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SuperDog 13 years ago
  I broke rule 33! Check "A Few Tries"Auto (Rolling Turtle)
gamelover101 13 years ago
  66) You ust lost the game. No wxceptions.
kirrock 13 years ago
  55) Make yourself Usefull! You can get H4xed!
gameinsky 13 years ago
  64) It's irresistible for you to make you want to break a rule. No exceptions.

65) When a new game is out you will think making accepted levels there is easy. Oooh god, you'll hit the hard truth.
gameinsky 13 years ago
  the 58 and the 63's are mainly directed to noobs.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  You broke rule 63, gis!
gameinsky 13 years ago
  55b) Official, or not official ?
57) If you are a noob you want to make a collab in whatever game possible, unfortunately you will only attract other noobs.
58) You THINK you can make a good level. No exceptions.
58b) You THINK you can make a good rule. No exceptions.
58c) You THINK you can break rule 38 and 14. No exceptions.
58d) You THINK this joke is overused. No exceptions.
59) If you're in the kizzadude/azz family and either have no rejected level or not a second account 2 months after your first log in: You either are adopted or somethings went terribly wrong.
60) Bah blah blah. No exceptions.
61) Your count has been reset on Count to X till mod/admin post.No exceptions.
62) You can't spell password without ass. No exceptions.
63) Elizea has just limited you. No exceptions.
63b) Gameinsky has just trashed your most recent topic. No exceptions.
63c) JP has just destroyed your game. No exceptions.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  52) gundu is God, even at procrastinating.
Ahroo 13 years ago
  52) We DO have hax. You just fail for not finding them.

53) If you're a n00b, no one else can understand your retarded messages. Then again, that's probably for the better.

54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.

55) To spam or not to spam. That is the question.

56) Breaking the 4th wall is strictly prohibited. It's bad for the people watching you on the other side.
allyally 13 years ago
  Added 51.
MatthijsM 13 years ago
  58) Every body cheats if he can. No Exceptions.
gameinsky 13 years ago
  57g) C-combo B-breaker. No exceptions.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  56e) There is now, or is there? :p
Ahroo 13 years ago
  There is no 56e, idiot. ':_
gamelover101 13 years ago
  If 56 is a lie, 56c and 56e are lies. Deal with it. >:_
Ahroo 13 years ago
  57) Which means that gamelover101 isn't awesome. But it's already widely known that Ahroo and PineappleDude are.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  56d) Rule 56 is a lie.
Ahroo 13 years ago
  56c) both of them KNOW that Ahroo is the AWESOMEST of the three, which is also why he trolls the narcissistic gamelover101.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  56b) Gamelover101 is AWESOMER!!! |:p
PineappleDude 13 years ago
  56) PineappleDude is AWESOME!!!
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Awesome! :D
SuperDog 13 years ago
  55) Gameinsky got the 700th post on this topic. No exceptions.
gameinsky 13 years ago
  54) Chuck Norris is an exception to every rule, because he is. No exceptions (so that means this rule too)
Coolguy52 13 years ago
  54 From my Ipod Touch.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Good point. Gimme mah pension! xP
Ahroo 13 years ago
  Don't we all? |:p
gamelover101 13 years ago
  GIS, you want a pension? :O
SuperDog 13 years ago
  My mistake, I forgot rule "i".
gameinsky 13 years ago
  50) If you're a noob you will think asforie is a dictator. No exceptions.
51) P4M is a mess.
52) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
53) You want to contribute to this topic with shitty rules. No exceptions.
SuperDog 13 years ago
  WOOHOO! 50 rules(It's no.49, but look at rules 4 and 4)

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allyally 13 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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