Topic, Level "Story maker", game "Info lines toy"

 

  Yes... Yes it is. xP

  You are a person.
You have a problem: your wife.
You decide to deal with the problem by doing nothing.
You failed.
The consequence for your action is you caused the apocalypse.
You should've gotten a goldfish! >:O
You make me so sick, I could beat up an innocent bystander 169 times.
Why did you do that?!

Because I like to.

  You are a pie.
You have a problem: your head a sploded.
You decide to deal with the problem by losing the game.
You failed.
The consequence for your action is you didn't solve your problem.
You should've been more careful! >:O
You make me so sick, I could shoot myself 268 times.
Why did you do that?!

  Ah, my levels are still awesome to this day... as is my story creating ability. :D

EDIT:
You are a chocobo.
You have a problem: your wife.
You decide to deal with the problem by doing nothing.
You failed.
The consequence for your action is you got AIDS.
You should've gotten some pants! >:O
You make me so sick, I could stab a freshman 53 times.
IGC.

My wife had AIDS? O_O

  You are a person.
You have a problem: you're bored.
You decide to deal with the problem by dying.
You succeeded.
The consequence for your action is something very severe.
You should've gotten a goldfish! >:O
You make me so sick, I could stab a freshman 154 times.
Why did you do that?!

lol. Nice.

  You are a zombie.
You have a problem: you're bored.
You decide to deal with the problem by solving others' problems.
You succeeded.
The consequence for your action is you got AIDS.
You should've been more careful! >:O
You make me so sick, I could hurt a cute puppy 21 times.
I hate you!

that sounds... rude ?

You are a wolf.
You have a problem: you owe the mafia.
You decide to deal with the problem by having Chuck Norris destroy your hometown.
You succeeded.
The consequence for your action is there were no survivors.
You should've ROFLed to death! >:O
You make me so sick, I could hurt a cute puppy 2 times.
You suck.
This is soo true!

You are the most epic thing you can think of.
You have a problem: your girlfriend is pregnant.
You decide to deal with the problem by dying.
You succeeded.
The consequence for your action is you didn't solve your problem.
You should've grown up first! >:O
You make me so sick, I could eat canned dog food 96 times.
THE END.
This, one is hillarious!

  Hey how can i play it and i am a tester

  LOL, keep on hatin'. xD

  You are a chocobo.
You have a problem: you're bored.
You decide to deal with the problem by doing nothing.
You succeeded.
The consequence for your action is there were no survivors.
You should've eaten 2 tons of wasabi! >:O
You make me so sick, I could shake a baby more violently than usual 152 times.
WTF. >:C

  If you not have seen it i am a tester for this game lol

  Sorry, it's in test mode... you have to be a chosen beta tester to play it. D:

  Hey can you guys tell me how to play this game

  no I didn't fix the erasing problem...I haven't updated it in over a day XD

  It's done! >:D

  nevermind, I found a way to get around it. :P

  ROFL. xD

it looks like you fixed the erasing problem, I'll continue. :P

EDIT: NOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEES!!!!! D8

It erased. Dx

  um...you put 1% instead of %1 XD