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You must register or log in to post a message.    **** You, You little ****. ****** ***** DIE! Love You, You little dude. Please Never DIE! :D       If it's not possible to remove the message, by anyone, the topic can end up trashed because it isn't accesible anymore.  [edit] Im :O The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world! | GeneralFirst post of the topic So, let's GO! **!!Knobs are allowed, but only if you use them with parsimony!!** Ideas to post: Pictures of the editor of levels Something about games Interesting stuff (like The canopener has been invented 42 years after the can) Funny things Funny Pictures Funny videos Funny histories Or not funny histories Spam (like PIE PIE PIE...) and more.. Weird thing from other language (like PIE means feet in spanish..) Do what U wan't, but don't insult! And no flooding, we don't want to get drowned in messages (flooding = posting big messages) |
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