Topic, Epic Quest Generator

  lol Chuck Norris defeated a care bear XD

  You are a fighter (lvl 23/100)
You can cast a lvl 3/3 heal
You have 11/100 gold
Your sidekick is an archer (lvl 82/100)
You have won 584 battles
You have lost 883 battles
Your arch nemesis is a zombie
You live in a bungalow
You tried to kill a care bear 4 times then succeeded using overexposure to Chuck Norris
You always wanted to see Death coming for your arch nemesis

  no i'm serious I found wally XD

  You are an archer (lvl 5/100)
You can cast a lvl 2/3 supernova
You have 32/100 silver
Your sidekick is a cleric (lvl 24/100)
You have won 687 battles
You have lost 872 battles
Your arch nemesis is a werewolf
You live in a palace
You tried to kill Chuck Norris 8 times then succeeded using a rocket launcher
You always wanted a better weapon

  on a related note I just got a "where's wally" book and found wally ^^

  I should mention soon my 'Info Lines Toy' will be working and this is the intro screen :D

  You are a mage (lvl 60/100)
You can cast a lvl 1/3 firebolt
You have 29/100 platinum
Your sidekick is a cleric (lvl 47/100)
You have won 553 battles
You have lost 543 battles
Your arch nemesis is an evil lord
You live in your arch nemesis's brain
You tried to kill Chuck Norris 9 times then succeeded using fire
You always wanted to own Florida

Now, that's epic.
Look at the bold ones

  Ahroo I managed to kill my alternate personality ages ago using an AK47 :3

  You are a cleric (lvl 54/100)
You can cast a lvl 3/3 supernova
You have 26/100 bronze
Your sidekick is a mage (lvl 92/100)
You have won 230 battles
You have lost 420 battles
Your arch nemesis is an evil lord
You live in a police station
You tried to kill your alternate personality 6 times then succeeded using poison
You always wanted another sentence below this one

WTF. O_o

  You are an archer (lvl 51/100)
You can cast a lvl 1/3 heal
You have 62/100 gold
Your sidekick is an archer (lvl 48/100)
You have won 580 battles
You have lost 306 battles
Your arch nemesis is Darth Vader
You live in a bungalow
You tried to kill a care bear 7 times then succeeded using an AK47
You always wanted to see Chuck Norris

I'm badass! I killed a care bear! xD

You are a fighter (lvl 64/100)
You can cast a lvl 2/3 firebolt
You have 78/100 bronze
Your sidekick is a cleric (lvl 66/100)
You have won 857 battles
You have lost 976 battles
Your arch nemesis is a werewolf
You live in a bin
You tried to kill a care bear 3 times then succeeded using a rocket launcher
You always wanted £10,000

THAT'S EVEN MORE BADASS. xD

  i can't see the generator when i click the link...

  my favorite...
I am a fighter (lvl ∞)
I can cast a lvl 3/3 morph
I have 100/100 milpeice
My sidekick is a cleric (lvl 80/100)
I have won 999 battles
I have lost 1 battle
My arch nemesis is Chuck Norris
I live in the sky
I tried to kill Chuck Norris 9 times but failed because Chuck Norris is awesome

I am level ∞!!!!

and
You are a cleric (lvl 98/100)
You can cast a lvl 3/3 supernova
You have 99/100 gold
Your sidekick is a fighter (lvl 37/100)
You have won 814 battles
You have lost 37 battles
Your arch nemesis is a zombie
You live in your arch nemesis's brain
You tried to kill Chuck Norris 5 times then succeeded using an AK47
You always wanted another sentence below this one
and
You are a fighter (lvl 88/100)
You can cast a lvl 2/3 supernova
You have 56/100 silver
Your sidekick is a fighter (lvl 40/100)
You have won 534 battles
You have lost 490 battles
Your arch nemesis is Darth Vader
You live in a magician's lair
You tried to kill a sea monster 4 times then succeeded using nachos
You always wanted to be awesome
and
You are a mage (lvl 96/100)
You can cast a lvl 2/3 supernova
You have 55/100 gold
Your sidekick is an archer (lvl 23/100)
You have won 379 battles
You have lost 925 battles
Your arch nemesis is a zombie
You live in a police station
You tried to kill yourself 9 times then succeeded using an AK47
You always wanted to be the ruler of the universe
Phail...
You are a fighter (lvl 1/100)
You can cast a lvl 1/3 heal
You have 67/100 gold
Your sidekick is an archer (lvl 7/100)
You have won 985 battles
You have lost 10 battles
Your arch nemesis is Darth Vader
You live in a bungalow
You tried to kill a sea monster 5 times then succeeded using fire
You always wanted to see Chuck Norris
and
You are a fighter (lvl 1/100)
You can cast a lvl 1/3 heal
You have 67/100 gold
Your sidekick is an archer (lvl 7/100)
You have won 985 battles
You have lost 10 battles
Your arch nemesis is Darth Vader
You live in a bungalow
You tried to kill a sea monster 5 times then succeeded using fire
You always wanted to see Chuck Norris
and
You are a fighter (lvl 99/100)
You can cast a lvl 1/3 heal
You have 11/100 platinum
Your sidekick is a cleric (lvl 62/100)
You have won 648 battles
You have lost 537 battles
Your arch nemesis is a zombie
You live in a magician's lair
You tried to kill yourself 9 times then succeeded using poison
You always wanted another sentence below this one

  You are a cleric (lvl 1/100)
You can cast a lvl 1/3 heal
You have 1/100 bronze
Your sidekick is an archer (lvl 1/100)
You have won 2 battles
You have lost 999 battles
Your arch nemesis is Darth Vader
You live in a bin
You tried to kill your son 2 times then succeeded using nothing
You always wanted to see Chuck Norris cry

Noob!

  You are a cleric (lvl 100/100)
You can cast a lvl 2/3 supernova
You have 41/100 silver
Your sidekick is a cleric (lvl 28/100)
You have won 587 battles
You have lost 773 battles
Your arch nemesis is a zombie
You live in a palace
You tried to kill Chuck Norris 1 times then succeeded using a rocket launcher
You always wanted your arch nemesis to spontainously combust

  You are an archer (lvl 12/100)
You can cast a lvl 3/3 heal
You have 43/100 platinum
Your sidekick is a cleric (lvl 81/100)
You have won 602 battles
You have lost 170 battles
Your arch nemesis is a werewolf
You live in the sea
You tried to kill yourself 10 times then succeeded using an AK47
You always wanted to own Florida

  You are a fighter (lvl 37/100)
You can cast a lvl 1/3 firebolt
You have 66/100 gold
Your sidekick is a cleric (lvl 10/100)
You have won 819 battles
You have lost 261 battles
Your arch nemesis is a werewolf
You live in your arch nemesis's brain
You tried to kill Chuck Norris 5 times then succeeded using nachos
You always wanted to find wally

Chuck norris is afraid of nachos.

  it's not that hard to do, I gave you the main structure just use object reading (names[ID].text) and random numbers to achieve that...or you could just make it show text where editing is way harder...also if you have contribution post it and I will check it :)

  Look!
You are an archer (lvl 80/100)
You can cast a lvl 3/3 supernova
You have 95/100 bronze
Your sidekick is a cleric (lvl 64/100)
You have won 884 battles
You have lost 21 battles
Your arch nemesis is Darth Vader
You live in your arch nemesis's brain
You tried to kill yourself 4 times then succeeded using a pillow
You always wanted to be the ruler of the universe
YES I AM ALL THAT!

MARC, Can I please have a copy of the FLA file? I wanna build upon this but I'll give you full credit... See I'm learning ActionScript and Flash and I want to a) Check out the Fla file and code and b) add to this amazing generator :)

  You are a fighter (lvl 10/100)
You can cast a lvl 3/3 firebolt
You have 93/100 bronze
Your sidekick is a cleric (lvl 82/100)
You have won 489 battles
You have lost 152 battles
Your arch nemesis is Darth Vader
You live in the sea
You tried to kill a sea monster 9 times then succeeded using fire
You always wanted to see Chuck Norris


verry interesting program.

  ooh lots of wins :D

  You are a cleric (lvl 71/100)
You can cast a lvl 1/3 firebolt
You have 70/100 gold
Your sidekick is a fighter (lvl 23/100)
You have won 955 battles
You have lost 550 battles
Your arch nemesis is a zombie
You live in a police station
You tried to kill batman 3 times then succeeded using nothing
You always wanted £10,000


LOl

  hmm...
You are a fighter (lvl 64/100)
You can cast a lvl 3/3 firebolt
You have 68/100 platinum
Your sidekick is a fighter (lvl 20/100)
You have won 979 battles
You have lost 400 battles
You live in a police station
Your arch nemesis is an evil lord
You tried to kill Chuck Norris 4 times then succeeded using a pillow
You always wanted to see Chuck Norris
[edit] the last 3 are a bit of a coincidence:
You are a mage (lvl 86/100)
You can cast a lvl 3/3 bash
You have 7/100 bronze
Your sidekick is an archer (lvl 1/100)
You have won 533 battles
You have lost 403 battles
You live in a bin
Your arch nemesis is an evil lord
You tried to kill your arch nemesis 7 times then succeeded using fire
You always wanted your arch nemesis to spontainously combust

  You are an archer (lvl 31/100)
You can cast a lvl 1/3 firebolt
You have 47/100 gold
Your sidekick is a mage (lvl 25/100)
You have won 11 battles
You have lost 334 battles
Your arch nemesis is Darth Vader
You live in the sea
You tried to kill Chuck Norris 7 times then succeeded using poison
You always wanted another sentence below this one

  well? do you think I should make this as a 'BL toy'?

  You are a mage (lvl 30/100)
You can cast a lvl 3/3 bash
You have 16/100 silver
Your sidekick is a mage (lvl 100/100)
You have won 238 battles
You have lost 700 battles
Your arch nemesis is an evil lord
You live in a palace
You tried to kill a care bear 2 times then succeeded using poison
You always wanted to own Florida


Look at my sidekick

  who thinks I should make this a BL game with 'toy(no scoring)' mode?

  no the format is(actual format):
"You are %1 (lvl%2/%3)\r"
"You can cast a lvl %2/%3 %1\r"
"You have %2/%3 %1\r"
"Your sidekick is %1 (lvl %2/%3)\r"
"You have won %2 battles\r"
"You have lost %2 battles\r"
"Your arch nemesis is %1\r"
"You live in %1\r"
"You tried to kill %1 %2 ties then succeeded using"
" %1\r"
"You always wanted %1"
where %1 is a choice from an array and %2isa number from 1 to %3
[edit] extraxt:
names.type=new Object()
[re-edit] post a set of these where the first one is the last thing to show and I might use it in another release (name it too) :D
[re-re-edit]
actually post a names.list=["item1","item2",etc.] aswell (custom made or I can make one)

  The format is:

You are (OPTION 1) (lvl ###/100)
You can cast a lvl #/3 (OPTION 2)
You have ###/100 (OPTION 3)
Your sidekick is (OPTION 1) (lvl ###/100)
You have won #### battles
You have lost #### battles
Your arch nemesis is __________
You live in __________
You tried to kill __________ ### times then succeeded using ______________
You always wanted __________________

OPTION 1: a cleric, an archer, a fighter, a mage
OPTION 2: firebolt, bash, supernova, heal
OPTION 3: bronze, silver, gold, platinum

 

  well he is a Chuck Norris...lol