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chris3000 13 years ago
  BL is doomed, no exceptions!
Ahroo 13 years ago
  46) Your head a splode. No exceptions.
gameinsky 13 years ago
  7) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.

As far as i'm concerned, Allyally exists, so basicle he will argue against himself.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  46) Never gonna give you up...
rocky 13 years ago
  46) Everyone on BL loves Chuck Norris.
gameinsky 13 years ago
  i's some very easy game, kept e nicely busy until I beat it.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  I broke 46a. I haven't even heard of it.
SuperDog 13 years ago
  46a) You play DuckLife 1 and 2. No exceptions
46b) Unless ducky got u!
46c) This is random
46d) Insane!
46e) Stop it!
46f) Flip x 9!
birjolaxew 13 years ago
  How dare you break my rule! Terror shall hit you when least expected!

46) 42... 'Nuff said
gameinsky 13 years ago
  47) You suck at making a game, when you are new. No exceptions.
chris3000 13 years ago
  CHICKENMAN is the king of jg2, no exceptions
SuperMario 13 years ago
  But it was supposed to be a rule of BL.

47) SuperMario wasn't a good designer, now It's Semi-awesome. No exceptions.
chris3000 13 years ago
  I love to eat chicken. no exceptions
gamelover101 13 years ago
  OK, wut?
Ahroo 13 years ago
  It's spelled 'frenemies'... :p
joe45 13 years ago
  Rule 46) Ahroo and Gamelover101 are freinemies. (combo between friend and enemy)
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Rule 0) Lol
rocky 13 years ago
  46) When you post on a topic that hasn't been commented on recently, you're gonna say "BUMP!"
gamelover101 13 years ago
  46) This is rule 46. No exceptions.
joe45 13 years ago
  Okay......
gamelover101 13 years ago
  No?
joe45 13 years ago
  Is there something you want to tell use gamelover?
Hexicube 13 years ago
  47) smite all noobs
gamelover101 13 years ago
  OK, that rule is kinda wrong...
joe45 13 years ago
  46) There are only boys active on this cite. No exceptions.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Yeah......
gameinsky 13 years ago
  46) Birjolaxew hates you for bumping old topics. No exceptions.
Ferrari12 13 years ago
  46) I






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Ferrari12 13 years ago
  like



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Ferrari12 13 years ago
  double-

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General

First post of the topic

allyally 13 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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