Topic, Make your own Jokes!

  1. I once booked a seat at a clairvoyance(fortune-telling/seeing into the future) meeting but it was cancelled due to unforseen events.

2. Atoms have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic...

  @Marc, A chair!

  It doesn't matter SuperDog

  THERE IS AN AWSOME JOKE!!!

  This is not the riddle topic

  Hmm...
I have 4 legs but cannot move and I am brown and sticky...what am I?

  2 Ghost Jokes: >:D

1.What kind of jewels to ghosts wear?
Tombstones!

2.What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Ghoulash!

Other Joke:

A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"

The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"

"Two years," says the man.

"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink.

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."

  'If you're talking behind someone's back, doesn't that mean you're in front of them?'

  'It's raining with cats!'
'Yeah. I nearly stepped into a pooddle'

  A person argued that his shirt was salmon colored and not pink, while someone else thought differently. Finally, to settle the dispute, a grizzly bear was brought in.

  What did SuperDog(me) say?
'I can't fly!'

  Why are cobras so good at Bowling?
They keep on getting strikes!

  What is a fish that's not a carbohydrate?
Jellyfish! Jelly is not good for you :P.

  What did the sun say to the earth?
"I spin you right round"! Hahahaha! LOLOLOLOL! xD HAHAHAHA!

  What did the earth say to the sun?
"you spin me right around."

  Make your own jokes.
No copying!!

Mine:
What did the computer say to the goat?
I'm all out of RAM.

Edit: Riddles are accepted