Topic, Jokes for levels

  I had a dream I was eating a marshmallow and when I woke up my pillow was gone!

  Or make sure you get bitten by a zombie ?

  But if its your corpse, than your dead, so you can't do nuthing when your dead. Mebe duct tape before you die?

  to attach you corpse togetter , it's the center point , my father says if that hole isn't here then you leggs fall of.

  I wonder why I have a hole in my stomach?...

  LOL. AAAHHH IT BURNS!!!! MY STOMACH ITS WRITING ALL OVER ME

  Especially if it's The Killer Pen (Jump Gear 2) ;)

  Whoops. That would suck.

  Hey, why do you have a sausage over your ear?

What?
OH NO! I must have eaten my pen for dinner!

  Jokes.....herm....
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So a guy walks into a bar....
Oh wait. Wrong joke.
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So i turn on my computer....
Nope. Not good....
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Herm. Oh, so i was making the best RT game ever, and then, the level editor freezes up, because of my "conserve battery power" thing popped up (using a laptop). I want to save, I do, and when I reload it, ITS NOT THERE. So i freak out.
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Another one was not by me, but my friend:
It was during lunch, and he had a knife in his hand, eating food (duh). We were talking, and he moves his had up, to point in the direction of the subject (i think it was about planes or something) and with his knife in hand, laptop open, he accidentally stabs the screen and breaks it! LOL i didn't believe it either, but it happened.

  Yes! Great!

  It's strange that Ctrl + W won't alert you about closing tabs, but Alt + F4 will...
I used to do that all the time in my primary school, telling people to win by using the secret keyboard shortcut!


After the world + boss contest, I'm thinking about making a contest based on dreams. Do people think this is a good idea?


Sorry, but I can't think of any jokes just yet... Give me a while to think...

  ._.

  I'm such a geek that my favorite moment of the day is waiting for midnight to see if Google will change it's logo.

  ctrl + W closes one tab.
virus , this is a virus (many windows opens with spam)
then a meesage arrives with:free porn ?
the people after the computer klicks "yes" the computers says:aw, to bad!
(this is not from me)

  Lol xD

I once saw that in a game, someone was shouting 'PRESS ALT F4 TO GET FREE MONEY', and I laughed for 1 hour :'D

  Shiro, that's evil.

Luckily, i got a message that said: "Do you really want to close all tabs?"

  or W ctrl
(no don't do that , open a new window and see what happends)
alt f4 is not same as ctrl w

  Press Alt F4 to get extra points :D

  Post your jokes here.

And this is a serious matter because this could be inspiration for sevreal of my levels!

Here is one:
One day, i saw a popup saying:
"Buy the new Virus Detector 8000!
Detects every single virus!
One for the price of two!"

I bought it, and then used it.
Guess what?
It detected himself.