Topic, Make a story

  The mediocre employee was eating an apple.
ZOMG!!PJ)!Y(IY#)(!*)#(&!(#*^*
:P

  And then the story took a really unexpected development in the MOST SHOCKING TWIST YET!!!!!!!

  Because it was a mediocre employee. :p

  And his Lazor got fired

  Shoop da Whoop started FIRIN HIS LAZOR!!!!!!

  But evil as Ferrari13 is he threw him right into the claws of Shoop da Whoop.

  He was so scared that he grabbed onto Ferrari13's leg.

  The unknown man standing by the egg was terrified.

  Shoop da Whoop popped out of the egg.

  The huge, grey, metallic "fruit" began shaking. It looked as if it were about to hatch.

  For no apparent reason. He then fused his ultimate power with the final burst of Problem Sleuth's ultimate attack: Sepultchritude, so they could destroy DMK's FINAL FACE!!!!

  Then the weasel king flipped the f*ck out!

  But the liquor was poisonous and Ace Dick shouted "OMG" with a lady voice.

  And then Ace Dick drank the liquor and turned into fiesta ace dick!(FAD)

  But he could not descend into the sky because the universe was not upside-down!

  and then fell to hell

  Then Demonhead mobster kingpin (DMK) Ascended/Descended into the sky.

  Then Jim674 stole it and punched Jim649 for plagiarizing his username. He then jumped over to another forum, stole the spoon and came back here.

  It was sold to Jim649 for two million dallors.

  One of the strange fruits was huge, grey and metallic!

  The tree grew strange fruits, which sold for alot on the Black Market.

  Out of the meteor crater in Alaska a weird tree grew.

In case you hadn't realized, every single comment of mine will be based on Homestuck. Deal with it.

  Then the meteor hit. Afterwards you could see Canada all the way from Mexico.

  But the Canadians booted him all the way to Mexico

  so he slid right into canada

  And then discovered a countdown for 4 minutes and 13 seconds and a huge meteor that will hit Alaska in 4 minutes and 13 seconds!

  and shot the govner.

  He wanted to be wanted EVERYWHERE, so he went to Alaska.

  Qwerty was the most wanted criminal in 49 states (except for Alaska).

  There was a killer named Qwertyuiop Asdfghjkl Zxcvbnm, but everyone called him Qwerty.