Topic, Make your own Jokes!

  What mathmatical group loves animals?

  @jasperpostema
or pea soup.

  Who should try to to finish his unfinished levels while he's on Bonuslevel?

THIS GUY. >:3

  Who is bored and likes your avatar?

Me. :P

  Who is boring and has a strange obsession with Adventure Time?

Me.

  Why did Polly drop her ice cream cone?



My brother likes weird jokes like that... :X

  What do people eat when its Pi-Day?

  What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?



(Say it if you don't get it by reading!)

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

  Who is ugly and sucks???

  What is green and run throuth the jungle?

What is red and jumps from tree to tree?

What is black and sit on a tree?

  the one answer I never thought of XD

  Obviously it's nothing, and that riddle isn't your own creation neither.

  I am something, you could say, but I'm also not. The rich people need me, the poor people have me. Fate decides whether you have me. Equality would mean that no one has me, and I am rid from this Earth. If you eat me you will die, drinking too.

What am I?

  Chuck Norris doesn't battle he just allows you to lose.

Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming water just wants to be around him.

  What gets wet while it dries?? :)



Heres a dirty joke



Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

  Jasper. That was an epic fail. *chokes*

  What is green, flies through the air and screams very hard?

  Traditional Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
What do you call a woman with one leg?
What do you call a man with a bird on his head?

  What is red, under water and don't get wet?

  @GIS: Maybe I created and set in online :P
No joke, the first one is.

  jasper's joke is not his own creation...

  @jasper Is he a baby?

  A guy named Bob Holness died this week. He was the host on a gameshow called "Blockbusters" where the contestant would choose a letter and the answer would be associated with that letter. When Bob reaches heaven, he is greeted by Amy Winehouse who asks; "Can I have an E please Bob?"

  A man says to the doctor: "Sir, I always have to pee at 7:00 am". Doctor: "Well, I don't see the problem"
Man: "I always wake up at 8:00 am"

  What is a goat, eating grass at midnight?


^^ NOT FUNNY ^^

  Bump!

*Corny*

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide!

  What about it? Huh?

And a few msgs down there are really offtopic

  but what about my butt?!?!?

  why doesn't water go upwards?
it goes with the flow! XD or not...

  I made up this somewhat corny joke once cause I was bored!

Q: what's the name of the city Eels live in?



A: Eelectra City!