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gundu 11 years ago
  Rofl Gis
gameinsky 11 years ago
  Added 76)
kiethy342 12 years ago
  I broke rule 23! XD
manufan 12 years ago
  76a) If someone calls you a GAY FAGIT on YouTube, they should really do something productive in their life.
76b) I'm talking to you P3NIX!
TTT-_- 12 years ago
  Oh, I got that it wasn't serious! These are actually quite funny!
manufan 12 years ago
  I still quote:

Rule) The cake is not a lie. It is a mirage.

Some others:

Rule) This is you on Windows 98.
gameinsky 12 years ago
  TTT-_- none of these rules are to be taken serious, like the toic states. it's just for fun.
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brohoof!
SuperMario 12 years ago
  I still agree with the rule 71 and 72 too!

Anyways

75a) Don't lie, or your nose will grow.
75b) Also that happens when you say Pinocchio's paradox.
TTT-_- 12 years ago
  How recent is this? and I agree with 71 and 72.

brohoof /]

Oh, and rule 38. It's been 5 months, and I ended up back here.
AK 12 years ago
  Rule) allyally hates your guts. No exceptions.
Rule) Memes cause brain explosions. Don't overuse them.
nachos 12 years ago
  80) There is no avoiding failure.. You eventually will..
manufan 12 years ago
  Rules:

78) Only jp or gameinsky can get out of the unescapable cage. All they have to do is delete the topic.
79) jp still knows best for contest ideas. So why no Nuclear Contest? :O
gamelover101 12 years ago
  77) You cannot break a rule. Argument invaild.
Masquerade 12 years ago
  75) If you upload a game at least 1 person who asks to be a tester, if they don't, the game shall never be finished.
no exceptions.

76) If someone talks about an online game (Terraria, Minecraft, ect.) they're just bragging that they have a life outside BL, no exceptions
AK 12 years ago
  75) No one can escape the unescapable cage.
76) AK will make too many games about Mario.
77) JP can bend spacetime. Your argument has been rendered invalid.
SuperMario 12 years ago
  75) Don't lie, or your nose will grow.
manufan 12 years ago
  75a) Flamewars are for 4chan. No Exceptions.
75b) If you decide on making a Flamewar, gameinsky has a banhammer for that.
75c) It's filled with water.
75d) Okay. We get the point.
76) No one will ever tell you! I ain't saying what this rule means...
77) WTF will never mean "Welcome to Facebook".
78) The cake is not a lie. It's a mirage.
jeti100 12 years ago
  if jeti100 walks in to chat all igonre him
gameinsky 12 years ago
  Added an alternative to Manufan's 83.
manufan 12 years ago
  83) Only Newfags type "Chuck Testa" on the chat. No Exceptions.
84) Screw Up Massively infront of a manufan, and your living nightmare will begin.
85a) Everyone agrees on rule syntax.
85b) Especially if You use too much syntax.
86a) Someone has to post an offtopic message somewhere per topic.
86b) Oh, I forgot, NO CHIPS AND GRAVY! >:O
87) Quoting gameinsky from Level "Runaway train"
You know it would be easier if you got in chat, or considder getting skype.

88) Aww... That rule was made without any effort. >:(
manufan 12 years ago
  Not true GIS, mine is only 7, but did used to be 8.
SimonM 12 years ago
  so true supermario
gameinsky 12 years ago
  added a rule.
SuperMario 12 years ago
  rule) cheese9 rules the leaderboards.
jasperpostema 12 years ago
  82) If xerror11 is a random name, wait won't be a rule
jasperpostema 12 years ago
  81) Of course jasperpostema will drive you crazy. No exceptions.
nachos 12 years ago
  80) There are already enough alphabet levels in JG2. Dont make more!!!
SuperMario 12 years ago
  79a) SuperMario will reveal hidden things about you. YES, THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS!

79b) Well, this will happen If someone annoys him.
jasperpostema 12 years ago
  78) Only usenormalwords!!!
SuperMario 12 years ago
  76) No exceptions. No exceptions.

General

First post of the topic

allyally 13 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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