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SuperDog 12 years ago
  But it didn't protect you from the smoke, which killed you.

I am small enough to squeeze through.
AK 12 years ago
  You're so deformed, you can't walk. I shoot you with my Laptop Gun. You die.

I attach Remote Mines to the bars. I blow up the bars enough to get through. My Shield protected me from the blast.
manufan 12 years ago
  I replay the game and play as "AK." I set the outcome to null. You have never won now! :(

I decided to shrink the cage in the wash, and then I slowly rose out of it. However, I am very deformed.
AK 12 years ago
  MARC, you said you would evaporate. You would rise to the top of the cage and stick there.

The cage is 2 feet by 2 feet. The explosion would be contained. Meanwhile, on Maplestory, I hear an explosion and run to find the cage in ruins and everyone dead except for JP, who was saved by hiding behind the Rolling Turtle.

GAME OVER.
MarioIsFireball10 12 years ago
  The bottle exploded.

I bring the Goosebumbs quartet into the cage (vampires, mummies, werewolves, and monsters) and used them to break down the cage. I made them explode after I was FAR FAR AWAY from them.
jasperpostema 12 years ago
  But then you realise it was Harry Potter and a new cage appears.

I put the cat into a bottle, then i took it out. But...bottle.......is............................too big.
MarioIsFireball10 12 years ago
  I throw Goosebumps books at the cage until the cage explodes from the horrible, horrible books.
Hexicube 12 years ago
  "The cage grows so much that it would cost 5555555 lightyears to escape -_-"
doesnt consitute impossiblity as the cat cant die or that would be escaping...

"I use Ctrl + Z, right back until this topic was out of existencce. I then save and compact."
there was no undo implemented

"And you would stick to the top of the cage instead. O.O"
how the hell does that work? XD
manufan 12 years ago
  @MIF: You would, but you didn't. Argument invalid, next time, try using past or present tense. :/

You get stuck in the stick. *Eeew!*

I use Ctrl + Z (Undo), right back until this topic was out of existence. I then save and compact.
jasperpostema 12 years ago
  The cage grows so much that it would cost 5555555 lightyears to escape -_-

I remove ONE bar and replace it with a wooden stick (cage doesn't feel that), cat will escape by running through the stick.
MarioIsFireball10 12 years ago
  Cages are a cat's worst nightmare. The bars come together as you try to squeeze out. You would suffocate.

I would throw Monster Blood onto the cage. The cage eats the Monster Blood and grows. I simply walk out. (If you're wondering where the Monster Blood came from, I always keep a can in my pocket. :3)
AK 12 years ago
  I'm a cat.

I can fit through the bars of the cage.

I win. XD

MARC, bars can't eat. XDDDD

And you would stick to the top of the cage instead. O.O
Hexicube 12 years ago
  the bars thicken as they ate the food instead

I evaporate and fly out the cage
Pof 12 years ago
  But the cage is elastic and the top of the cage smash you while closing again.

I follow a diet for 1 year and I'm so thin that I can go through the bars!
jasperpostema 12 years ago
  He isn't coz he has unfinity lives.
I bend the top of cage and climbed up the robe.
SimonM 12 years ago
  Then it got in a stack overflow and it didn't execute it.
Maybe the cat is dead or maybe it's not.
manufan 12 years ago
  But, terminate means kill in that language and one of your lives has been terminated!
Hexicube 12 years ago
  the cage is developed in an arbitary code language and thus is confused by that and ignores it!

I terminate the process
manufan 12 years ago
  Yes, but then, the bars bend back, and you're stuck! :(

I parse this code (AS):
delete cage;
azz 12 years ago
  I bend the bars with my unstoppable brute strength
jasperpostema 12 years ago
  Person 1: I use the key of the cage to OPEN the cage!
Person 2: There's no...cage.
BonusLeveLover 12 years ago
  BUMP OF AWESOMENESS!
Hexicube 13 years ago
  SuperDog I tried doing nothing, nothing happened :P
dingdong 13 years ago
  Sd, its still there, just invisible

Marc, your soul is trapped in your unmoveable body.
SuperDog 13 years ago
  LukeTheFunJester: You have to get out of the cage. That doesn't count.

I do... nothing... and the cage eventually disappears.
Hexicube 13 years ago
  I BECOME the cage! I can't trap myself inside myself!
LukeTheFunJester 13 years ago
  I kill everyone, put legs on cage, and walk around >:-D
SuperDog 13 years ago
  I make the cage big, so I can get out between the bars.
Hexicube 13 years ago
  a while back teleports were banned so the TARDIS is useless
LukeTheFunJester 13 years ago
  I DIDNT escape, so Doctor Who came and saved me, yaay!

General

First post of the topic

SuperDog 13 years ago
  Gameinsky and I have created a game. It started off in the chat, but then we decided to create a topic.

This is a game where you are a cat and you are trapped in a cage. One person says how he/she escapes, and the other person says that it's impossible and give a reason, and then try to escape using another way.

The cat has infinity lives.

Example:
SPOILER


You do not have to kill the cat every time.



I teleport myself out of the cage.


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