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You must register or log in to post a message.   Jingleheimer Joe: [ entering the set ] Well, hello, hello. Glad to see you all back again with ol' Jingleheimer Joe for more good times. So, let's all become friends and get in a togetherness mood, with your good old pals, the Junction Gang. [ train whistle sound effect. Katie Kindness, with "K" on chest, enters side door ] Jingleheimer Joe: Katie Kindness! [ train whistle sound effect. Carla Caring, with "C" on chest, enters side door ] Jingleheimer Joe: Carla Caring! [ train whistle sound effect. Umberto Unity, with "U" on chest, enters side door ] Jingleheimer Joe: And Umberto Unity! [ the kids are lined up to Jingleheimer Joe's right: Umberto Unity, Carla Caring and Katie Kindness, the letters on their chests spelling out "UCK" ] Jingleheimer Joe: Hey, Junction Gang! How are you all today? Katie Kindness: Better than ever! Carla Caring: We made a new friend! He's going to join the Junction Gang! Jingleheimer Joe: [ curious ] New friend? I didn't hear anything about a new friend. Carla Caring: Well, why don't you meet him? Katie Kindness: Hey, new friend! Come on down! ( train whistle sound effect. Fred Friendship, with "F" on chest, enters back door, stands next to Katie Kindness, spelling "UCKF") Umberto Unity: Meet our new friend, Fred Friendship! Fred Friendship: "F" is for "Friendship"! Jingleheimer Joe: Um.. I'm not sure that this is a good idea. Katie Kindness: Not a good idea? Why, friendship is the best idea! Carla Caring: In fact, I think Fred Friendship should go to the front of the line! Jingleheimer Joe: Uh.. no, no. He shouldn't. Fred Friendship: [ excited ] Yes, I should! Umberto Unity: To the front of the line, Fred! Jingleheimer Gang: [ chanting ] "F"! "F"! "F"! "F"! "F"! "F"! "F"! "F"! "F"! [ Freddie Friendship dances slowly to the front of the line ] [ cut to "Please Stand By" graphic, showing farmer trying to remove cow from train tracks ] [ cut back to Jingleheimer Joe wrestling Fred Friendship to the ground ] Jingleheimer Joe: Okay, Fred, that's enough of you! It's time for you to get out of here, okay! Katie Kindness: Jingleheimer Joe, that's not being friendly. Fred Friendship: No, it's not! Carla Caring: Maybe we should sing the "Togetherness Song" for Jingleheimer Joe. Fred Friendship: Yeah, let's do it! I'll go stand over there with the Gang! Jingleheimer Joe: No. No, you won't! You'll stand right here. [ music intro starts song ] Jingleheimer Gang: [ singing ] "You can't have togetherness, without four things:" Carla Caring: "Caring." Katie Kindness: "And Kindness." Fred Friendship: "Friendship!" Umberto Unity: "And Unity." Jingleheimer Gang: [ singing ] "Come see what joy these four can be." Jingleheimer Joe: Okay, uh.. that's great. Now, we're gonna.. Carla Caring: Letter Call-out! Fred Friendship: [ moving forward ] "F"! Umberto Unity: [ moving forward ] "U"! [ cut to "Please Stand By" graphic, showing farmer trying to remove cow from train tracks ] [ cut back to Jingleheimer Gang, Katie Kindness moving forward ] Jingleheimer Gang: "K"! Jingleheimer Joe: Okay. Alright. I think that's enough. That's enough. Katie Kindness: No, it's not. It's time for "Mish-Mash Mix-em-up. Jingleheimer Gang: Yeah! Carla Caring: Spread out, everyone, until someone says, "Freeze!" [ the Jingleheimer Gang starts to spin around one another in different combinations - Fred Friendship around Umberto Unity, Carla Caring around Katie Kindness and other combinations, until "U-C-K" can be seen with Fred Friendship almost turned completely around. ] Jingleheimer Joe: That's it! Stop it! [ rushes Fred Friendship ] No, no, no!! [ cut to "Please Stand By" graphic, showing farmer trying to remove cow from train tracks ] [ cut back to Jingleheimer Joe wrestling Fred Friendship to the ground ] Jingleheimer Joe: I've had enough of you! Get out of here, Fred! Fred Friendship: [ hurt] Ow! I just want to be with my friends! Umberto Unity: We're supposed to be learning about friendship, Joe. Jingleheimer Joe: Shut up, Umberto! Fred Friendship: Whoa. I think somebody around here has completely missed our message of togetherness. Katie Kindness: I think we'd better tell him what we're all about. Fred Friendship: This song's about Togetherness. Katie Kindness: [ starts singing ] "What we're spelling out for you-ou.. Is really, really good to do-oo. Caring and kindness are the perfect fit." Umberto Unity: [ singing ] "You can do it anywhere! In a parking lot or on a chair!" Carla Caring: [ singing ] "Inside and outsi-i-i-ide!" Jingleheimer Gang: [ singing and gyrating ] "In and out, and in and out, and in and out, and in and out.." [ backs now turned ] Katie Kindness: [ turns around singing, reveals "K" ] "Oh, yeah!" Carla Caring: [ turns around singing, reveals "C" ] "Baby!" Umberto Unity: [ turns around singing, reveals "U" ] "Baby!" Jingleheimer Joe: [ once again rushes Fred Friendship before he can turn around ] Noooooo!!! [ Jingleheimer Joe wrestles Fred Friendship to the ground one last time, as "Jingleheimer Junction" ends ] Jingleheimer Joe does not want the F-word in this show!    the only rule: DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE GAME! even if it just pops into your head YOU LOSE!    I was looking through my mediafire account which I haven't used in AGES, and found Ultimate Random Wars (BL version) which I made in January
feel free to play ;D  i'm going to bed, good night | ||||||
