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Topic, The topic where you can only post the most random things you can think of that doesn't make sense... | ||||||
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You must register or log in to post a message.    Whattaya say, old slap? So finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected, it's some big fat hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostril. Oh man, I hate it when I'm right! So anyway he burst into my room and he grabbed my lucky spoon and I'm like, "Hey, you can't have that! That spoon's been just like a spoon to me!", and he's like "Tough!" and I'm like "Give it!" and he's like "Make me!" and I'm like "-KAY!" So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus and I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows and I took out his appendix and he gave me a *censored.* you better believe it!!!... ...Well to cut a long story short, he got away with my spoon. Ye've been Yankovised. Quoting Quantum spoon! I steal the spoon from myself, who steals the spoon from myself, who steals the spoon from myself, who chokes me with the spoon, and I turn into a hermaphrodite, the hermaphrodite has a baby with himself, and the spoon comes out of his ovum. Then the spoon pops into my pocket before I even gave birth to the spoon. IT'S [quantum] PHYSICS, JERRY! Quoting The spoon gives me a lobotomy and a future version of myself yells "GRAPEFRUIT!!!" while mauling his gamecube and gives the spoon a lobotomy. The spoon becomes a hermaphrodite, and everyone turns into pickles. Then the gamecube lived happily after. THE END! The spoon gives the gamecube a lobotomy, the gamecube has a baby with itself, I'm pooped out of his memory card slot, and everyone isn't a pickle. I take the spoon and drain him of his estrogen. I steal him before he has babies again. Now I have the spoon and I rip the quantum tampering device off of it. WHY AM I SAYING WORDS?! ^.^ Quoting GRAPEFRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *mauls gamecube* Alright spoon, I'm giving you a lobotomy!!! what, I'm a pickle now?! You say my lobotomy made you a hermaphrodite? My "quantum spoon" sideplot on the Steal the Spoon topic :) May contain content that isn't suitable for ages 13 and under.  yo mama yo mama yo mama ta mama im pact IS A BIG FAT PIECE OF POOP ONE MONTH LATER Bad Kalina! BAD BAD BAD!!   IS A BIG FAT PIECE OF POOP ONE MONTH LATER Bad Kalina! BAD BAD BAD!!  this is not "doge" backwards preparing to teleport to cornwood And "teleport" isn't even a word to Chrome?!  | ||||||
