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MarioIsFireball10 14 years ago
  156) MarioIsFireball10 has NO idea what to make for a level now.
Ferrari12 14 years ago
  154) If you tell Ahroo to stop doing something, he will forever keep doing it. No exceptions.

155) If you read this rule you've got to much spare time.
manufan 14 years ago
  Bruce Lee + Chuck Norris + Yo Momma = Coolguy52
Jos 14 years ago
  Rule 11: Martin just beat your score. No exceptions.

But I have beaten his score on the official pack of RM AND ML AND on many RM-levels.
...
No rule with me?
manufan 14 years ago
  Rule i) You can't square the root of a negative integer.

THIS IS A REAL RULE.
Ahroo 14 years ago
  153) No soup for you. So stop asking for it.
Ahroo 14 years ago
  exactly. :p

BTW didya check page 2? I had another ahroomor moment. >:3
allyally 14 years ago
  Rule 20 of the real rules: Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Ahroo 14 years ago
  That is a possibility. |:p

Autism is known as a disability. :/
gameinsky 14 years ago
  Maybe he has autism, he has many symptones.
Ahroo 14 years ago
  A couple rules back (might be on page 2 or 3) I made a black joke about chris1. It's just a joke, but chris1 seems to take these things seriously. :/
Ferrari12 14 years ago
  Chris1: What comments did Ahroo post here that makes you think he's a racist. I find nothing wrong. I thinnk it's more in your head. You imagine that all comments are aimed at you and then you twist their content into the worst possible.

153) You will eventually die of frustration because noobs are thread-o-mancing old level, that is if Birjolaxew doesn't kill him first. No exceptions.
lololol 14 years ago
  152) [Insert unfunny joke here]
demonicyoshi 14 years ago
  152) Everyone will look cooler with a Banner!

Ahroo 14 years ago
  @chris1, no it just comes naturally... I'm American, too. |:p

151) If you haven't figured out by lololol's name that he cracks horrible jokes a lot, you fail. No exceptions.
lololol 14 years ago
  150) gamelover101 whacks himself. Refer to rule 146
chris3000 14 years ago
  i pwned you with my sniper rifle

But seriously stop being mean to me, i think it's a racist issue, it's because I live in the united states.
Ahroo 14 years ago
  No you don't. |:p
gamelover101 14 years ago
  OK, g2g, but I still PWN you!
Ahroo 14 years ago
  149) Rule 140 also applies to Soviet Russia.
gundu 14 years ago
  147d) Gundu also pwn you everywhere you go, Even in your house
chris3000 14 years ago
  148) if I fight ahroo, I would win because i'm strong
Ahroo 14 years ago
  147c) Only thing is, Ahroo pwns you ANYWHERE, not just Soviet Russia. No exceptions, even if 147b says no exceptions.
gamelover101 14 years ago
  147b) In Soviet Russia, Ahroo pwns YOU!
Ahroo 14 years ago
  147) In Soviet Russia, gamelover101 pwns YOU! Which means he doesn't anywhere else...
gamelover101 14 years ago
  OK, what the f***?
chris3000 14 years ago
  i am a pistol, though
gamelover101 14 years ago
  Well, duh, didn't say you were. /:p
chris3000 14 years ago
  i'm not a tard, I just put lol at the end of my comments
Ahroo 14 years ago
  147) You can't touch MC Hammer. Or MC Escher, for that matter.

General

First post of the topic

allyally 14 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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