Topic, Post your paradoxes here

    Schrödinger's cat.

  uh, the "I always lie" one doesn't work...that person only lies some of the time, and that sentence is a lie...however IF everything else he has done is a lie then it works

  The smartest man in the world knows he is very stupid.

Rule Number One: There are no rules.

  Will you eat yourself to survive starving ?

  but then he wouldn't have created a stone that he couldn't lift it/ beat it

  Yes he can. If he's the man who can do anything he wants.

  You're right! People can't drink while asleep. But they can be drunk and fall asleep!

  A man can't sleep if it drinks coffee while he sleeps.

  Quoting Jac1 from Post your paradoxes here


And

If a man can do anything he wants, can he create a robot so powerful he can't beat it

And many more like that

  hehe, nice AllyAlly

  "Are you asleep?"
"yes!"

  I always lie

 

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  This phrase is pointless.

  I think Perfection in itself is a paradox,

  Nobody goes to the restaurant because it's too crowded.

  If you are born Abnormal and act abnormally, normally, you are acting normal. But if you try to act normal, you are acting Abnormally.

  I have good news and bad news
The good news is that there is no bad news, the bad news is that there is no good news either.


^paradox above.

  Schrödinger's cat.

  this sentence is a lie...
there...paradox ^^

  I know nothing

Thats a paradox! If you know that you know nothing then you know something which makes the statement false!

  person A won't go around person B, but person B won't go around person A, what do they do? (besides call a cab)

  i'll explain...
everything you know is a lie!
and you know that sentence,
so it turns into
"everything you know is the truth!"
so you know that...
so it turns back into
"everything you know is a lie!"
and it keeps going on and on.

  What, about Hitler? xD

  everything you know is a lie!

  I don't remember. I'm studying on WWII currently. He also used the fact that the Jews were the only prospering community in Germany with their markets. So he used this fact against the community.
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But don't think too hard about it. Hating jews, seeing hitler as a jew seems paradoxical, or just contradictory, don't you think? In general terms?

And for the torture one, just think about it in general terms.

  I know Hitler was a Nazi... I meant if he was a Jew...

and you never said that you liked being tortured, just that you liked torture. It could have been either one.

  But his grandmother was a Jew. My teacher said one of the reasons he hated them was because his father abused him and he thought it might be something to do with the fact that his grandmother was a Jew.

  No. Not like torturing people. Like being tortured.
And Hitler was a Nazi! Not a Jew!

  Hey, a guy could be so crazy that he hated people who were like him...

And you could like torturing other people, no matter how evil it is.