Topic, The Paradox Topic

  hey epicdude
(epicdude)hey buddy!
(cubix) WAIT. WHY ARE THERE 2 OF YOU?!
(epicdude) I squared myself, also hes from the past
(epicdude 2) ya, wait, if I hi five you epicdude, what would happen?
(epicdude) I don't know, well to quote tf2: slap my hand!
*hi five happens*
ERROR.EXE HAS HAD AN ERROR.
epicdude from future slapped the hand of epicdude from past. PARADOX

  Some guy doesn't exist.
He has a slice of cake and I don't.
How do I get the slice of cake from the nonexistant guy?
Well, I don't.
I do not have a cake from anybody.
I have a cake from nobody.
Since the nonexistant guy is nobody, I have a cake from the nonexistant guy, because he's nobody.
So I have a cake.
I have a cake at the same time that I don't have a cake!

WHY:::::::::::::
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SPOILER

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[virus termination in progress 0%]
[Error: a paradox occurred. I think you did something impossible.]
[Possible explanation: Mmm. Delicious nonexistant cake. It was chocolate, wasn't it? By the way, this forum is dangerous. Stay away.]

  If you take y=1/x and rotate it around the x-axis, it creates a shape that has finite volume, but infinite surface area... O_o

  Me: hey Cubix thanks for saving me from Cuboid
Everyone: DONT SAY IT!!!
Me:... this sentence is false

  Being perfect is also a flaw.

  Me: Epic?!
Epic: Hey, I just wanted to thank you for saving me from Cuboid.
Me: How nice... You just caused a paradox. Not nice at all, for the matter.
Epic: But- I have The Spoon! *whips out The Spoon*
Me: Then what's... THIS! *whips out The Spoon as well*
Epic: Wait. Oh, god:::::::::::::
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Blah!

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[virus termination in progress 0%]
[Error: a paradox occured. Spoon touched spoon from alternate timeline.]
[Possible explanation: Epic managed to teleport to Manhattan with The Spoon in his hands. You had the same spoon in the process. Remember to keep the spoon away from him next time. Sit tight, we're working on it. Again. *sigh...*]

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  to be bored is fun.

  Shenty-six divided by pi.
Mind=blown.

  I divided by -0.

  I divided by zero.

  Nothing is something.

  The following sentence is false.

  This sentence is correct. The sentence before after this one is incorrect. This sentence is correct.

  This username is not my username.

  rap = music.

  Erm, no?

I don't even need to talk about division with zero as the second last step is written in a way, that's mathematically impossible :)

  Let a=b
a²=ab
a²+a²=a²+ab
2a²=a²+ab
2a²-2ab=a²+ab-2ab
2a²-2ab=a²-ab
2(a²-2ab)=1(a²-2ab)
2=1

  There is one bacteria
Now there is 2
Now there is 4
Now there is 8
Now there is 16
Now there is 32
Now there is 64
Now there is 128
Now there is 256
And so on...

  The following sentence is true. The previous sentence is false, and the following sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.

  there was supposed to be a picture here but it's a HUGE one so i didn't wanted to flood the page.

  One person told me: "I always lie".

Classic.

  if there's an exception to every rule...is there an exception, to THAT rule?

  @gamelover. then we have the capitalist system.

this is a very old exempel: what if a lier says "i'm a lier."?

  "What if people volunteered to be slaves?"

  Then they should better call it: 'What came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?'

  The chicken, because the chicken doesn't necessarily have to come out of a chicken egg. The egg has to be laid by a chicken to be a chicken egg tho ;).

  Mini bump. What came first? The chicken or the chicken egg?

 

  i smell what i see
i see what i taste
i taste what i hear
i hear what i smell
who am i ?