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Ahroo 14 years ago
  That's only because allyally doesn't HAVE a heart. :p
CamoDragoon 14 years ago
  50: Apparently allyally isn't included in "our", Ahroo. :P
SuperDog 14 years ago
  49: No exceptions is used too much. No exceptions.
birjolaxew 14 years ago
  48: Ahroo just made a "your mom" joke.
Ahroo 14 years ago
  47: Your mom wrote these rules. No exceptions.
gamelover101 14 years ago
  gamelover101 wrote this rule. No exceptions.
SuperDog 14 years ago
  SuperDog wrote this rule. No exceptions.
Ahroo 14 years ago
  @CD, in our hearts, you'll always be a dangerously good noob. That's why we ignore you and keep the rule. :p
joe45 14 years ago
  46: Every important person here will get their levels rated 5/5, then everyone rates 4/5 to kill the rating.
joe45 14 years ago
  You need to capitalize the n in rule 45.
Ferrari12 14 years ago
  69: Someone will always post a comment just because it's comment number 100, 200 etc. No exceptions

Comment 200
lololol 14 years ago
  What is blockban?
Is it a ban against blocks?
Ferrari12 14 years ago
  68: Someone will always comment your spelling mistakes. No exceptions

There a spelling mistake in rule 3b
CamoDragoon 14 years ago
  67: You need to change rule 10 (I'm no longer a noob!) :).
NO EXCEPTIONS.
chris3000 14 years ago
  66: I'm a master, no exceptions.
Sillius 14 years ago
  "54: THeNiNJa will steal your game if you hire him as a programmer. You've been warned."

65: People will rage and enter discussions they don't know anything about. No exceptions. :D
birjolaxew 14 years ago
  @GL101: That would mean paradox... Which would, combined with dividing by zero, mean that every inch 263 lightyears from earth would be targeted by Chuck Norris' anger
joe45 14 years ago
  46: Here now, here forever.
gamelover101 14 years ago
  @MatthijsM

What if 2 admins got in a fight? Who will be right?
MatthijsM 14 years ago
  birjo a admin has always right
lololol 14 years ago
  64: Your fucked. No exeptions
Ahroo 14 years ago
  63: If the event occurs that you have divided Ahroo by 0, then you're f*cked. No exceptions.
birjolaxew 14 years ago
  62: I divided Ahroo by 0... Yes, I just divided by zero
Ferrari12 14 years ago
  61: If you post a message on JG2, Shiro will delete it. No exeptions.
Ahroo 14 years ago
  60: If you try to convert Ahroo to something you will be stabbed exactly 37 times. No exceptions, You've been warned.
birjolaxew 14 years ago
  59: I didn't understand rule 58...
MatthijsM 14 years ago
  58:gif a admin always right, no exceptions
SimonM 14 years ago
  58: random posts below, no exceptions
birjolaxew 14 years ago
  57: Shitting bricks in Minecraft is a positive thing, seeing how rare clay is
Ahroo 14 years ago
  56: You will eventually sh*t bricks. No exceptions.

General

First post of the topic

allyally 14 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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