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rocky 13 years ago
  53) You cheat on JG2 autos.
SuperDog 13 years ago
  "18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30."

1, 13 and 42 are also true... I guess.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  You forgot to include failtrolls in rule 4. /:)
rocky 13 years ago
  Probably.

Hurray! My "Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy." was added onto the list. But you should delete the 49, AA.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  That was sarcasm, eh? /:)
lololol 13 years ago
  Yes, even them.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Even noobs and failtrolls? :_
rocky 13 years ago
  52) Respect everyone on BL. Otherwise you are SCREWED.
rocky 13 years ago
  51) In JG2 autos, you will for some reason always find a person with a score of 1.

:/
gameinsky 13 years ago
  Garygoh must checks his facts as it's not true :P
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Really? Wow...
Garygoh884 13 years ago
  50) Every member are limitable, including top members, whose name is removed from the top member list if limited once.
rocky 13 years ago
  49) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!
rocky 13 years ago
  Epik fale. :/
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Fail Money. It's translator, not translater. And you capitalize Google. :_
Money666 13 years ago
  Because gamelover101 use google translater
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Ruul 48) U cant spel. Ownly gamelover101 cann. Now exsepsions.
allyally 13 years ago
  This damn paradox means I cant say anything without my head explo- *head explodes*
LukeTheFunJester 13 years ago
  Rule) Ahroo has secured himself in the20th layer of hell for saying a crappy joke. No exceptions.
Ahroo 13 years ago
  LTFJ, you find them at harbors, a pair of docks! |:p

... aaaand I've secured my place in the 20th layer of Hell for that horrible pun. xD
LukeTheFunJester 13 years ago
  Rule) What the HELL is a paradox? No exceptions.
gameinsky 13 years ago
  See ?
The proof is below.
allyally 13 years ago
  PARADOXES FAIL YOU -*Head explodes again*
gamelover101 13 years ago
  OMG, it's a paradox paradox! WTFBoom time!
gameinsky 13 years ago
  You cannot argue against paradoxes, they will just absorb the argues and throw them in a paradox.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  But he argues against paradoxes. :_
gameinsky 13 years ago
  Actually he found himself into a paradox.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  ally just argued against your statement, gis!
allyally 13 years ago
  GIS, Thats a load of bu- *head explodes*

General

First post of the topic

allyally 13 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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