Topic, Knock Knock Jokes

  *cricket chirping*
Edit: I'm sorry, but you've made a thread out of the most unfunny genre of jokes that there are. The rules are way too confusing. Just give up, please.

  Knock Knock!

  ( silence )

  knock knock!

  NOBODY'S HERE!!

  Final answer: NO!
Lets start over and follow the rules properly, Knock Knock!

  eggs truck?

  Oh, Come on azz, you don't even know if it has yet, you won't know if it has worked until a few days, several days or 1 entire week later.

  Knock knock!
This still won't work...

  Supermario, that is not how it goes, read the first post of the topic because I updated the rules of this topic...

  Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Silence who?

  X=Tacker (Now post JUST "[X Who]")

  who's there?
(lets try to play the game with chase's rules)

  Knock Knock!
NO ONE IS IN THE HOUSE! GO AWAY!

  Knock Knock! (Post JUST "who's there?")

  scenery: a bedroom
time: short after midnight

knock knock!
who's there?
i'm the boston strangler.
darling, it's for you.

  Knock Knock!

  Knock knock?
Who will enjoy this topic?
Nobody!

  Sorry for the spam, but would you like to post knock knock jokes for fun?

Rules V2.5: (UPDATED, IMPORTANT! If you are to the topic, then please Read the rules first)
Person A: "Knock Knock!"
Person B: "Who's there?"
Person A: "X" EXAMPLE: X=Tacker
Person B: "X" who?
Person A: "Y" [Y = final answer here]
{"Joke ends"}
BTW, NO DOUBLE-POSTS...