Topic, The topic where you can only post the most random things you can think of that doesn't make sense...

 

NO UR A NO U

 

NO U

  And then I shoot you!
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NO UR A TOILET.

  I shoot your toilet
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Toilet.

  I go home and guess what,the DVD player is gone with a note from the jalapenos,there going to rob the first national bank for tomatoes guarded by goblins with crossbows lit on fire to protect the raisins which are worth 1 cent in egyption money.

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  I tried to skydive but it didn't work because the grapefruit was on counter.

(i shouldn't of done that because jalapenos will come and steal the DVD player!no more potatoes:(...)

  This makes sense........

  ice cream and fudge

  XDXDXD

PIZZA

CHICKEN!!!

Zelda Ocarina of Time End Credits

  Im is back?!

D'oh. :P

  Ya ? See

  Ya see?

  See ya!

  I'm outta here, bye.

  vvouter is back. Ring the alarms.

  I jon't know.

  JOO IS VHAT?!!!

  TELIOT...TOILET

  RED APPLE JUST ENDED YOU.

  TOILET.

  X

  no............

  Bird is the word.

  It's time for your two-word-day-ruining phrase!

  Idea: Replace all ice cream van tunes with heavy Dubstep, cant you imagine those colour vans with disney stickers blasting out some bad-ass wubery?

  CCCCCCOOOOOOMMMMMMMAAAAAANNNNNDDDDOOOOOO! *STABS EARLIKE FROM ENGLAND*

  Doh! My comment does'nt make sense...
*Facepalm*
*Picks up chinaphone*
Um, chinaphones are sometimes boring...
TAKE THIS!!!
*Throws Chinaphone*
*Hits from the head*
BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!