Topic, (Game) Corrupt-a-Wish! [said in sing-song manner]

  I wish I had a monkey (nostalgia).

  Oh my...

  NOT GRANTED. MWAHAHAHAHA

  Granted! But then it blows up!
I wish that this topic existed!

  Granted! You got a line, but it's a 1D shape so it ceases to exist!
I wish for a poisonous atom.

  Granted! But then you Dissapered from this forum.

I wish for _______________________

  Granted! But then you drop it!

I wish I was magical!

  Granted! It swam away.

I wish for a carbon atom.

  Granted! But your wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish was your wish!
I wish for a dolphin!

  Granted in another World!

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.

  Granted! But like me, you couldn't handle it!

I wish for wouter to return!

  Granted! You couldn't handle the epicness!

I wish I was awesome.

  Granted! just remove the class stuff around it!

I wish for more epicness!

  Granted! It crushed you during the cheese rolling competition.

I wish this text was completely visible but you could still select it to read it.

  Granted! But then trolls troll everywhere!
I wish for a ball of cheese!

  Granted! You got a flying moose(moth+moose) which ate you!

I wish for a second website like this.

  Granted! But a glitch makes it make you lose experience!
I wish for a mooth!

  Granted! The idea was for the best rejected level ever.

I wish for the 100 officials award.

  Granted! But, it was the spoon from you-know-which-topic, turned into a spork, so you get banned for having a transformed spoon!
I wish for a divine idea for a level!

  @alanliu i like them plain :P

Granted! But it's so large it rolled over you.

I wish for a spork.

  A bomb is better than nothing! And, I'm generous, so Granted! But have a bomb, too!
I wish for a meatball made of chicken.

  Granted. But they have no syrup( MWAHAHAAHHAHAHA)

I wish for nothing.

  Granted! But because of alanliu this all got messed up.

I WISH FOR PANCAKES!

  Granted! Like If you can do perfect wishes. You get Rick Roll'd by wishing that because it was messed up.

I wish I could make french fries.

  Granted! But I burnt it.
Again...
I wish the person above me doesn't get their wish messed up.

  Granted! But you spelt their wrong, so it didn't count.

I wish I had a billion pounds LEGIT!

  Granted! But it is fake

HERE'S A TWIST: I wish the person above me doesn't get there wish messed up.

  Granted! Your logics were pointless.

I WISH FOR DOCHL

  Granted! But you were forced into a time where you couldn't mess with time, so you-- (INSERT PARADOX HERE)

I wish I could create logical explanations to paradoxes.

  Granted! But it was added for error that it got deleted D:

I wish I could mess with the time.