Topic, Make it Illuminati!

 

  a spoon tends to be metal
metal is a type of music
music is all around us
a circle is around shape
circles have a lot of points
in rolling turtle jumping makes you lose points
jumping is a common mechanic in video games
youtube is a video sharing website
reddit is a website
if you finish a book that means you reddit from start to finish
you can book a hotel
a hotel has rooms
brooms are used to sweep rubbish
valve is rubbish

so incredibly obvious how has nobody noticed this before!

  This is a bonuslevel version of the "Illuminati Confirmed" meme. Basically you just try to take a topic and find some way to get it to make the number 3, no matter how ridiculous the method is, no matter how many steps it takes. Or find a triangle.

example:
Topic: pizza!!!
A pizza is in the shape of a triangle.
A triangle has 3 sides.
...ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED


Edit: Actually you know what? Screw the whole topic. It don't need to be illuminati.
Quoting SuperDog from Make it Illuminati!


IT CAN BE ANYTHING HA HA CREATIVITY LOLLLLLL.