Topic, Riddles/Brainteasers

  Someone's opinion of a crime. xD

  Two penguins fighting for a cucumber.

What's black and white, but only red?

  Im, the brainteaser IS a retorical question! xD

Here's a riddle to keep the topic up:

What's black, white, green, white and black?

  We would be.... Wow, that's a good question... Do you think I know that? -_-

  So... another Brainteaser! :D

Where would we be without retorical questions?

  Oh, that makes sense!

  If you're rearely the same thing twice, then you aren't a thing... a code?

P.S. THAT'S why you don't see baby pigeons.

  You're A THING!

  Urm...never heard that one before...

  You're................................ A persons that plays Werewolf on Whirled?

  I am rarely the same thing twice. What am I?
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  thats complicated

  Because they can't fly
No, no, and no.

  Because!!!!!

  Hey, here's a brainteaser for a change!:

Why don't you see baby pigeons?

  This: </ ?

  A quadangle!!!!!!!

  An extendible stick?

  MARC2008, is it a pyramid?

  No, Ahroo, a thing!

  What looks like a triangle but isn't?

  A TURD!!!!! D8

  What's brown and long and short and high and low? I know you know it...

  Playdoh!!!

  But.... I didn't. :S

  let's just say he had pants and a shirt on... xD

  No, The F has n legs or arms...

  Oh, it's so obvious!

What's brown and long and short and high and low?

  whoa. Well, you could've just said f-block with a jetpack playing a kazoo. xD

  It's Im with a jet pack wearing a red top playing the kazoo...

[edit] I am everywhere, I am tasteless(I think) and I am invisible(more or less). What am I?