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You must register or log in to post a message. updated the rest  Hotel Shooters I was bored, when I was taking a cup coffee. I decided to go on vacation, preferably in a hotel. The only hotel I knew was the BonusLevel Hotel, I heard that on television. So 2 days later I arrived at the hotel. Gamelover welcomed me in the lobby, where gundu and Gary were talking about BLockoban. I thanked GameLover and I entered the conversation. They were talking about new admins, so I was happy, after all succes on my BB levels. When it was about 23:15, I was tired and went to my room. Atidnight I heard a gunsound next to me. There was shot at my neighbours: Elizea and Allyally. So I ran into their room and everywhere BLOOD! But allyally and Elizea were gone. Also: their window was open, and I heard the sound of a driving car: allyally was kidnapped, so Ideciced to free him. I jumped out of the window...oh wait, I have no wings... But gundu saved me by pushing some blocks of the edge of the hotel beneath me (like in Push). I gave him chocolate and I took my bicycle. After 2 hours (with the car 1 hour) I saw allyally, and fire around him. So I helped him out, and there was the FirstPersonShooter: AK, with an AK in his hand. He tried to kill me, but I ran away to the hotel. I forgot my bicycle. After 4 hours (7:00) I arrived at the hotel, where Doctor MZ (Medic Zombie) checked allyally, but he was sleeping, but what happened? Where is Elizea, why was allyally sleeping, what's wrong with AK and where the hell is my bicycle? See it next time in: Hotel Shooters 2  SPOILER Peter was not an ordinary child, some people would say, if there were two ways of doing something, he would always pick the third one. His teacher, Mr. Summers, taught him every lesson except one period of PHSEE, with the headmistress, Mrs. Ganglow. Peter loved Mr. Summers, but he was always getting into fights. Even though he was intelligent, he failed to use his gift. For example, a red highlighter, and a Maths Question: Algebra – Solve the equation: 3(x + 2)-3y (Where x is seven and y is two). Now becomes a big mess of red. See? Peter just loves screwing things up. When he swore in History, he got a two-hour detention with Mr. Iganzonovich as the moderator. Even though he was the meanest teacher in the school, Peter still found loopholes. He’d give the kid behind him a wet-willy, and if he told the moderator he’d look down at his shoes and hope to come away with a few minor bruises when school was let out. Peter believed in God. Finally, one Christmas Eve, he shouted “Screw St. Nick!†and God set a nightmare on him that night. The only person in his school who was clever & who was not getting into fights was me. On Christmas Day, I went round to Peter’s house. It was ransacked. The Christmas tree was on the floor, windows smashed in, and aerosol paint all over the 90-inch plasma TV (in the cinema room). When I asked him “Can we go swimming?†the answer was “Fine.†And when I stepped into his Swimming Pool, everyone was jumping on the huge boat there was in it. But, below all the commotion, someone was drowning. I couldn’t back away, I had my trunks on. A girl said “You really gonna save that poor bugger?†which I thought was inappropriate. A kid was drowning, and people were letting it happen. Seems as no-one was helping, I dived in and managed to free the kid, (stuck under a stool that had been thrown in) and kicked confidently up to the surface. By now, everyone was dive-bombing the pool getting their next target – me. I had a needle that I tucked in my trunks, and used it to deflate the boat. I jumped out, and there was my match, Peter. He lunged at me. I picked myself up, and I hurled him and myself into the pool… To be Continued… The Ghost Behind Me (Part 1: The Mirror): SPOILER It was half past ten, I was tired and I decided to go to bed. So when I was at the middle of the stairs, I heard a voice, screaming: Don't sleep, or you won't wake up any more. So I thouhgt I was just a day-dream and I went to my bathroom. Than I heard the voice again: Look at me, you n00bish! Than I was really scarwed to death. And when I looked in the mirror, I saw a ghost behind me, with a knife. So I wanted to get Elizea the ghost buster, but yeah, he lives in Finland, and I in Holland, so that wasn't a good option! I went to my bedroom and hid myself under my bed. Dust jumped into my eyes, like I got red hot chilli pepper in my eyes. So I went back to the bathroom and punched the ghost with some dust, but then he disappeared...
Every time I woke up that night, I heard the voice screaming, so know it was time to go to Elizea, the ghost buster...  I also put it onto terrariaonline We're writing part 3 of KNIVES and POISON! :D Come see us live on chat! :D :D Guess what I'm writing a fanfiction based on a hit TV series! What is it based on? So far, I'm making GREAT[/b[ progress! I finished 2 chapters and a prologue already! Stay tuned. :p  I wake up. Last day of summer vacation. The whole house is in a chaos "Hey, where are your nice pairof socks, tomorrow's he great day!" I bet they only want to get rid of me. 1 September 2011 First day of school. Was boring. All the teachers presented themselves. How odd, we had exactly the same ones yesteryear. 6 September 2011 Homework. Homework. And homework again! I bet they want to kill me! Who as the smartass to invent homework ? 11 September 2011 Todays been 10 year the twin towers fell. the whole school is partying. Aren't we supposed to be sad the economical center of the world was destroyed ? 18 September 2011 The dog is hungry, my parents want to economise. I had put my homework next to my dish, to study it while eating it. My mother accidentally feed it to the dog instead of the restants of my dish. How am I going to explain this at school ? 19 September 2011 The gave me twice as much homework as usually, 'cause I had a bad excuse. Told that to my parents. Parents mad. They said that it's my faulth. Fun... parents, and then they say they love you. 25 September 2011 I'm sick, going to the doctor tomorrow. 26 September 2011 Diagnose: acute viral rhinopharyngitis. I was too afraid to ask what it actually was. 6th october 2011 Not sick anymore. Acute viral rhinopharyngitis means common cold. TT. 11th october 2011 Found a fancy site called BonusLevel, hyaaaaa! 15th october 2011 After playing 50 levels on Rolling turtle I made a level myself. Rejected, the editor is annoying. 19th october 2011 Tried another game and got an accepted level on it, yay! 27th october 2011 Today some noob drowned the forums, the forum mod went bersek. 4th November 2011 Some guy called erricamas said he would quit BL. 5th october 2011 Erricamas is back, the people of BL don't seem to be very happy with that. This fanfic is WIP  You probably know how the story went... Note from author: This story is RANDOM. Anything random there was, er, supposd to be random. After I finished reading adrian's mole and 13 and 3/4 read 115 pages on 1 day :P | GeneralFirst post of the topic NOTE: You may not have the best reading experience if you read from the first post section. Scroll to the last page :p KNIVES (By gamelover101 and gameinsky) SPOILER Gamelover's Co HQ, 9:30 PM, November 12th, 2010
A strange shadow lurks the hallways of Gamelover's Co... GL101 walked down it, but no one was there. GL101 felt something, so he turned around to see what was there. The figure had come with a gun. The figure didn't speak, nor did it move. Bang. He shot a bullet. Gamelover's Co HQ, 10:30 AM, November 13th, 2010 It was a pleasant morning. GL101 peered into the hallway after getting dressed and all. And laying there was ericcamas, dead. GL101 gasped, thinking that he was the one who tried to kill him, and ran away. He ran to the Gamelover's Co sitting room and told them what he discovered, but they didn't believe him. So, GL101 took them to see it, but ericcamas' dead body was not there anymore, nor was his blood. GL101 gasped, but was later calm, thinking that the whole thing was just a nightmare. Bloodemons' Restaurant & Gamelover's House (A part of Gamelover's Co HQ), 7:00 PM, November 16th, 2010 Members of BonusLevel started to claim that the creator of 'alien escape' had mysteriously vanished. That night, GL101 was dining at the Bloodemons restaurant eating his usual meal. When suddenly, a transparent figure walked towards him. He said,"You're poop." GIS was at a nearby table, eating his steak. He saw the figure too and immediately warned everyone. Everyone ran away. Later that night, in the same hallway ericcamas died... ericcamas body was there again, and so was his blood. GL went into his room, watching TV when he saw the news. The news anchor said: "User Ericcamas was found dead at Bloodemons Restaurant on 7 PM on November 16th. He was last seen talking to User gamelover101." Mrmelons22' house, 1:00 PM, November 23th, 2010 A police squad maintained by Garygoh was in full investigation. That day, one of the prime suspects died... mrmelons22. On mrmelons22's back was a note: "You will never get me alive suckkas, so I killed myself!" Gl101 decided to ask GIS what the note on Mrmelons' body said, and GIS told him. "Gis, who do you think wrote that?" asked GL101. "Not mrmelons, at least." replied GIS. GIS was sure the murder wanted to confuse people. GL and GIS could both agree they were more scared than confused. They agreed to investigate the case. GL101 offered a SuperShield to GIS, so he accepted, though he said they were still not 100% safe. GL101 said, "We never are." Gameinsky's Room, 10:00 PM, November 23th, 2010 Nothing happened the rest of that day that day, until that night, when GIS was preparing to go to bed. When suddenly, a brick smashed his window. There was a note on it. GIS found it as an important clue and wanted to tell it to gamelover the next day. Bloodemons Restaurant, 9:30 AM, November 24th, 2010 GL101 went to the Bloodemons Restaurant for breakfast today. He was eating nothing but a glass of milk, 2 slices of toast, and some cereal. Suddenly, an excited gameinsky ran into his dining room. "Hi GIS!" said GL101. GIS started telling what the note said, "We know you are trying to find out who I am. We will spare you if you stop this investigation now. We know he is roaming here. I repeat, do not investigate anymore or be dead. "You don't scare me, mystery person!" yelled GL. After breakfast, we went to Gamelover's Co. HQ again. Gamelover's Co. HQ, 11:30 AM, November 24th, 2010 Suddenly, we heard a scream from the hallway where ericcamas died. We rushed there, and we found Garygoh and police squad lying there dead. The same figure we saw in the restaurant returned. "You betrayed me!" it yelled, aiming a gun at GIS. "O rly?" said someone behind the figure. That someone was holding an ectoplasmic device. He turned it on. The mysterious figure was shocked and was immediately sucked in. That person was GL101. "Finally, I got to test my VortexTeleports Teleporting System!" "I have a feeling," continued GL, "that the ghost was the murderer." GIS agreed, hoping the case would finally be over. Too bad, it wasn't. After lunch, GL101 was reading the BL newspaper. The headlines wrote: SimonM was killed, and MathijsM is crying very much. GL and GIS decided to go over to their house. SimonM and MatthijsM's house, 2:30 PM, November 24th, 2010 There, MatthijsM was holding a knife... stained with blood.MatthisjM rushed towards GL101. "DIE TRAITOR!" He screamed. GIS tried to stop him, and he succeeded. MatthijsM suddenly gasped, and fainted. GIS and GL101 decided to bring them to Gamelover's Co for questioning. Gamelover's Co. HQ, 3:00 PM, November 24th, 2010 GL asked first, "Did you kill SimonM?" "I tried to stop myself, but I couldn't. I felt like I was possessed." MatthijsM answered. GL suddenly shouted, "GIS, duck!" GIS ducked. A knife was thrown towards MatthijsM. "NOOOO!" GL and GIS yelled in unison. MatthijsM instantly died. "Clearly the killer didn't want his secrets leaked."murmured GL101. GIS said he saw a glimpse killer's back, which was under a black costume. All of a sudden, GL saw some carvings on the knife. It wrote, "DIE GIS AND GL101!" "I have an idea!" exclaimed GIS, and then lead GL to a closet. He gave them mirrors to be able to look everywhere in case someone was after them, and a bullet-proof vest. However, they still needed help. JP and Elizea were on vacation, so they weren't going to be useful. "Perhaps we could ask psychic WooHoo?" said GL101. GIS agreed and gave GL101 and himself each a bus ticket. And then, they were off. On a Bus, 3:30 PM, November 24th, 2010 GIS didn't feel very well on the ride. Then, they finally arrived at their destination, and stepped out. But then about 20 seconds later, it exploded. There was a timebomb on the bus. The bus driver and the other passengers were immediately rushed to the hospital! Others were immediately killed. WoohooII's house, 4:30 PM, November 24th, 2010 "Heck!" said GIS, shivering with fear, "That was close!" They went to WoohooII's house, and rang the doorbell. A trapdoor suddenly opened, and GIS and GL101 fell in. They were trapped in a dark room, until someone turned on the lights. They had to go through a puzzle. GIS solved it in 2 minutes, while GL was quite confused. After the puzzle was solved, a door opened. They went in, and there was WoohooII. The door closed, startling us. "Woohoo?" proclaimed GIS. "I understand there's been murders around here." said Woohoo. "You do? GL asked. "Yes, and I guess you want my help." replied Woohoo. We agreed. "The only thing you can do, "continued Woohoo, "is to sacrifice yourselves. That way, all will be calm." "No way!" said GIS. GL101 and GIS stared at each other. "What now?" GIS said, "We can't stop now!" "That is the only way,"said Woohoo." GL hesitated and said "Should we?" "Both of us?" GIS exclaimed. "But, who will protect BL then?" "Woohoo?" I asked. "Yes?" he replied. "Why do we need to sacrifice ourselves?" "I had a feeling you'd ask that." said Woohoo. "There are many secrets known on BL. Secrets only known by jp and the other 2 founders." "Really?" said GIS. "How do you even know they exist then?" "I asked jp myself." answered Woohoo "I was curious what happened to--" Suddenly, Woohoo stopped talking and fell forward. He was stabbed with a knife to death by the killer with the black back. They were so curious they didn't notice a dark figure, until Woohoo died. Main Street, 4:45 PM, November 24th, 2010 The killer jumped out a window, so GIS and GL chased him. They ran into a dark and suspicious hallway, which lead to a dead end. When they went to the end, the killer was gone. Then, we suddenly heard a scream from a nearby house. GIS and GL immediately ran out of the hallway and saw a terrified chris1 storm out of his house. The killer threw a knife at chris and ran away, but didn't realize he had missed by a few inches and broke the window of another house. A frightened but also enraged rocky came out of the house with the broken window. Apparently it was rocky's house. "OMG who threw that! I'm going to track that person down!" Rocky shouted. "That person ran away." explained GIS. "We're still trying to find out who he is!" GL101 added. "Well, I'll help you!" Rocky announced. "Hey you guys!" yelled chris, "There's something in my house!" Chris' house, 5:00 PM, November 24th, 2010 GL101, GIS, and rocky went inside chris' house. There was a note on the ground. It read read "You will never get me alive suckkas!" "Oh my gosh!" GL101 exclaimed, "That's the same note we found on mrmelons' body!" "That clearly points out mrmelons is not the murderer." GIS said, "Did the killer wear gloves, chris?" Chris, on the other hand, responded to GIS's question, "Yes, he was wearing gloves. Black gloves." "Damn it!" said GIS, "If he didn't we could check the accommodation for fingerprints!" All of a sudden, a piece of crunched up paper hit GIS's head. "AAAAAAH, why is it always me that get hit? I am sick of people throwing stuff at me!" GIS hollered, he was going to read the crunched up paper, when another piece hit GL's head. "Dear pesky plumbers, the koopalngs and I have taken princes peach as guest in one of my seven koopa hotels." GIS read his paper. He flipped the paper around, and said "Aaah, that makes more sense." The paper read, "Come in dark street 15, I can provide you useful information." Meanwhile, GL was reading the paper he recieved, "Oh yeah, I forgot, at 20:15, November 26th, do not forget!" "Shall we do it?" asked GIS. "Sure..." GL replied. "I'll come with you!" offered rocky "I want revenge!" Chris on the other hand couldn't go, "I have stuff to do..." And so, everyone went home for the rest of the night. No murders happened that night. Bloodemons' restaurant, 7:00 PM, November 24th, 2010 Rocky offered to come with GL and GIS to the Bloodemons restaurant for dinner. They ate together and discussed about the mysterious meeting at dark street 15. Bang! Everyone in the table was shocked. "Another murder?" thought GIS. They turned around, and saw the source of the bang. The BlooDemons were having a show, so the bang was just a false alarm. They decided to watch the show while they ate. Then came intermission. "Boy, that sure scared me!" said GIS! "Who do you think wrote the note?" GL101 asked. "No idea yet so far." GIS looked at one of the nearby tables. Lololol was seated there. "I did." Lololol said. "You're kidding me!" exclaimed GIS. "Sorry I scared you, I was bored." "Lololol is bored, isn't he?" "Yes. I am working on a fanfic." So GIS turned back and they continued talking about the notes. All of a sudden, GL101 recieved a text message. It read "Look behind you!" GL did, and there was the killer with the black back. He was ready to assault them. But lololol suddenly came out of the seat, walked over to the killer, and smashed an empty glass mug on the killer's head. The killer immediately fainted. GL wanted to call the police, but his phone needed charging. Anyways, GL, GIS, rocky, and lololol all finished their dinner. "Who was that guy?" asked lololol. "We dunno." replied GL101. They tried removing the killer's mask, but it was embeded into his profile. GIS wanted to know who the killer was really bad. "What about the killer?" asked rocky. "Bring him to Gamelover's Co. We'll question him tommorow." GL answered. Gamelover's Co HQ & Gameinsky's Room, 10:00 AM, November 25th, 2010 GL101 yawned. He went to the room where he had kept the killer. He opened the door, but no one was there. GL gasped. "He's. He's. He's gone!!!" GL ran all the way to GIS and rocky and told them the bad news. GIS was wide awake, but rocky was still asleep. "What's the matter, why are you so excited?" asked GIS. "The killer! He escaped!" GL replied. "Oh no!" "What should we do?" "We have only one thing to do, Dark street 15." "What?" "Remember the crumbled up paper?" "Oh yeah, that." Gamelover's Co HQ, 7:00 PM, November 26th, 2010 No murders had happened for two days. "The killer is probably too injured from getting hit by lololol's cup!" GL101 explained. "Haha." laughed GIS, "Today's our meeting, I feel a little excited." "You ready to go yet?" GL asked GIS and rocky. "I think I am, wait not yet." said GIS. Gis took a gun, charged it and put it it in one of his pockets. "Now I am." "Which reminds me, I should get my LazorMatic." thought GL101. "Let's go!" GL shouted! Dark street 15, 8:00 PM, November 26th, 2010 Gis didn't feel very good. He prepared his gun, and suddenly heard a voice. "Now ain't that a shocker?" said Ahroo. "Ok, so what's the information?" asked GIS. "The murderer isn't a guy who everyone knows." "Hmmmm..." "Anonymity is the greatest disguise." "Who's the killer?" GL asked. "Who'll know..." replied Ahroo, "If I kill you first?" GIS didn't understand, but prepared his gun anyways. Suddenly an scream could be heard. It was rocky. He fell forwards. There was a knife in his back. GIS, so frightened he shot 5 random bullets with his gun, they ricochet a few times they disappeared without harming anyone. Or maybe not, Ahroo's arm was hurt. "I killed rocky. Now it's your turn to kill GL and GIS, my slave Ahroo." came a familiar voice. It was chris1. "I was the killer." he continued. GIS turned back. "CHRIS?????" he yelled. "Ahroo." GL said calmly, "What is more worthy? 1 million dollars or the life of 2 BL members?" "Gimme the money. NOW." Ahroo said. "Fine. Here's your money." Chris said, giving him 1 million dollars in cash. "Of course, Ahroo was the guy that "missed" chris by a few inches and "didn't notice!" thought GIS. "Sorry, stalkah... time to go back to your closet." said Ahroo bitterly. "You wouldn't..." whispered Chris. "Bite me." Ahroo threw the knife. "Curse you, traitors!" chris managed to say, before he died. EPILOGUE "So, Ahroo." GL101 asked, "Why did you start working for chris?" "He promised me a million dollars, last time I checked..." Ahroo answered. "And you got it."said GL, "Well, all's well that end's well!" GL101 and GIS were quite pleased to tell everyone what had happened. The only thing they didn't tell was how Chris died. The dead bodies were buried under a small cemetery. Bloodemons' Restaurant, 10:00 AM, November 28th, 2010 "You know," said GIS, "it was fun to work with you." "Me too, GIS." GL101 replied. "Me too..." "Well, it's official. Case closed." GL continued. THE END List of users mentioned: SPOILER and Many thanks to: Guys ABC & D (By Elizea) SPOILER Quoting This is a neverending story by me. Ill try to continue it a bit each day. Feel free to comment and give some tips etc:)
Long ago there was Guy A. He made a game called ABC. Guy A was happy. Guy B came to test the game. He thought the game was super cool. He made some average levels. Guy C came. Guy A had just finished making game DEF. Guy C tried game DEF and thought it was super cool. Guy C made some levels to it. Guy B and C continued making levels to the games and enjoyed playing the levels. But one day came Guy D. He tried out game ABC and DEF but didnt find them cool. He made few levels which were bad. Guy A tried to help him make better levels but Guy D got angry and left the site. Guy E came. He was talented level maker. He made very fast very good and very original levels. Guy B and C came annoyed how the newbie E was so good. Guy A had just finished his 3rd game GHI when guy D came back. Guy D loved game GHI and made some levels to it. They were very cool. Guy E tried to make levels to GHI but he couldnt. Guy D tried to help him to make better levels, but Guy E didnt want help, as he had seen the bad levels in games ABC and DEF made by Guy D. Guy D got frustrated. He wasnt able to create acceptable level to games ABC and DEF, but he was still amazing in game GHI. Guy A made his fourth game JKL. In JKL no one was better in making levels than others. Guy D and E started competion, as they both thought they were the best creator. Guy A made Guy D admin in all 4 games. Guy E got very frustrated. Guy E started to make topics. Guy E made a lot of topics, for example: -Vote for admins -Offtopic -Offtopic (2) -Offtopic (3) -Count to ten -Count to eleven. -Count to over nine thousand. Guy A noticed the amount of new topic made. He didnt like it. Guy A made Guy B Forum admin, and Guy C User Admin. Guy E quited, and no one saw him ever again. The topics made by him was abandoned. For a big surprise Guy F found the site. He tried game ABC and loved it. Guy F didn't like levelmaking. Instead, he thought the levels made by others were super. Soon he had highscore on nearly each level he had played. One day guy D got an idea. He made the hardest level ever seen in game ABC. This level was made official few days later. Guy F found the level but he didn't like the level. He loved the easy levels but this was something else. He didn't get highscore on this level. Meanwhile Guy A was thinking of an very cool idea. Slideshows! This made possible to highlight levels that were better than average levels but not enough for official. He had noticed Guy F and his extreme good eye for good levels. Guy F was honored to be the first slideshow maker. One day something terrible happened... Guy E came back, but something had changed in him. He wasn't that wonderful levelmaker anymore that he used to be once. Guy A had to deactivate Guy D as he had just been hacked. Guy A had a major problem. No levels were evaluated and he didn't know who he could trust anymore. He didn't want this to happen anymore. Guy A started to evaluate levels alone. Guy B made a topic for safe password. He suggested long and hard passwords. The topic was pretty popular inside the community. Guy C didn't really care about all this stuff. He started to make much more levels than he had made before. He started to comment levels a lot. He was very active and started to get much respect. Guy A found his new admin. Guy C was made admin in 2 games, as Guy A wanted to split the games between admins. For this reason also Guy B got 1 game, DEF. For everyones surprise he made Guy F ABC admin, as he was actually pretty good to be admin, even he didn't like level making. Guy A thought he had now survived over the dark days. Guy F was having good time. He loved the levels that were created. He loved checking them. He loved making slideshows of them. Guy C wasn't so lucky. He rejected most levels, and got much complains about it. He tried to explain but the community didn't listen. Topics like -Vote for the Worst Admin -Guy C is dictator. -DON T REJCT MY LVELS! were created. Guy A didn't like this. He was waiting that guy D would make a comeback with a new account, as everyone respected guy D. If guy D would say that he had rejected those levels too, no one would complain anymore. Guy D had been a dream admin. Guy B was checking new levels. He noticed a new level from Guy G. The level was excellent. Guy A noticed the excellent level from guy G too. Guy A was sure it was Guy D with a new account. Later he hoped he had never seen guy G's level. Guy G make few levels more. They were amazing. Guy A started to work on his next game. He asked guy G to be tester in it. Others wanted to test the new game too and complained about this, but guy A didn't listen. Guy G made excellent levels on Guy A's new game. One day Guy G asked what happened to guy D. Guy A didn't know what to say. He had thought all the time that Guy G was Guy D. Guy A answered that Guy D had been a multi-admin. The best. Everyone respected his decisions. In the eyes of Guy G this sounded amazing. He imagined Guy D as a hero. Guy G started to call him Legend. Guy A was unhappy again. He were still waiting for Legends comeback. Guy D was making a level. He made some flowers, some stars... Soon he had an excellent level there. He uploaded it and accepted it. Guy A had just came online. He tried the level and said it looks a bit like Guy D's old levels. It had somekind of nostalgia. Guy B had been a few days away without saying anything. No levels were evaluated in DEF. Guy A didn't have time to make his new game as he had to evaluate levels in game DEF now. Guy G got annoyed as Guy A now forget the new game. Guy G started to check if there were any account created recently. He found one interesting one, Guy H. He was surprised. Guy H had been on the site for few weeks just reading forums but not commenting. Guy B came back. People were angry at him. They wanted to take off admin rights from Guy B. On this topic Guy H commented the first time. No one didn't argue anything after his comment. No one. For Guys A and G this was a lucky day. Their prays had been answered. ________________ Guy A was happy, once again. Guy D had made the comeback he had been waiting for. Guy G was happy too. His legend was here again. That hero he had heard rumors of. Within a moment, he PMd guy D if he wanted to make a collab. Guy D accepted, as he had heard how good Guy G is to make levels. Guy D and G made the coolest looking level so far. It was amazing. One day Guy A didn't come online. After a week Guy A was still missing. One day when Guy B was trying to log on, he couldn't. Server didn't answer. Others had the same problem. The site was now history. Msgid courtesy of gameinsky. An Odd Door (By gameinsky) SPOILER It was 7 PM, Olivier just finished eating and went playing computer.
He heard a loud scream and went looking outside. There he saw a piece of cheese being chased by a dog. Olivier wanted to see that from nearby so got down and opened the door to the outside. The road was green, and the trees purple. The cheese and the dog dissapeared. "What is that", said Olivier, and got through the door again. "Where is the house", said Olivier ? Only the door was there. He went through it again, just to fall of a cliff. "NOOOOOOO", screamed Olivier. And he fell through a house on a bed. He was knocked out unconsious. When he woke up he was in his house again, it was 6 PM. "Dinner!" said mom. And he went down for dinner, totally forgetting his adventure. When he finished eating and watching tv he went up again and played some computer again. It was 7 PM. When suddenly he heard a loud scream. There he saw a piece of cheese being chased by a dog. Olivier wanted to see that from nearby so got down and opened the door to the outside. The road was green, and the trees purple. The cheese and the dog dissapeared. "What is that", said Olivier, and got through the door again. "Where is the house", said Olivier ? Only the door was there. He went through it again, just to fall of a cliff. "NOOOOOOO", screamed Olivier. And he fell through a house on a bed. He was knocked out unconsious. When he woke up he was in his house again, it was 6 PM. "Dinner!" said mom. And he went down for dinner, totally forgetting his adventure. When he finished eating and watching tv he went up again and played some computer again. It was 7 PM. When suddenly he heard a loud scream... Loop story, go to start. A Bloody Case (By Birjolaxew) SPOILER A black silhouette was visible through the window. As it turned it's head, Ahroo ducked. Fear hit him for a second, but he felt safe after a while, having heard no sound of the man inside getting up. He stood up. Light shined through the window from an unknown source behind the silhouette, not only making it impossible to see details, but increasing the danger for Ahroo as well.
He had seen enough. He jumped off the balcony and ran off. A wall surrounded the house, but it didn't take long to climb it. As he jumped down on the pavement on the other side, a car engine booted up a bit further away. He ran to it. He quickly ran to the car, and jumped inside, but for some reason, Gamelover, his conspirator, didn't drive off. "Come on Gamelover, they will be out here in a minute!" Ahroo said. A deep unknown voice responded; "No Ahroo. I am not Gamelover. But if you want to join him, fine with me". As the last words came over the unknown mans lips, a piercing pain shot through Ahroo's neck. As he moved his hands to the place it hurt, he felt a warm liquid flow out over his hands. That was when everything went black. The rain was drumming on the window. Birjolaxew stood up. His back was hurting from sitting down for too long. He had been doing his math homework, when he had noticed a topic on BonusLevel. He had written a short story, but didn't have time to finish it. It was 3 PM and he hadn't went to sleep yet. As he lay down, he tried to find a way to end his story, but he just couldn't think about anything but math. He went outside the next morning. The sun was shining down through the houses on both sides of the road. He looked around. Old Mrs. Jensen were taking her dog for a walk. On his right where the usual wall, blocking the view to the expensive villa. As he walked to school, he noticed a car holding halfway up the sidewalk. It had been there yesterday too, but he didn't recognise it. As he walked by he saw a teenager sitting on the backseat. A dark red liquid had spilled all over the seats. He backed off a few steps. A boy had been murdered in there. He heard steps behind him. A hand locked around his arm. A kid, around his age were standing behind him in a black coat. Something glimpsed in the kids hand. A knife where shot out from the kids wrist. Birjolaxew tried ducking, but for no use. The hand had a good hold on him. He were stunned in terror when he saw the knife flying towards his chest. A pain shot through him, starting from the hearth and quickly spreading to his whole body. Following where a terrifying cold. And then; nothing. He felt nothing. A great desire to close his eyes were starting to take over. The kid released his grib. Birjolaxew fell, but he didn't notice it. He were dead already. POISON (By gamelover101 and gameinsky) SPOILER Somewhere outside of the BL universe, 8:00 AM, December 23rd, 2010
An unknown person was sitting at his computer outside of the BL universe. He and his assistant Mr. Watson, were supreme hackers. "Yes! I have finally hacked that noob named chris!" he said. "Once I kill all the BL users, it will be mine! Jp, you WILL bow down to me!" "Watson!" he commanded, "Go get me a slice of watermelon! Man, I love eating melons!" Nobody, not even GIS and GL, knew what hideous plot the mysterious man was planning. Bloodemons Restaurant, 9:00 AM, December 23rd, 2010 Once again, GIS and GL101 were enjoying their breakfast at the Bloodemons restaurant. "Any plans for Christmas?" GIS asked GL101. "No, not yet." GL replied, "It's such a shame jp and Elizea are going to miss it..." "Yeah, where are they even?" "Come to think of it, isn't it strange? I mean, all the user mods are on vacation!" "There's only two..." "I know!" Lololol walked into the restaurant. “Hi lololol†greeted GIS. “Wazzup, lololol?†said GL. “Not mu---†lololol stopped talking suddenly. He choked, and fainted. Unlike the previous murders, there was no knife or gun. Everybody gasped. "Call an ambulance!" shouted AK. "He's dead!" cried MatthijsM. After his murder, he and SimonM had managed to make a new account. Bloodemons Restaurant, 9:30 AM, December 23rd, 2010 The ambulance arrived, but the paramedics couldn't do anything but wait and hope he is still alive. "I think he is dead," said Matthijsm to the doctors. Bloodemons Restaurant, 7:45 PM, December 23rd, 2010 That afternoon, GIS and GL101 ate dinner at the Bloodemons Restaurant. Two people walked in the restaurant. They were the doctors that took lololol this morning. “We have sad news," said one of them. “Lololol is dead.†GIS and GL gasped. Lololol would be buried in a cemetery, the same cemetery all the other murdered BL people were buried. "My dear gamelover..." said GIS, "We have a new case to solve..." "Too bad we don't have any clues." murmured GIS. "Maybe we should examine lololol's body, "said GL. “Good idea, but let's do it before lololol's body is buried!" BonusLevel General Hospital, 8:00 PM, December 23rd, 2010 So, gamelover and gameinsky went to the hospital, where lololol's body was. They went to the front desk, and asked the nurse to see lololol. SimonM had recently been hired as a doctor there. "Excuse me," said GL, "We're looking for lololol." "Userid please," answered the doctor. "Userid? Wait let me look..." GIS said as he looked through the Userid database. "847" responded he. “Ahh, that lololol. The doctors have just filed a report. Turns out he was poisoned with Deathgen.†"Deathgen?!" GL exclaimed, "But the only Deathgen is in the Gamelover's Co lab!" "That means... the murder has been in GL's lab!" GIS shouted, "We should check it ASAP!" Gamelover’s Co Lab, 8:30 PM, December 23rd, 2010 GIS and GL101 ran back to the Gamelover’s Co base as quickly as they could. But it was too late. The killer had left. The surveillance cameras had evidence, though. It had recorded a glimpse of a dark figure... “The killer…†whispered GL. “…Was here…†They decided to take a look in the lab. It was an utter mess! Flasks and test tubes were all over the ground, books from the bookshelf were ripped and torn, and there was an odd note on the ground. "This is... your lab?" murmured GIS. "No," corrected GL," it was my lab." GL101 went over to read the note, “Lbh'yy arire pngpu zr nyvir, fhpxnf! Bapr V trg zl unaqf ba gur sbezhyn sbe Qrngutra, V funyy or hafgbccnoyr!†“This… doesn’t make sense!†he told GIS. "What the..." questioned GIS. Suddenly, GL had an idea. He took it to his private supercomputer. He typed the command, “crypto -decode F:\scannedfiles\note.txt†A moment later, out popped the text, “This file has been detected to be encrypted with ROT13. Decrypted message: You'll never catch me alive, suckas! Once I get my hands on the formula for Deathgen, I shall be unstoppable!†GIS and GL gasped. Luckily, GL101’s body forms Gamium, a substance that forms Gamium Deathide, a non-poisonous alloy, when combined with Deathgen. GIS, on the other hand, provided Gisium, which had the same non-toxic effect. "Sometimes I think I never should've made Deathgen…" sighed GL101. “Destroy it! Neutralize it!†replied GIS. "Get rid of it?" GL yelled, "Are you insane? I spend months making it!" "Plus, he already has a sample, so it's no use!" he added. "Let's inject him with Deathgen!" GIS suggested. “We can’t. We don’t know who the killer is yet!†"What do we do then?" questioned GIS. “Search the lab for more evidence?†GL replied. "Sounds like a plan…" They went to search the lab. There were a few dirty footprints on the floor, and a few jars of Deathgen were stolen. "Aha, everyone has different footprints!" GIS said. GL took a sample of the footprint and took it to the supercomputer again. This time, he entered, “anticrime –printdetect F:\scannedfiles\footprint1.jpg†It took about 2 minutes to find a match. The computer said “Found match. Footprint belongs to… An error occurred. The message read, “You’ll never catch me alive, suckas!†Gamelover clicked ok. “He's a hacker too, it seems…" murmured GIS. “Screw it!†hollered GL101, “We were so close to finding him! Should we call the police?†"Why call the police? We already solved one case, let's solve this one too!" “Good point. Oh and, it's getting late, I'm tired." "Let's go to bed then." Gamelover and GIS went to bed. They didn’t know, however, that the killer came back at midnight to steal more Deathgen… Brolling’s house, 9:00 AM, December 24th, 2010 Brolling walked to his front door. Just outside was a wrapped up present. He was rather puzzled, so he picked it up and went inside. He opened it. Boom. The present was a bomb. Brolling was immediately killed, and his house was badly damaged. Gamelover’s House, 9:30 AM, December 24th, 2010 Gamelover woke up. He yawned, and began to get dressed. He went to the GIS’ room, the room that he had kindly given his partner since the first story. GIS was already awake and noticed gamelover. "Hello" he said. “GIS, I had a dream last night. I dreamt that Brolling was going to be killed!†GL shouted. "Maybe it was a vision?†“I wanna check it out! But first, let’s eat breakfast.†"Ok…" GIS replied, “Though I don’t know what to eat for breakfast.†“Um, perhaps we could have juice and waffles?†“Sure.†GIS and GL went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. They turned on the TV while they were dining. "Let's watch the news to see if anything happened." suggested GIS. "Great idea." said GL. So that's what they did. The news reporter announced, “Local resident Brolling has been found dead after an explosion had occurred. He was instantly killed with his house heavily damaged. How the bomb arrived is unknown, but police recovered a note saying, ‘Zreel Puevfgznf, fhpxnf!’ If you have any information about this incident, please report it to your local police.†Gamelover did a spit take and yelled, “What?!†"Holy crud!" GIS exclaimed, “You were right!†Brolling’s House, 10:00 AM, December 24th, 2010 Gamelover and gameinsky rushed over to Brolling’s home. Police were still at the crime scene investigating what had happened. GIS was watching the investigation and waited for GL101 to make some explanation. “Excuse me, may I see the note?†he asked. “Sure,†said an officer, handing GL the note. “We trust you.†“Zreel Puevfgznf, fhpxnf…†GL thought. He thought for a moment, and instantly remembered the ROT13 note he found at the Gamelover’s Co lab. "fhpxnf means suckas!" GIS suddenly said. He’d never forget that, since that was the first word he could translate back to English. Gamelover began decoding the message. It took a few minutes, and the result was, ‘Merry Christmas, suckas!’ “Oh, so they pick Christmas to kill. How shameful…†he said sarcastically. "What a gentleman..." said GIS also sarcastically. “Why would he even take his time to code it into a certain language even when the notes aren't very important?" “I dunno. But do you remember that Melons was killed? Someone left a note with the word suckas in it.†"Yeah, I remember..." “I have a feeling that Mrmelons suicide. I mean, Chris was such a nice guy before, but all of a sudden he started killing people…†"But if he suicide and Chris is dead, who’s then doing all these murders?" “Maybe melons is hacking them to kill?†“But, he's dead!†“Not if you can hack. It’s like mind control, using someone to do stuff for you.†"You mean that his ghost is infecting people?" “No, no. He’s hacking accounts. When an account is hacked, he can take full control of it.†"Who're we gonna call... Ghostbu- oh..., ok then, that's good news! A hacker is easier to kill than a ghost." “Except we don’t know who Melons is!†Suddenly, a police car rushed by. It was heading right for the suburbs of BL City. But instead of a siren, it was playing Never Gonna Give You Up. GL was startled and confused. “WTF?†he said, “Simply WTF?†GL shrugged, and decided to follow it. “C’mon GIS, let’s see where this car’s going!†GIS followed GL because he also was curious why Never Gonna Give You Up was played. However, he was never a good runner and quickly, he became tired. He decided to walk on a fast pace instead. Magic_X and Daft_Punk’s Condominium, 10:15 AM, December 24th, 2010 The police car stopped about half a kilometre away from Brolling’s house. Two officers, a man and a woman, got out of the car. They walked into Magic_X and Daft_Punk’s condominium, a place where another crime had occurred. GIS and GL rushed in to see what happened. At the corner of a room were Daft_Punk and Magic_X, shivering with fear. Olivier noticed them and asked them what happened. “Someone… came… needle… Deathgen… kill us…†Magic_X stuttered. “Deathgen? Not again!†exclaimed Gamelover. “Are you two okay?†“Barely…†Daft_Punk cried, “Luckily he didn’t see us.†"How... did you... know about... the Deathgen...?†GIS asked. “We saw the news about lololol’s death.†Magic_X replied. "Who was killed then?" “Nobody, luckily.†Daft_Punk answered. "What did the killer look like?" GL inquired. “We didn’t see.†said Daft_Punk, “We were hiding behind a bookshelf the whole time.†The whole room was a mess. It was just as messy as the Gamelover’s Co lab after the break-in. Everything was everywhere. This reminded GIS that they should better hide the remaining Deathgen. The police examined the condominium. There weren’t any notes this time. The police noticed GIS and GL thought and asked them if they figured out the note at Brolling’s already. “Yeah, the note was encrypted with ROT13.†GL answered, “Decoded, it said ‘Merry Christmas, suckas!’†Unexpectedly, a dog ran down the street and right into GIS. But it wasn’t any dog, it was SuperDog, a super intelligent dog! “SuperDog! What are you doing here?†GL called. SuperDog took out his notebook and started scribbling some words down. He couldn’t talk, but could write and understand others. “Gamelover! Gameinsky! I saw someone breaking into Daft_Punk and Magic_X’s house!†“Really? Who?†GL gasped. “I dunno, he was masked and wore black.†SD wrote. “I could smell him, and he smelled a lot like droid!†“Droid?†GIS and GL shouted in unison. SuperDog barked for yes. “Gameinsky.†Gamelover said, “Next stop, the azz family.†A taxi rushed by and GIS saw it. GIS raised his hand to call the taxi. Transportation in BL City was quite convenient. The azz Family’s House, 10:30 AM, December 24th, 2010 It was a 15 minute ride to the azz Family’s house. They went to the front door and knocked. Azz opened the door. “Welcome, guys!†he greeted. "Welcome a-, I mean, hello azz. It's for an investigation, is droid here?" GIS asked. “Uh, no, why?†azz replied, “He said he went off to the shopping centre to buy some groceries.†“Groceries, eh?†said GL101, “You know the recent murders that happened?†“Yes?†“Well, someone told me that droid was the killer.†“What? It can’t be! It just can’t!†azz exclaimed. “You can’t believe everything people say!†"He's still a suspect." GIS told him. "We didn't say he is the killer." While they were talking, someone opened the back door of the house. A dark figure came in. Darkrai100 was in the living room, watching TV, when the dark figure came in and shot him with a needle. It was the needle that contained Deathgen. Darkrai yelled, but he couldn’t move. When GIS, GL, and azz came, he was already dead. However, the killer didn't manage to escape yet. "Corner him!" shouted GIS, "GL, you should hold the front door!" “Ha, you pathetic losers!†The killer yelled, “Has it ever occurred the you that I can kill you with my Deathgen?†“Try me…†said GL charmingly. "Better die brave than as a coward!" GIS spoke. “Well, I better kill you all then.†The killer said as he charged towards Gamelover and shot him with the needle. A moment passed, and GL was still standing. “Gamium Deathide. It’s amazing what you can do with teh elements.†GIS searched for an object nearby he could use to slam it on the killer's head, he hadn’t noticed the killer injecting gamelover though. "Chaaaaaaarge!" he suddenly shouted, throwing a chair at the killer’s head. The killer got hit and was left unconscious. "I like marshmallows!" he mumbled, dazedly. "I think I gave him a cerebral contusion." GIS chuckled. "Let's reveal who's behind the mask!" he continued. GL went over to get the mask. Under it was droid. "Noooooooooo!" screamed azz. "So it was..." whispered GIS. "We should put him in prison." suggested GIS. Abruptly, azz started to groan. He fell to the floor and let out a scream. GIS hit him in the face. “Another case solved.†sighed GL101. “Too bad all those poor users were killed.†"Only about 3 were killed!" GIS said. “Yeah, but no death is pleasant. I guess I was right, Melons was the culprit.†"Let's bury those bodies and tell the admins what happened!†“But, the admins aren’t here. Jp and Elizea still haven’t returned. I’m starting to worry about them.†"I hope it doesn't happen anymore, I'm worrying about BL's safety." “How can we stop him? Melons could be hacking someone right this second!†Suddenly azz collapsed, he was saying a few inaudible things, and he seemed to suffer. He started to sigh heavily, with his head was looking the ground. “Fperj lbh, Zrybaf!†GL shouted at him. Suddenly his head looked forwards to GIS and GL. He stood up. "You may have won this round! But the war ain't over yet!" "You may have won this round! But the war ain't over yet!" Azz hoped out of a window, breaking the glass. "Geez, can’t you use the door?†GIS called. 48th Street, 10:45 AM, December 24th, 2010 GIS and GL followed him. Azz was lying on the sidewalk, hopeless crying, “Must… Resist… Hackage!†GIS tried to help azz, but he was too busy fighting against the hackage he accidentally punched GIS in the face. GIS fell backwards. "Aw... that was awfully painful!" “This calls for drastic measures.†GL said, “GIS, spit into this jar of Gamium.†Gis was bewildered, and he asked GL why. “Why?†GL101 replied, “Because when Gamium and Gisium mix, it forms a blast of anti-hack so strong it can relieve hackages up to 100 kilometers away.†"Will this help free azz from hackage?" “Hell yeah!†"And how do you know this? You’re the only one that produces Gamium. I'm the only one that produces Gisium." “I HAVE a lab. Now just do it.†So GIS did it, he spat in the jar. Azz suddenly screamed, and was blasted into a tree. “What, what happened?†he groaned. "GL seemed to free you from hackage." GIS explained. "Ya see, it worked." GL said happily. "Was it really necessary to blast me in this tree?" asked azz, "Can you get me of here? I'm starting to feel cramps." Gamelover went over to help him down, but a few branches snapped and hit him right in the face. “Ow! Stupid branches!†GL yelled. And as if it wasn't enough, azz also fell from the tree, and hit GL. “GIS, you’re not laughing at me, are you?†“GL!" GIS ran towards him to help him. An apple fell from the same tree, hitting GIS's head. "An apple?!" screamed GIS, "But it's winter, how the heck!" Somewhere outside of the BL universe, 11:00 AM, December 24th, 2010 “Hey, what the hell is going on?†said the mysterious hacker, “I can’t log in to azz’s account! Watson, what is going on?†Is it elementary?" he responded. "No time for joking, Watson!" replied the hacker. “Well, Mrmelons, it seems someone has released an anti-hack shield over BL City. We can’t get to them.†“I knew it! Those idiots think they can stop me! Well they are wrong! Completely wrong!†"What is your plan?" “Create an account and act like a normal user.†To be continued… Gamium, Deathgen, Gisium, and Gamium Deathide are references from Topic, Bonuslevel Elements. Gamelover's Co is a reference from Topic, steal the spoon from the person below you. The Story of Syntax (By SuperDog) SPOILER Quoting Once there was a small boy who ran away from home and left a note to his parents. He was quite brave and bold, so he thought he'd survive on the streets. He brought his laptop with him, so he turned it on and decided to make a game on BL. He used a lot of codes to make it. He was very active, so it was finally done after a few days. When he HAD finished it, there was a warning saying that the game had to be removed from BL, and then an error saying that it could not be removed. Then, 2 lines appeared out of nowhere on the screen, The right one was red, and the left line was blue. The boy was surprised, so instead he wrote a story called THE RANDOM SYNTAX STORY. He used a lot of classes. You probably know how the story went... Note from author: This story is RANDOM. Anything random there was, er, supposd to be random. Trapped -- A Terraria Fanfic (By Hexicube) Mozzy BL (By SuperDog) SPOILER Food shop
Once, there was some milk. It got turned into mozarella cheese and sent to a shop. The cheese was called MOZZY. Then a small figure appeared in the doorway. The man walked into the shop. In a low voice, he said "Giv'me cheese." The shop owner, however, was cheerful "Sorry, sir, none left." "What do you mean, none left?" "Only some old, mouldy cheese. But you don't want that, do you?" He was actually lying. There was some cheese left, but he kept it for himself. One of the slices was Mozzy. "GIVE ME CHEESE!" said the man. "Y-y-yes, sir," He gave his secret cheese to him. The man didn't even bother to thank him. He slammed the door and walked down the street, cheese in his right arm. Cheesy Street He was passing a gutter when suddenly, he tripped over something. Whatever it was, it made him fall. He dropped Mozzy and the other slices of cheese in surprise. The man shouted: half of the pain and half because he dropped his cheese. His badge fell off. It said "SIMONM". SimonM was reaching down the gutter. But it was hopeless. The cheese was gone. There was a sneaky rat in the corner of sewer. It was lurking in the dark to Mozzy, because it hadn't eat for days. The Sewers Well, you know what? Yes, you guessed it. Why would there be more of the story if Mozzy was eaten? So the wind was SO strong outside and there was a manhole open. The wind lifted Mozzy out of the manhole. It was kind of a small tornado, Mozzy could see. So he stayed there, on the ground. For 273 days almost nothing happened to him. Then, on the 274th day, someone picked him up... ...and threw him in the bin. Mozzy was shocked. But just before he fell in, a boy caught him. He ate him Well, no, he didn't. But it looked like he wanted to. The boy's name was SUPERDOG Why am I writing in lines? Anyway, Mozzy was saved by SuperDog. SuperDog's House SuperDog showed Mozzy BonusLevel. "That rings a bell" Mozzy thought. SuperDog then showed him the BL games. Blockoban was the only game Mozzy was interested in, though. Although he had never played any games in his life, he knew that he liked puzzle games. This was surprising. SuperDog also showed him the best players of some of the games. When Mozzy saw the best players of Blockoban, he noticed a player. A very familiar player. It made Mozzy's head spin with memories of Blockoban levels, levels which he had never encountered in his life(Not that he ever played any levels at all)He didn't know how, but he was 100% sure it was him. The player's name was CHEESE9 The Ghost Behind Me (Part 1: The Mirror) (by jasperpostema) SPOILER It was half past ten, I was tired and I decided to go to bed. So when I was at the middle of the stairs, I heard a voice, screaming: Don't sleep, or you won't wake up any more. So I thouhgt I was just a day-dream and I went to my bathroom. Than I heard the voice again: Look at me, you n00bish! Than I was really scarwed to death. And when I looked in the mirror, I saw a ghost behind me, with a knife. So I wanted to get Elizea the ghost buster, but yeah, he lives in Finland, and I in Holland, so that wasn't a good option! I went to my bedroom and hid myself under my bed. Dust jumped into my eyes, like I got red hot chilli pepper in my eyes. So I went back to the bathroom and punched the ghost with some dust, but then he disappeared...
Every time I woke up that night, I heard the voice screaming, so know it was time to go to Elizea, the ghost buster... Quoting An Odd Child - Part One (By Manufan) SPOILER Peter was not an ordinary child, some people would say, if there were two ways of doing something, he would always pick the third one. His teacher, Mr. Summers, taught him every lesson except one period of PHSEE, with the headmistress, Mrs. Ganglow. Peter loved Mr. Summers, but he was always getting into fights. Even though he was intelligent, he failed to use his gift. For example, a red highlighter, and a Maths Question: Algebra – Solve the equation: 3(x + 2)-3y (Where x is seven and y is two). Now becomes a big mess of red. See? Peter just loves screwing things up. When he swore in History, he got a two-hour detention with Mr. Iganzonovich as the moderator. Even though he was the meanest teacher in the school, Peter still found loopholes. He’d give the kid behind him a wet-willy, and if he told the moderator he’d look down at his shoes and hope to come away with a few minor bruises when school was let out. Peter believed in God. Finally, one Christmas Eve, he shouted “Screw St. Nick!†and God set a nightmare on him that night. The only person in his school who was clever & who was not getting into fights was me. On Christmas Day, I went round to Peter’s house. It was ransacked. The Christmas tree was on the floor, windows smashed in, and aerosol paint all over the 90-inch plasma TV (in the cinema room). When I asked him “Can we go swimming?†the answer was “Fine.†And when I stepped into his Swimming Pool, everyone was jumping on the huge boat there was in it. But, below all the commotion, someone was drowning. I couldn’t back away, I had my trunks on. A girl said “You really gonna save that poor bugger?†which I thought was inappropriate. A kid was drowning, and people were letting it happen. Seems as no-one was helping, I dived in and managed to free the kid, (stuck under a stool that had been thrown in) and kicked confidently up to the surface. By now, everyone was dive-bombing the pool getting their next target – me. I had a needle that I tucked in my trunks, and used it to deflate the boat. I jumped out, and there was my match, Peter. He lunged at me. I picked myself up, and I hurled him and myself into the pool… To be Continued… |
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The Ghost behind me (Part 2: Elizea the Ghost Buster)
After a really long trip to the cold Finland, somewhere in the north of Europe, like you know, I saw Elizea's house, everywhere snow. I was freezing, so it was better I called him fast. But he wasn't home, so I needed to go to his city to ask around: "Where is Elizea" and "Have you seen a Ghost Buster" or "Have some chocolate for me". Nobody knew, ecept the last, he knew where to find some chocolate: in a shop called "aezile". So I decided to buy some chocolate. And guess: in Aezile I found Elizea: with a Ghost Catcher. So I asked him two questions:
"Could you catch the Ghost Behind Me (GBM)?"
"Would you never limit me again?"
he only anwered the first question, and he took me to his house. When I came there: his house was burning. Some ectoplasm flood away through the snow. And who climbed out of the chimney: SANTA! So me and Elizea went to santa and asked him what happened. He said: "I was dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh. Over the fields I went, laughing all the way. But then i saw some fire, in Elizeas house. But I was too far from it, so it lookes like a mouse." It costed 3 hours to wake us, when we fainted because Santa sang bad. Meanwhile, Elizea's house was burnt down. So I, Santa, Elizea went to Holland.
Somewhere in Germany we found the Easter Bunny. He said, when he was eating some eggs and carrots: "I am on holiday here in Germany, but it's boring here. What are you three guys doing?" We said we were going to kill a ghost, so EB wanted to go with us. So I, santa, Elizea and Easter Bunny were going to Holland.
In Holland we found SinterKlaas (for everyne: Sinterklaas is an old man who gives presents to kids, together with his Black Piets at dec 5.) on his horse, walking on the roofs. He felt of his horse in my garden, and he asked what we were doing. I said we were going to kill a ghost in the ghost where he was walking on. So he asked if he could come with us. So I, Santa, Elizea, Easter Bunny and SinterKlaas and his horse were on the way to kill a ghost.
In my house we saw a ghost. So he asked: "What are you guys doing here, so i said: "We are going to kill a ghost." So he wanted to come with us. So I, Santa, Elizea, Easter bunny, SinterKlaas and his horse and a Ghost were on the way to... kill...... a..........ghost....................
"Wait, who was the last who came with us", I asked to Elizea. He answered: "Sinterklaas". But I said no. "Oh wait..." said Elizea, "it was a GHOST. Oh sh*t." Then I, Santa, Elizea, Easter Bunny, SinterKlaas, his horse were eye in eye with the ghost.
The fight began....