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You must register or log in to post a message. ...27 translations later, Bing gives us: "Too much exposure."  "I don't like Bing" ...8 translations later, Bing gives us: "I don't like Bing" Bing is a troll sometimes ¬¬  "This is a sucky translator. 'nuff said." ...8 translations later, Binggives us: "It is very satisfactory for translators. He said that is not enough." -------- madbro? " Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. " ...27 translations later, Binggives us: "You have code compared to many Council meetings, consectetuer Adipiscing Incididun cedar tree where pain Aliqu and Avle Eiusmod lab. In both cases," "Hot dogs, one of my favorite food!" ...6 translations later, SDL gives us: "The hot dog, one of the mine that survive preferred! "  "The Nashville Sounds are a minor league baseball team of the Pacific Coast League and the Triple-A affiliate of the Milwaukee Brewers. They are located in Nashville, Tennessee, and are named for the city's association with the music industry. The tea" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Minor League Baseball as coastline of the Pacific Milwauje Nashville sounds! In July, Tennessee." "This is an example text. An example text is a text which represents an example of something. For example, this example text represents the example of an original text. I am now going to translate this example text, badly." ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "This message will appear. For example, the format of the original message, such a farce. Translate only the text, but now."  "I walked down the street." ...10 translations later, Google Translator gives us: "I walked down the street." OMG! :O "I hate Maths!" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Mathematics?" ------------------------------------------------- Original text: "To be or not to be? That is the question..." ...6 translations later, SDL gives us: "Is none to be? That is the question... " I can't find Babelfish! "I like Facebook, too bad you don't." ...6 translations later, SDL gives us: "Do not close causes does Facebook, to evil she." Original text: "No smoking!" ...9 translations later, Babelfish gives us: "With smoking point comfort coming to fill!" You get the most funniest ones using Babelfish (well, you know not mine)! "I'm bored." ...5 translations later, TransPerfectgives us: "I ennuy. "  "Summer's almost here and so far, it'll probably be a boring one." 12 translations later using Babelfish: "For here, 1 order of the summer of tastless like almost map that is this one, will not be and she does not know." "I'm ready for summer!" 6 translations later using Babelfish: "I shape the preparations in the summertime!"  "I really don't feel like doing my homework, I'd rather go listen to music." ...12 translations later, Babelfish gives us: "It imitates thuiswerk of rectidão and the notes of the I, it is what necessary to go away, feels and of the best way, he also watches and the interior to what registry does not know that fact that no." "I think I need to comment on this topic to prove those guys this sentence will be translated into something else!" ...6 translations later, SDL gives us: "I think that that to should comments in this matter of experiences these people that this prayer in another that a will come be a small one one translated! "  "Hi there people of the Internet, or wherever you may be!" ...12 translations later, Babelfish gives us: "When or, if it rises, later in the place where he is personage of the Internet, in the personage who is independent, empty here one of the thing! where" "lol" ...12 translations later, Babelfishgives us: "New Istallazione" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Original text: "Yo" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "What's going on" "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." ...27 translations later, Bing gives us: "Is the root or branch." "Who parked their car on my sandwich?" ...18 translations later, Bing gives us: "He parked his car in happiness?" That was f*ck*ng possible?  I ran around in circles and got dizzy, so I took a nap, when I woke up... 35 translations later Bing gives us... Calques, drink and nowhere to sleep, continue. | GeneralFirst post of the topic So here, post your bad translator funnies, complete with fail and engrish! I found a link to a funyn website: http://ackuna.com/badtranslator. Go there to see what I mean. ============ Examples: Original text: "I used to eat cheese, but then I took an arrow to the knee!" ...9 translations later, Babelfishgives us: "Is made to eat and about immediate it the cheese of 1 side, but in the place where ginocchio arrows are approved time!" ---- Original text: "What is your favorite color?" ...7 translations later, TransPerfect gives us: "Do sew, their favorite same verfrbt? " |
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"Don't try to get something else now!"
...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
" Qu baka! "
Oh my god!