Topic, Proof that girls are evil!

  I like this topic I shown some teachers at my school a while ago the formula and 1 of them took a picture XD

  work+house=LOVELY LIFE

  Guys work and earn money, but they need a house to work.so it should be
guy+money=work+house

  Oh, OK, that makes sense.

  Half of the shops give money for charity
They give money so theyre sad shops
Half sad shops and half happy shops is average shops

Average is in the middle :)

  "And since about half of the shops do
moneyless shops + happy shops = average shops "

What do you mean?

  But some shops give money for charity
shops - money = moneyless shops(sad shops)
And since about half of the shops do
moneyless shops + happy shops = average shops
Average is evil! BECUZ DEN NOONE WINZ
So your right
SHOPS = EVIL THERE SO EVIL THEY HACKED ME
SOOOOOAP

  So I guess everyone understood shops are the most evil things in the world, right ? (lieing + money = shop)

  family's is overrated. its just something the shop invented and deleted our memory. just so that they can earn money.

  Done !

  olivier, can you add some description how you get those (just like I add between the maths things)?

it would make it more clear

  uys work and earn money, but they need a house to work.

so if a girl loves a guy they form a family, the guy works ; earns money and givesit to his wive, who lateron spends it in the shops ;)

  how did you determine the last 2?

  Shops need money to be happy so:

money + shop = happy shops.
(du'h)

when girls have money they gonna spend it all in shops

Girls + money = shop!

so therefore

girl + money = happy shops.

Guys work and earn money, but they need a house to work.

guys = money + house

so if a girl loves a guy they form a family, the guy works ; earns money and givesit to his wive, who lateron spends it in the shops ;)

guy + girl = happy shops


so that's why there are families!
To keep the shops happy!

  A shopaholic is a person that buy stuff even if the person don't need to. like fat people eats when they are unhappy.

no work IS awesome but if no one works... we're doomed.

  Money + Girl = What????
Africa is a country? This topic is confusing... ._.
No work = Awesome, btw... -_^

There are many girls with money, but I've never heard about that.

  Money + Girl = A Catastrophic Economical Disaster wiping the entire United states to its knees. people will suffer from lack of food, and money. lawyers will die instantly because they cant steal money from the IRS anymore, and Africa will become the richest continent.

Money + Girl: Shopaholics.
Shopaholics = Pain in the butt for boys.
so Money + Girls is a disaster.
Time the use = Worse.
That equals less time at work: Boys are waiting for the girl, to choose the outfit she bought yesterday.
No work = No food, no money, no nothing!

THAT equals: Africa is the richest continent.

  'You are what you eat, and I am a boy'
food = boys
Therefore:
food^2 = boys^2
Marc had proved that:
boys^2 = girls
Therefore:
food^2 = girls
We had proven before that:
girls = money^2
Therefore:
food^2 = money^2
As:
problem^2 ≠ money^2
It has to be true that:
food^2 ≠ problem^2
This leads to:
food ≠ problem
Well, this is for boys as I am a boy but...
I am sorry girls xP

  We are getting smarter, but on the other hand we also are getting dumber.
strange but true.

  Exactly. xD

It both makes sence and doesn't make sence... a paradox in itself! xD

  This is soooooo confusing :S

  *AHEM* this calls for the Mmm Deity Paradoxic Paradoxima!

Mmm Deity Paradoxic Paradoxima

"God is Food"

We know that "food = good".

But also, we know "God = good"

If "food = good" and "God = good", then "God = food"!

"Eating God"

Because "God = food", we can eat God.

"We know everything"

Coming in with "We are what he eat", if we eat God, we
ARE God. (We is concerned with the whole human race)

Since God knows everything, and we are God, we know everything.

"Knowledge Paradox"

Since we know everything, we also still know only the things we knew before eating God. So we all know and don't know everything... at the same time.

  I dont know why but I can't really find any idea from other 'proofs' than my own ones xP

  Since
girls = evil^2
and
boys = evil^1
then
girls x boys = evil^3
that means
people = evil^3
because people re all over the world
people evil^3 = world evil^3
an since God made the world
God = evil(NOT)^3

  First we state that girls require time and money.
girls = time x money
And as we all know ''time is money.''
money = time
Therefore:
girls = money x money = (money)^2
And because ''money is the root of all evil'':
money = √evil
Therefore:
girls = (√evil)^2
So, we are forced to conclude that:
girls = evil

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boys only require money and thus
boys=√evil
so if
girls=evil
then
boys=√girls
and thus we have a problem as
boys^2=girls

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time x money = girls
so
girls = girls
which means girls^2
girls = girls^2 = time and money
time and money makes time to get money
need time to get money x girls = girls^infnity
and infinity of something is evil(infinity marios is evil. infinity me is evil! ISPAMALOT)
so girls^infiity / girls^2 = girls^1/2 infinity(WTF)
1/2 infinity = evil
girls = girls^1/2 infinity
so
girls = evil


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If you are a rich, money is not a problem.
money ≠ problem
This leads to:
money^2 ≠ problem^2
As we had stated before
girls = money^2
Therefore:
girls ≠ problem^2
Marc proved that:
boys^2 = girls
Therefore:
boys^2 ≠ problem^2
This causes us to believe that:
boys ≠ problem
As our statement requires rich one:
rich boys ≠ problem

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Girls may, or may not, be a normal trouble. But they are NOT:
trouble x trouble ≠ trouble
So is it possible that:
girls = trouble
?
Because:
trouble x trouble = trouble^2 ≠ girls
... I think.

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AND I ADD: First we state that girls require time and money.
girls = time x money
And as we all know ''time is money.''
money = time
Therefore:
girls = money x money = (money)^2
And because ''money is the root of all evil'':
money = √evil
Therefore:
girls = (√evil)^2
If x=girls and y=evil
x = (sqrt(y))^2
therefore:
x = |y|(the absolute value of y)
therefore girls are absolute evil
absolute means pure
girls = pure evil!!!

LOL


Oh, and, girls can fight back:

Boys need money
boys = money
Money is the root of evil
boys = sqrt(evil)
Therefore boys are the root of evil
sqrt(evil) = boys

  too... much... math...
i usually like math, but word math is confusing.

  ah yes I see now

  Yes.... You said millionaires are evil.

  millionaires=trouble?

  But
evil = trouble
, so
millionaires = trouble
Therefore:
My mom = trouble = evil = girls
My mom is a girl!!!!!