Topic, Facts about Chuck Norris

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Ahroo 14 years ago

It's not an illusion, Oxideee... ._.

Time, regarded commonly as the fourth dimension (Length, Width, Height, Time) is the dimension on which our lifespan exists... as everything has a length, height and width, we also have a length in time (lifespan).

It's quite easy to travel FORWARD in time, you just need to stay at nearly light speed for 10 years to go far ahead (10 years at light speed translates to 1000 years earth-time). Travelling BACK in time is difficult, however... paradoxes may be involved. :/

If you could go into the past, nature would resolve all paradoxes immediately because, you didn't go back in time in YOUR dimension, but the one NEXT to it. which means that you could kill your grandfather and still exist, as that isn't YOUR grandfather, but your other self's grandfather... :/

... my head hurts. xD

Sillius 14 years ago

Well if you were to travel faster than light you would not be able to appear physically in the past... you would be able to see what happened when and where but not interact with it yourself :)

Oxideee 14 years ago

Time is an illusion created by the speed of light and the rotation of the earth... Therefore, if you were to travel faster than light while going away from it, you would go back in 'time'.

Sillius 14 years ago

By travelling faster than time you wouldn't actually be able to "go" back in time...

gameinsky 14 years ago

Legodude, that one was already said.

Chuck norris can travel faster than light and hereby go back ion time!

joe45 14 years ago

When Chuck Norris was a child in school, he would put his books in his locker... without opening the door!

legodude 14 years ago

want to now why the universe is contantly expanding its trying to get away form chuck norris[he will kick it and it DIE!]

allyally 14 years ago

Chuck Norris can lock his locker keys inside his locker.
On Facebook, Chuck Norris can Poke people so hard it gives them a broken rib.

Im 14 years ago

Chuck Norris is absotastic.

SuperDog 14 years ago

Chuck Norris's burps are so loud that they can be heard from Uranus.

Im 14 years ago

Chuck Norris is radamazing.

SuperDog 14 years ago

Chuck Norris can eat with his toes.
Chuck Norris created God.

Hexicube 14 years ago

I may have inherited his awesomeness slightly, I was playing rounders and whacked the ball 5m from my form tutor's area XD

lololol 14 years ago

Thats just disgusting xD and awesome though :D

1jase 14 years ago

Chuck Norris can eat a Rubix cube a poop it out solved

Ahroo 14 years ago

Chuck Norris is the only one who can do a real BUMP. All of us just PRETEND that we can. :P

joe45 14 years ago

Everything that is unexplainable in life is because of Chuck Norris.

lololol 14 years ago

Fail! Four backwards is ruof and not ruov :P

gameinsky 14 years ago

Me to
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lololol 14 years ago

Mu Cephei & VY Canis Majoris are Chuck Norris' balls.
Watch the two last planets of this video

Ahroo 14 years ago

Chuck Norris can say EVERY digit of Pie, forwards AND backwards. :O

allyally 14 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits...

Ahroo 14 years ago

A famous quote once said "There is nothing certain but Death, Taxes and Chuck Norris rewriting this quote."

allyally 14 years ago

In the beginning, Chuck Norris created the heaven and the earth... and the Brothel and the Roundhouse.

Ahroo 14 years ago

When God said "let there be light.", Chuck Norris said "Say pleaaaaase."

:P

EDIT: OMFG we DID!!! 0-o

gameinsky 14 years ago

Chuck Norris can punch a neutron star so hard it can go through a black hole and destroy it.

Chuck Norris has a small black hole in his head, because there is nothing more dark than that.
[edit]
OMG! me and Ahroo posted at the same time the same idea, that is insane!

Ahroo 14 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't have a stomach. He has a black hole inside him instead.

allyally 14 years ago

If you ask Chuck Norris for a dictionary, he gives you a peice of paper with 1 word; Pain.

Ahroo 14 years ago

Chuck Norris's spare pants once sold on ebay for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. They're now on display in the Smithsonian. xD

joe45 14 years ago

If you ask Chuck Norris what the meaning of life is, he will give you a dictionary. :P

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Chuck Norris invented humour
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Chuck Norris can see the 4th dimension

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