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Ahroo 13 years ago
  With a sense of humor like that, you're still probably black. :p
chris3000 13 years ago
  i'm white actually, lol
Ahroo 13 years ago
  Ahroomor (words glommed: Ahroo+humor) time! >:D

49) For every Daft_Punk, there is a Magic_X. No exceptions

50) Your hed a splode. No exceptions.

51) gamelover101 will RickRoll you. No exceptions.

52) Oxideee knows where you keep your porn. And, from the looks of his chat posts, he's watching it, too.

53) Oxideee also faps to pictures of you. No exceptions.

54) gundu is a very good hooker. No exceptions.

55) Hax do not exist. You're just a piece of crap.

56) You are likely to be eaten by rocky.

57) If that's your fetish, you're really f**ked up.

58) You's have badly grammars. None exceptioning.

59) You use lol and XD too much, lol... XD

60) Your mom. No exceptions.

61) You have no life if you actually post here. No exceptions

62) You have even less of a life if you post on offtopic posts. No exceptions.

63) If Ahroo says BCB, he means "Be a Crappy B*tch".

64) Nintendo approves of this rule. No exceptions.

65) devil_piez just blackmailed you for a collab. No exceptions.

66) No matter how unique your level is, Elizea already did it. No exceptions.

67) If you make a game, jp will kill it. If your game survives, refer to rule 17.

68) Euphoria (Rolling Turtle) will always be better than any level you can ever make. No exceptions.

69) chris3000 is probably black. If you like his sense of humor, you're probably black, too.

70) allyally is a Gorilla. That's the only reason he listens to the Gorillaz.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Yeh.........
Ahroo 13 years ago
  48) You're GOING to cheat on count to X. That's the only reason there are "highscores" there.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  I know how to say 0! ZER0!
Ahroo 13 years ago
  47) You will never get laid. Not as bad as WoW players, but you still won't.
rocky 13 years ago
  Well, how many different ways can you present a number? Not many. :/
gamelover101 13 years ago
  @rocky
Lolwut?
rocky 13 years ago
  46) Everyone tries to be creative on Count to X till A mod/admin posts, but fails.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  61) 60 and 59 are wrong!
lololol 13 years ago
  Unknown) Nearly all suggested rules wont be accepted.
gameinsky 13 years ago
  60) You will always use abridges.
demonicyoshi 13 years ago
  59) You will never be able to spell lolololl's name correctly.
gameinsky 13 years ago
  Then your brain must be activated (lololololol, just a joke)
AK 13 years ago
  @GIS, what? I turn 15 soon!
gameinsky 13 years ago
  56) You will be happy until your realise how life works, mostly it's 13-14 year old.
AK 13 years ago
  52)try again.......
53)blablablablablablablabla
54)Sorry, talking to Crush on the phone.....
55)EVERYONE is a jerk to EVERYONE. NO EXCEPTIONS


WHY DOES EVERY BOY HAVE A GIRL NAME?????

ie Allyally,Elizea....


I'M SO SORRY ALLYALLY!!!!!!!!!
gameinsky 13 years ago
  52) Gis hates insulting people, people that act mod-ish and people that don't show good emotions to other people.
Quoting AK from Rules of BonusLevel
I don't think she'll update......

46)Chuck Norris sees all, knows all, and likes French Silk Pie.

So you should too, or he'll roundhouse-kick you in the face.

Great, you insulted her, poor allyally....
allyally 13 years ago
  51) Im the hater here. Not you. Back off.
gundu 13 years ago
  She!? xD

It's a He and not a she xP
AK 13 years ago
  I don't think she'll update......

46)Chuck Norris sees all, knows all, and likes French Silk Pie.

So you should too, or he'll roundhouse-kick you in the face.
allyally 13 years ago
  GL101, I dont have anything against you, but whenever you and Ahroo have an argument he always 'powns yo ass'.
manufan 13 years ago
  47)I wouldn't bother looking down at this rule..............................................................................

















































































YOU DIDN'T LISTEN NOOB!
SuperDog 13 years ago
  46a) You like repeating sentences over and over again and adding on each time.
46b) You like repeating sentences over and over and over again and adding on each time.
46c) You like repeating sentences over and over and over and over and over again and again and again and adding on more stuff each time.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Lolwut? :p
Ahroo 13 years ago
  I seem to be that one link between allyally and GIS/gamelover that ensures that they have a "friend" in common. ':_
gamelover101 13 years ago
  @allyally
YOU LITTLE!!!

@joe
Character limit :/

Another reason why IE for the epic win :p
MarioIsFireball10 13 years ago
  47) chris3000 uses too many hedgehogs. No exeptions.
joe45 13 years ago
  Allyally, why don't you add rule 46 to the list (out of all the choices)?

General

First post of the topic

allyally 13 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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