Topic, The unescapable cage.

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SuperDog 14 years ago

But the cage doesn't live. It can't do things by itself. So it doesn't let you out.

The cage was a spell which would end on the 6th of December 2010 at half past 3 GMT. It's 15:26 right now...

Vasilok97 14 years ago

Heh, cool reason for me xD

[edit] Pass me, I'm busy :D

Hexicube 14 years ago

the cage is Aethiest and is thus immune to Gundu
I use my shoelace to tie up the cage and keep kicking it until it lets me out

Vasilok97 14 years ago

But blocks blocked you'r way out xD

I ask Gundu to take me out (topic Rules of Bonus Level: "13) gundu is God").

MarioIsFireball10 14 years ago

But I already did that. The cage didn't burn.

I use a Nintendo 3DS to find a cubicninja. The cubicninja broke the cage into blocks.

Hexicube 14 years ago

cage is fireproof
I use liquid nitrogen to freeze the cage THEN use my drill which now has torch cutters(3000 degrees C) on it

SuperDog 14 years ago

drill is too weak.

i burn the cage

Hexicube 14 years ago

the lego crushes you
I drill a hole in the cage using a diamond drill

Magic_X 14 years ago

But you die while doing something...and escape...

I realize the cage is made out of Legos and i break it apart

Hexicube 14 years ago

there is no lock...
I...do something...and escape...

demonicyoshi 14 years ago

Ohh, thank you superdog! now i dont need to wory about donating food.

MarioIsFireball10 14 years ago

But the cage doesn't have a mouth.

I gave the cage the Key Of Awesome. The lock is now the Lock Of Awesome. I opened the door.FREEDOM!

Magic_X 14 years ago

But the laz0r you fired is absorbed by Shoop da Woop.

I feed the cage a cookie and it poops me out.

SuperDog 14 years ago

Yeah but we have shops so we dont need food donated.

I fire mah laz0r!

demonicyoshi 14 years ago

But the jail keeper changed the lock, so you have the wrong key.

Luckily I sold AK and MARC to a slave trader for my freedom. So now i got a job donating food to everyone else in the cage.
That means you starve if i lose my freedom.

MarioIsFireball10 14 years ago

Watt wit u curectn meh afta evry sntnce?

i usedd teh Key of Awesome 2 open it. Problem sulved.

demonicyoshi 14 years ago

you are a cat and cant digest a taco.
Plus you have improper grammer:
Your post should should read-

SPOILER

AK 14 years ago

So me and MARC escape to UK, where we live happily ever after.

Why? Because if someone doesn't stop your escape, you escape. That's a good rule!!!

So MARC and me are alwys going to be free because we escaped. YAY!!

MarioIsFireball10 14 years ago

I ate a nucular taco,which gives me FIRE BREATH!

Now I burn everything and everyone,including the cage bars.

@MARC,U haz immporper gramerrr, watt wittth da ta-wee xclammationz.

SPOILER

Hexicube 14 years ago

FREEDOM!!!

AK 14 years ago

I take tape, duct tape you all to the bars, and start you on fire. Except somehow MARC escapes from the cage. Then I escape and chase after him.

Hexicube 14 years ago

uh nuclear winter in itself isnt cold...there just isnt any light due to the fact the sun is permenantly blotted out
also I think someone has seen the new Top Gear movie :P
SD the cage isnt tall enough for you to get that thin and maintain overall volume, so you become so dense you turn into a black hole

dingdong 14 years ago

The nuclear winter is freezing everything down. You're frozen and can't move or escape.

I burn myself again so I don't freeze. Now can i break the frozen jail and escape.

SuperDog 14 years ago

fine then, 0.0000000000000000001cm

Hexicube 14 years ago

nothing is 0cm wide...it wont exist
and I told you your counter fails as its nuclear winter
[edit] wtf that just makes no sense

SuperDog 14 years ago

i turn 0cm long, get out of the cage, find a new home that is not in a cage and nothing is wrong, and inside the house there isn't a cage i am in

and turn back to normal size

Hexicube 14 years ago

there are no bars...only lasers 1cm apart

SuperDog 14 years ago

yesyes but i can get out of the cage its bars are massive

Hexicube 14 years ago

your counter is a fail its nuclear winter there is no light what-so-ever
[edit] and also your home is in a cage

SuperDog 14 years ago

but i live happily ever after anyway... cause i can get out of the cage

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Gameinsky and I have created a game. It started off in the chat, but then we decided to create a topic.

This is a game where you are a cat and you are trapped in a cage. One person says how he/she escapes, and the other person says that it's impossible and give a reason, and then try to escape using another way.

The cat has infinity lives.

Example:

You do not have to kill the cat every time.

I teleport myself out of the cage.

Topic, The unescapable cage.

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