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You must register or log in to post a message.Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out. Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits! Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code! Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side. Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas! Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show! Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in? Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean! Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade! Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider! Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target! Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats. Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds. Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up! Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued." Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!" Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family. Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton. Don't Click on that Sh*t I once had a dream of eating sausages and when I woke up my "somthing-I-cant-say-here" was gone! OMG, Im! xD Anyway, I'm British, so I don't have a "mom", I have a "mum"! I clicked on it. Went out. And it said "Why did you close the window" Some answers, and I clicked "It sounded to good too be true" | GeneralFirst post of the topicAnd this is a serious matter because this could be inspiration for sevreal of my levels! Here is one: One day, i saw a popup saying: "Buy the new Virus Detector 8000! Detects every single virus! One for the price of two!" I bought it, and then used it. Guess what? It detected himself. |