Topic, The Paradox Topic

  but anything divided by 0 is infinity and anything divided by itself is 1!

  0/0 = 0.0 = 0

  I know the best one!
0/0=?

  Jac1, you mean:


"The more there are holes in cheese, the less cheese there is.
The more cheese there is, the more there are holes." ?

  damn it! GIS already said the one I came here to say!
the 5th post in the topic

  The more there are holes in cheese, the less cheese there is.
The more cheese there is, the less there are holes.

  You are what you eat.
Then, are we either cannibals or animals ?

  Paradox :P

  Only when you admit you know nothing, you can truely know everything.

  Huh? How can it be grandfather's axe then? D:

  "This is my grandfather's axe: my father fitted it with a new stock, and I have fitted it with a new head."

  The next sentence is true.

The previous sentence is false.

  In Houston you cannot buy beer after midnight on Sunday, but you can buy it on Monday.

  What??????????????? Impossible.

  There is a rule somewhere in America saying:
"If two trains meet eachother in a train cross they both have to stop and wait for the other one to go away."

  A liar says he is lying. Is he lying or telling the truth?

  You have a gun. Before you can fire the gun, you have to press a button. The button can't be pressed until you fire the gun. What do you do first?

  If +20'C is twice as hot as +10'C, then what is twice as cold as +20'C?

  the first portal links to the first portal. The second portal links to the third portal. The third portal links to the first portal.

Where to go?

  If I go back in time and be my own grandfather, then how am I born? 8/

  If you go into the time machine that leads to tomorrow, you will be in today's tomorrow, but that will be tomorrow's today, so you will go to tomorrow's tomorrow, but that will be tomorrow's tomorrow's today so you will go to tomorrow's tomorrow's tomorrow, but that will be tomorrow's tomorrow's tomorrow's today (etc, etc, etc)

  Well, hit me Friend!

"One dollar doesn't make you rich. If you keep adding one dollar all the time, you'll never become rich, no matter how much money you've got."

  "Everyone goes back into the first portal, which leads into the second portal, which leads into the first portal."

I have plenty of others.

  So Today is tonight? or tonight is today, no, is tigger from winnieh the pooh! (oliali :O)

  "It's opposite day today."

  Can you make an Agenda of your free time?

  5 hairs on your head is not enough, 5 in your soup to much.
so is five a big number or not ?

  "A barber shaves any man, who does not shave himself. Can he shave himself?"

  This sentence is a lie

  I don't get this game...