Topic, (Game) Corrupt-a-Wish! [said in sing-song manner]

  Granted! Nope, i was already on BL when i am posting here. oh, and a piano falls on you.

i wish i would come back to school, oh wait...

  Granted! You are now labeled as a terrorist.

I wish Someone comes back to BL and posts here. Try doing that >:D

  granted! you cough so much you die.

I wish for a bomb that didn't kill me and didn't break my stuff

  Granted! You never scream ever since.

I wish for a cough drop. One that is dissolvable and nothing bad in there.

  !detnarG your post is so horrible that it doesn't get removed just to humiliate you.

I WISH MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON WOULD GET FIXED TO STOP SCREAMING.

  Granted! It's spoiled.

I wish for someone to remove this post

  Granted! those rules, they always makes you to not ignore. and magically gets interested on your post.

i wish i had a lemon to make lemonade.

  Granted! You burn everything you touch.

I wish that this post is ignored.

  i wish i had flame on my hands that doesn't damage me.

  Granted! Nope, he goes to the sea.

I wish for alan to wish something witty, like for cheese.

  For christ's sake alan. Wish for something plausible. Spamming "I wish" doesn't even count as a wish. Let me start off again.

I wish for Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

  Granted! He's booked for 3 years.

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  Granted! But your combo is broken.

I wish for Morgan Freeman to narrate my life.

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I wish for Granted! Granted! Granted!

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I wish for Granted!

  Granted! The bunnies see you as a butcher and they jump off a cliff. (Psyconauts lolololo)


The next message is true. The previous sentence is false.
I wish for i wish for i wish for and so on.

  Granted! He kills you.

I wish for a nice fluffy bunny. HA, TRY CORRUPTING THAT

  Granted! You are number one on "worust level evar"

[Instant] I wish for the granter not to put a portal in a portal then die.

  Granted! Chuck Norris give you a thumb down.

I wish i am the first place on the Path 4 Mouse!

  Granted! But the monkey eats you!

I wish Chuck Norris would give me thumbs up.

  Granted! I will call for an admin to delete it.

I wish for the post above me is deleted.

  Granted! Oh, wait, you got GAY instead.
I wish

  Granted! You get a pikachu, but
he almost falls off a cliff and you tag his tail,
and you then get a electric shock and die.

I wish for the letter J.

  Granted! you get the creepe*BOOM*

I wish for Pikachu.

  I like seventeen.

  Granted! You are a sixteeeeeeeeeeen!

I wish for
cats, cats, cats.
donkey's donkey's donkeys.
Missingno, Missingno, missingn010101010010101
1010010CREEPY BLACK CREEEPYBLACK CREEPY BLAACCK101010110010101

  Granted! Have you seen the new dogs, dogs, dogs?

I wish for sixteen.

  Granted! The beans have over 900000000000 fat.
I wish that everyone would stop talking about [Do not make a Dogs,Dogs,Dogs.]

  Granted! It crashed.

I wish for beans.

  Granted! You are now a peel and a spoon melded to make a lid!

I wish that the nerd ufo's in cyriak's MOO! was real.