Win the England eating contest.

What would you do if you were in a room with ... evreything you wanted?

  ... go to them and say "Yo". (IDK....)

What would you do if you could eat 50 hamburgers without getting fat?

  Spontaneously explode in front of large crowds to freak them out.

What would you do if all the sudden you woke up and were a 2 year old baby, but still knew everything you know now?

  you have to come up with a scenario starting with the topic name and someone else says what they'd do!

What would you do if you could explode and reform with no side effects like death?