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  Nice^^

  Once there was was a man named Bob
Who couldn't find a decent job
He was hungry and dirty
Both homeless and thirsty
And all he could do was sob.

Tada! :D

  Okay, beats me.

Once there was a woman named Jan
Who said she'll eat anything she can
But when she ate her book
And a pirate's metal hook
She got really sick in her van.


That was random, and I had troubles with the last line.

  That one's actually pretty good. Here's another one i wrote:

Once there was a man named Phil
Who's taxes were overkill
So he paid the tax
Decided to relax
But then received a new bill.

  Lol, Magic_X, I made one myself at school(It's a bit crappy):
There was once a little hen
Who walked inside a dragon's den
The dragon says 'Go away,
because you cannot stay'
And the hen learnt her lesson by then

  last line too short, use:
and so little clyde had died

  There once was a kid named Clyde.
While all the day he cried.
So I rubbed him in lotion.
And threw him in the ocean.
And so Clyde died.

(I made that myself)

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  because...

  But why?

  there was once a girl called beth,
who lived up on creeks crest,
she bought all the hens,
then met a guy called ben,
and now her house smells of death...

  NO U!

  "The rain always brings out heroes."

  You're right!

  I know, but look at the kid.
A = So weird...
W = No space, I'll just do it over here...

  That guy writes very fast! :O

  Guys, have a look at this funny video: ROFLMAO!

The W was the funniest.

  not very hard (Captain Dan v Zombie Plan)

  Keyboards:
QWERTY
AZERTY
QWERTZ

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Oh no! The letter apocalypse!

  lol

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  WTF thats not very funny. Thats just weird

  FUNNNNNNNNY!

  As I was on my travels,
I came across a man.
Who charged a dollar,
To cross the trestle
Standing Poo Poo Bridge.
I didn't miss the money,
And since the name was funny,
I laughed as I crossed the Poo Poo Bridge.
The End.
xD

  Poo Poo Bridge

  I stole the spoon and hid it somewhere you can't find it! >:)

Wait, wrong topic! >:(

  Your avatar is

Wait, this is not the "Rate avatars" topic!