Topic, (Game) Corrupt-a-Wish! [said in sing-song manner]

  Granted! They got abducted by aliens.

I wish i can speel.

  Granted! 700.

I wish cows were insane and they could get milkable.

  Granted! They are not milkable anymore.

I wish for 007

  Granted! But they Inspect your lower area for information! (butt)

I wish cows were crazy.

  Granted! But they are all taken by aliens.

I wish i was a victim of alien abduction.

  Granted! But you participated in a car crash.

I wish for the cows to come home.

  Granted! But the time machine fails on you and you waste 5 minutes of your life.

I wish i was a Car.

  Granted! It had an horrible quality and you wanted to eat spikes (yeah you did).

I wish I had a time machine to:

1. Kill you.
2. Go to the past 5 minutes before your death.
3. Kill you again.
4. Same
5. Same
6. Same
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  Granted! You get a endless amount of food in your stomach, and then you explode.

[instant] I wish for a game called
Kirby: Massive heart attack.

  Granted! I make you say: NOOOOOO!! when jster gets eaten.

i wish i had something to eat.

  Granted! The laptop is alive, and it then it eats your lap.

I wish for Jster95 not eaten in half. If he does get eaten in half ill say YAY!

  Granted! It doesn't get stolen, but I drop them into the toilet.

I wish for a new laptop.

  Granted! It claws you.

I wish for $500 that is not stolen, not illegal, and normal.

  Granted! I steal it.

I wish for a cat.

  Granted! But the dog had rabies.


I wish for pie that I didn't steal.

  That cannot be granted, as that made no sense.

I wish for a dog.

  granted!it is made of poop.


i wish that captain dan from captain dan v zombie plan would come back,i just shot him while he was a medic!

  Granted! You are a giant and got shot down by the army.

I wish for homemade chocolate.

  granted!you have a heart attack and you die.

i wish for a growth ray so i can be normal size again

  Granted! You are lonely forever.

I wish for <3

  Granted! The ants will bit you.

I will you all a Funny Valentine

  Granted! you shrink yourself.

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i wish i had a shrinkray!

  Granted! It only happens to the hobo who dies in 1 second.

I wish for -> to be gone.

  Granted! But it freezes you to death!

I wish for eternal happiness! :D

  Granted! It is fake.

I wish for an item that is cold.

  Granted! You are kidnapped instead!

I wish I had a banhammer.

  Granted! You got arrested for robbing a pub.

I wish to not get arrested.

  Granted! You got arrested for robbing a cake shop.

I wish I had a beer.

  Granted! You got arrested for robbing a bank.

I wish I had pie.