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Topic, Proof that girls are evil! | ||||||
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You must register or log in to post a message.Do the rest by yourself. trouble x trouble ≠trouble So is it possible that: girls = trouble ? Because: trouble x trouble = trouble^2 ≠girls ... I think. money ≠problem This leads to: money^2 ≠problem^2 As we had stated before girls = money^2 Therefore: girls ≠problem^2 Marc proved that: boys^2 = girls Therefore: boys^2 ≠problem^2 This causes us to believe that: boys ≠problem As our statement requires rich one: rich boys ≠problem so girls = girls which means girls^2 girls = girls^2 = time and money time and money makes time to get money need time to get money x girls = girls^infnity and infinity of something is evil(infinity marios is evil. infinity me is evil! ISPAMALOT) so girls^infiity / girls^2 = girls^1/2 infinity(WTF) 1/2 infinity = evil girls = girls^1/2 infinity so girls = evil if there is 1000 boys there is 1000000 girls as 1000^2=1000000 no, we have exactly boy^2 of them, as boy=√girl. This means that for every girl there is 2 boys. Or, at least, according to new math. :P boys=√evil so if girls=evil then boys=√girls and thus we have a problem as boys^2=girls IM NOT A GIRL! | GeneralFirst post of the topicgirls = time x money And as we all know ''time is money.'' money = time Therefore: girls = money x money = (money)^2 And because ''money is the root of all evil'': money = √evil Therefore: girls = (√evil)^2 So, we are forced to conclude that: girls = evil |
Not so hard :P