Topic, What's the most annoyingly funny thing that's ever happened to you?

  When watching TV yesterday I managed to lose just 1 of my shoes! We all spent ages looking for it, when I found it right in front of me, where it was lodged next to something! XD

  I hate it when I dream about Ping... I'm always wet when I wake up....
I don't do that more. :D

  You should write down what you want to do ^^

  Once a went to the bathroom and forgot what i wanted to do. o_o

and once, i was looking for my phone, when i was talking in it. i thought it was gone in school XD

2 Minutes ago: i opened a new tab, went to a webside, forgot what i wanted to do, closed it, rememberd when i closed it XD.
Sometimes it happens but i usually shut down the computer..

  you wet yourself ^^

  I once dreamed aout a fountain, guess what happened...

  In a dream I thought I was on the toilet, I woke promptly to find I wet myself :(
I was 10 :O

  Once, when i was 1 year old, i sat around the big table in our dinning room, and all these men and women sat and talked together (i don't remember why they where here), and then i suddenly standed up and began to talk! BABY-LAUNGHAGE!!!

My mom told me that xD

  god somtimes i feel like im spinning around

  I was walking around my house(walking, not running), when I hit myself against the corner of the wall which I didn't notice XD

  once i had a draem that i fell i woke up o n the floor

  lol that happens

  i once looked for my laptop case then i sat down and it was just there

  You have the best one birjo :D

  His mom probably reminded him. xD

  But... If it was forgotten... Uhh....? O_O

  Once at one of my friends birthday's (I was about 6 years old) my mom came, but I didn't want to go home. So I tried fleeing into the garden, where we had been playing the same day, but I didn't see the glass door was closed. I jumped head first into the door, made a big crack in the glass, and knocked myself unconscious. A couple of days later it was all forgotten.

  I nutted the door by accident on the way out my house :S

  lol
Once I was looking for my pencil case which was in my hand for about 3 minutes.

  I remember that I once saw this guy in my class being nagged by the teacher. Here's the whole talk from memory:

Teacher: "Sit down!"
Student: "But... I don't have a chair!"
Teacher: "Sit down!"
Student: "I don't have a chair!"
Teacher: "SIT DOWN!"
Student: "Okay, okay... *fakes that he's sitting*"
Teacher: "... Where's your chair?"
Student: "I don't have one."
Teacher: "Well GO GET ONE!"

Everyone laughed so hard after it and we call the routine 'air chair' now. xD

  I remember when I was looking for the pencil sitting in my ear. :O

  I'll start:

I lost the jack thing to plug headphones into a keyboard, looked for them, an hur later I give up, accidentaly knock the laptop over and it was under the laptop O_O Then I realised I lost my memory stick -_- Ths happened an hour ago ^^