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You must register or log in to post a message. Its an extension. ForkBomb? :(){:|:&};: reduce playback speed and login. I have fancy names for my sessions now. http://www.zeoracle.com/murtaza64-1 http://www.zeoracle.com/murtaza64-2 http://www.zeoracle.com/murtaza64-3  edit: do u like my ideas for a kernel panic after rm -rf / is entered? re-edit: if command "girlfriend 1.0" is entered this joke is displayed... LOL! OR THIS! EVEN LOLER!  More Linux jokes: 1. mkdir = will make lunch for the company director 2. dir /w/p = will get you genital warts 3. edit autoexec.bat = will make you look stupid -Anonymous Personally, I prefer rm -rvf / I like to watch all the files disappear while laughing maniacally... -Bob "Anonymous said... don't forget about man yourmom " Well I tried it, it errored out stating and i quote: "yourmom is too large to be displayed" -DevNull goto hell Could not go to hell. C:/ is already hell. -I forgot...  If you can use that in some text based BL game, it would be super cool :)  Yes > â– NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I could give the message to put cause i am great at computer humour haha or this but its long... find /dev -print0 | xargs -0 -n 1 -P 0 -I X dd if=/dev/zero of=X AND I hope the batch is possible made another one http://zeoracle.com/9qvkmixc OF COURSE! a login feature to manage your sessions and commands! EDIT: LOL rm -rf / is not dangerous, it means read mail, real fast in EVERY directory :DDD Please add DOS/Batch coding cuz i ROCK at it but SUCK at JS any more help with the SDK? Has anyone read it? add some BL related stuff, a level search, or something...  JK, but still... needs moar commandz. :P  PS doesn't work on chrome xeOracle Look at this: zeOracle.com version 0.100 Core ...... ready Interface ...... ready Commands ...... ready ____ _ / __ \ | | _______| | | |_ __ __ _ ___| | ___ |_ / _ \ | | | '__/ _` |/ __| |/ _ \ / / __/ |__| | | | (_| | (__| | __/ /___\___|\____/|_| \__,_|\___|_|\___| Type "help" for commands list zeOracle is listening to you > help Commands list : help about will save twitter google translate clear reboot sdk Type a command name followed by "?" or "help" to display specific help Examples : "will ?" "google help" > will Olivia go out with me? Yes > â– edit: add goto to the command list, so I can do goto hell... I'll show you a hilarious one in a minute. add OK as well so the response would be "Good for you." edit 2: here it is, but wait for it to finish then read all of it. http://zeoracle.com/thxzil93 ypu should add a color change and also a what along with the will     i can't write anything, i don't know why. it worked before though. He said it could be used to make terminal games by the way, like text adventure games. pwnage Try this. I made it. I promise. I really made it. Don't you believe me? You should. Just... Just try it, OK?  | GeneralFirst post of the topic zeOracle.com |
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> will we all die?
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> will the world end?
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> will it????
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> will not the world die?????
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> so will it die or not?
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> will the world die or NO?
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> will not the world die so?
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