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Ahroo 14 years ago
  1. I once booked a seat at a clairvoyance(fortune-telling/seeing into the future) meeting but it was cancelled due to unforseen events.

2. Atoms have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic...
gundu 14 years ago
  @Marc, A chair!
gamelover101 14 years ago
  It doesn't matter SuperDog
Gameinspace 14 years ago
  THERE IS AN AWSOME JOKE!!!
SuperDog 14 years ago
  This is not the riddle topic
Hexicube 14 years ago
  Hmm...
I have 4 legs but cannot move and I am brown and sticky...what am I?
Treazer 14 years ago
  2 Ghost Jokes: >:D

1.What kind of jewels to ghosts wear?
Tombstones!

2.What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Ghoulash!

Other Joke:

A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"

The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"

"Two years," says the man.

"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink.

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."
Ahroo 14 years ago
  'If you're talking behind someone's back, doesn't that mean you're in front of them?'
SuperDog 14 years ago
  'It's raining with cats!'
'Yeah. I nearly stepped into a pooddle'
Ahroo 14 years ago
  A person argued that his shirt was salmon colored and not pink, while someone else thought differently. Finally, to settle the dispute, a grizzly bear was brought in.
SuperDog 14 years ago
  What did SuperDog(me) say?
'I can't fly!'
Ahroo 14 years ago
  Why are cobras so good at Bowling?
They keep on getting strikes!
SuperDog 14 years ago
  What is a fish that's not a carbohydrate?
Jellyfish! Jelly is not good for you :P.
Im 14 years ago
  What did the sun say to the earth?
"I spin you right round"! Hahahaha! LOLOLOLOL! xD HAHAHAHA!
Ahroo 14 years ago
  What did the earth say to the sun?
"you spin me right around."
gamelover101 14 years ago
  Make your own jokes.
No copying!!

Mine:
What did the computer say to the goat?
I'm all out of RAM.

Edit: Riddles are accepted

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gamelover101 14 years ago
  Make your own jokes.
No copying!!

Mine:
What did the computer say to the goat?
I'm all out of RAM.

Edit: Riddles are accepted
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