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gundu 14 years ago
  You know it's true xD
Ahroo 14 years ago
  "100: Allyally eats puppies. You have been warned."

THAT'S wtf AND wth. xD
Hexicube 14 years ago
  "102: MARC2008 is a Pringles eater. You have been warned."
lol wtf XD
Ahroo 14 years ago
  106: Sooner or later, you're GONNA crack a gamelover joke. No exceptions.
gamelover101 14 years ago
  Rule 105: gamelover101 is known to say goodbye everytime he leaves BL

Goodbye!
Ahroo 14 years ago
  Correction, MARC2008 is. xD

got bored and read BCB (Wonderland)... "please do not be sinful." :p
gundu 14 years ago
  Gundu is the most proscratinator. No exception.
Ahroo 14 years ago
  Yeah, I know... xD
gamelover101 14 years ago
  Ally's gonna have a big suprise when he comes back to BL!
Ahroo 14 years ago
  Rule 104: gundu waits for you to screw up so he can grab the special post. you have been warned.
Ahroo 14 years ago
  FAIL, gundu! >:p

I made more before you posted. :p

EDIT: apply rules 66 and 51 here.
gundu 14 years ago
  101: Gundu will always have more girlfriend than you. No exception xD

102: MARC2008 is a Pringles eater. You have been warned.

103: This is the 103rd rule, No exception.



[edit] Apply rule 89 here...
Ahroo 14 years ago
  95: gundu is a player. You have been warned.

96: Euphoria is the greatest level ever made. No exceptions.

97: You are only allowed to have 3.14% of the pie.

98: Ragequits are common. You have been warned.

99: If someone has made over 9000 messages they are a spammer. No exceptions.

100: Allyally eats puppies. You have been warned.
gamelover101 14 years ago
  94: I dare you to count to infinty
Ahroo 14 years ago
  92: You will get Shoop Da Whooped at least once by Ahroo. No exceptions

93: Ahroo has made at least 3 people cry. You have been warned.
gamelover101 14 years ago
  Wow, we almost got 100 rules!
Ahroo 14 years ago
  91: If you collab with AK, your level is guaranteed to have rainbow BG. No exceptions.
gamelover101 14 years ago
  90: People always nag a topic's author to update a topic. No exceptions.

UPDATE ALLYALLY! UPDATE!
Ahroo 14 years ago
  89: There's always at least ONE bastard that posts just before you do. No exceptions.
rocky 14 years ago
  88: If you say something, someone else is going to say the exact same thing 20 comments later without realizing it.
Ahroo 14 years ago
  87: If you scream "HIGH SCORE!!!", goldie, Asteria or MartinfraKongsberg will rape your score faster. No exceptions.
gamelover101 14 years ago
  That is true. I find HIGHSCORE! comments annoying :/
rocky 14 years ago
  86: If you get the high-score, you're gonna scream "HIGH SCORE!!!" No exceptions.
gamelover101 14 years ago
  Quoting Ahroo from Rules of BonusLevel
You fail at #34. It means that you'll never get your graphics into a game because of me. and that's TRUE. To DY and MARC, at least. :p


I thought you meant with bg :p

Quoting Daft_Punk from Rules of BonusLevel
D:< GL101! Me and Magic_X have great taste in music! jk


In your opinion...

Quoting joe45 from Rules of BonusLevel
Me is offended by gamelover!


Sorry? xD
Ahroo 14 years ago
  84: It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

85: If you are suddenly eaten by a Grue, you're screwed. No exceptions.
joe45 14 years ago
  Me is offended by gamelover!
Ahroo 14 years ago
  ROFLPWNT. xP
Daft_Punk 14 years ago
  D:< GL101! Me and Magic_X have great taste in music! jk
Ahroo 14 years ago
  You fail at #34. It means that you'll never get your graphics into a game because of me. and that's TRUE. To DY and MARC, at least. :p
gamelover101 14 years ago
  True or false filter:
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General

First post of the topic

allyally 14 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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