Topic, (Game) Corrupt-a-Wish! [said in sing-song manner]

  Granted! but you didn't wish for anything so you got nothing.

I wish I could be bothered to finish my old levels...

  Granted, you're dead.
I wish for fun.

  granted! you WERE Sweeny Todd and now there's a bounty on your head! >:D

I wish...

  Granted, but it pointed at your eye, and it automatically attacks what it's pointed at by FIRING MAH LAZ0R!

I wish I was famous.

  Granted! This monkey is you.

I still wish for a point pen.

  granted! The something you get is a pile of Canadian money!

I wish for a monkey!

  granted! I hit you with a man-eating fish instead. xD

I wish for something.

  granted (what?)! Then the wish backfired into a wish about a wishing wish!

I wish for the next wish turn into the opposite of what they want.

  granted! I gave you a pen point instead. xP

I wish that this wish will not get corrupted by a wish that isn't corrupted by a wish that was made corrupt.

  Granted!.. Well, it would (sorry if i made a mistake in this word) be granted if it was a wish.

I wish for a point pen.

  granted! I couldn't understand you, so I hit you with a man-eating fish. xD

DEJA VU.

  i wish you wouldn't grant THIS wish.

  Dude, make a wish -_-

  Granted! It appeared in your throat and you suffocated. xD

I wish for...

  Granted! But you didn't wish for anything!
I wish for an apple

  Granted! you explode into DERFousands of pieces! xD

I wish for this wish not to get corrupted by a wish that has been corrupted by a wish that has not been corrupted by an unwishable wish.

  GRANTED!
but your grammar makes no sense.
Did you mean, "I wish for 4 uncorruptable cheeses!"

i wish that derf was a number.

  Granted! but IDK what it is so I give you whatever I can relate it to...a corn on the cob!

I wish for an uncorruptable with for cheese!

  Granted! You didn't wish for anything.................................. and you did not corrupt the previous wish...................

I wish for a cornucopia

  Granted!

I wish for...

  Granted! you gain
9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Pounds... OF FAT! >:D

I wish for a lyposuction

  granted! it keeps annoying you

i wish i had 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 pounds that can never be stolen.

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but you didn't wear a suit and opened the spacepod door so....
I wish for failword=
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  Granted, but i ate the chicken pot pie first XD

I wish i could go to space :P

  GRANTED!!!
Some dude sneezed on it and U get a random disease and forget what a DSI is!
I WISH I HAD A CHICKEN POT PIE!!!!

  granted!
but you go missing for a year.


i wish for rythm paradise on DSi

  Granted! But that something is the end of the world.

I wish I was wouter.

  Granted! But then u cant see
i wish for something

  GRANTED! But Gundu restarted it


I wish I don't need to wear glasses

  Granted! YOU get the hat you made glued to your head, gamelover101! xD

I wish for this game to end