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SuperDog 13 years ago
  But the cage doesn't live. It can't do things by itself. So it doesn't let you out.

The cage was a spell which would end on the 6th of December 2010 at half past 3 GMT. It's 15:26 right now...
Vasilok97 13 years ago
  Heh, cool reason for me xD

[edit] Pass me, I'm busy :D
Hexicube 13 years ago
  the cage is Aethiest and is thus immune to Gundu
I use my shoelace to tie up the cage and keep kicking it until it lets me out
Vasilok97 13 years ago
  But blocks blocked you'r way out xD

I ask Gundu to take me out (topic Rules of Bonus Level: "13) gundu is God").
MarioIsFireball10 13 years ago
  But I already did that. The cage didn't burn.



I use a Nintendo 3DS to find a cubicninja. The cubicninja broke the cage into blocks.
Hexicube 13 years ago
  cage is fireproof
I use liquid nitrogen to freeze the cage THEN use my drill which now has torch cutters(3000 degrees C) on it
SuperDog 13 years ago
  drill is too weak.

i burn the cage
Hexicube 13 years ago
  the lego crushes you
I drill a hole in the cage using a diamond drill
Magic_X 13 years ago
  But you die while doing something...and escape...

I realize the cage is made out of Legos and i break it apart
Hexicube 13 years ago
  there is no lock...
I...do something...and escape...
demonicyoshi 13 years ago
  Ohh, thank you superdog! now i dont need to wory about donating food.
MarioIsFireball10 13 years ago
  But the cage doesn't have a mouth.

I gave the cage the Key Of Awesome. The lock is now the Lock Of Awesome. I opened the door.FREEDOM!
Magic_X 13 years ago
  But the laz0r you fired is absorbed by Shoop da Woop.

I feed the cage a cookie and it poops me out.
SuperDog 13 years ago
  Yeah but we have shops so we dont need food donated.

I fire mah laz0r!
demonicyoshi 13 years ago
  But the jail keeper changed the lock, so you have the wrong key.

Luckily I sold AK and MARC to a slave trader for my freedom. So now i got a job donating food to everyone else in the cage.
That means you starve if i lose my freedom.
MarioIsFireball10 13 years ago
  Watt wit u curectn meh afta evry sntnce?

i usedd teh Key of Awesome 2 open it. Problem sulved.
demonicyoshi 13 years ago
  you are a cat and cant digest a taco.
Plus you have improper grammer:
Your post should should read-
SPOILER
AK 13 years ago
  So me and MARC escape to UK, where we live happily ever after.

Why? Because if someone doesn't stop your escape, you escape. That's a good rule!!!

So MARC and me are alwys going to be free because we escaped. YAY!!
MarioIsFireball10 13 years ago
  I ate a nucular taco,which gives me FIRE BREATH!

Now I burn everything and everyone,including the cage bars.



@MARC,U haz immporper gramerrr, watt wittth da ta-wee xclammationz.

SPOILER
Hexicube 13 years ago
  FREEDOM!!!
AK 13 years ago
  I take tape, duct tape you all to the bars, and start you on fire. Except somehow MARC escapes from the cage. Then I escape and chase after him.
Hexicube 13 years ago
  uh nuclear winter in itself isnt cold...there just isnt any light due to the fact the sun is permenantly blotted out
also I think someone has seen the new Top Gear movie :P
SD the cage isnt tall enough for you to get that thin and maintain overall volume, so you become so dense you turn into a black hole
dingdong 13 years ago
  The nuclear winter is freezing everything down. You're frozen and can't move or escape.

I burn myself again so I don't freeze. Now can i break the frozen jail and escape.
SuperDog 13 years ago
  fine then, 0.0000000000000000001cm
Hexicube 13 years ago
  nothing is 0cm wide...it wont exist
and I told you your counter fails as its nuclear winter
[edit] wtf that just makes no sense
SuperDog 13 years ago
  i turn 0cm long, get out of the cage, find a new home that is not in a cage and nothing is wrong, and inside the house there isn't a cage i am in

and turn back to normal size
Hexicube 13 years ago
  there are no bars...only lasers 1cm apart
SuperDog 13 years ago
  yesyes but i can get out of the cage its bars are massive
Hexicube 13 years ago
  your counter is a fail its nuclear winter there is no light what-so-ever
[edit] and also your home is in a cage
SuperDog 13 years ago
  but i live happily ever after anyway... cause i can get out of the cage

General

First post of the topic

SuperDog 13 years ago
  Gameinsky and I have created a game. It started off in the chat, but then we decided to create a topic.

This is a game where you are a cat and you are trapped in a cage. One person says how he/she escapes, and the other person says that it's impossible and give a reason, and then try to escape using another way.

The cat has infinity lives.

Example:
SPOILER


You do not have to kill the cat every time.



I teleport myself out of the cage.


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