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azz 13 years ago
  Rule 70:
Kizzadude just forced you to collab with him.
NO EXCEPTIONS!
jasperpostema 13 years ago
  @Rule 69
When allyally is epic, he is
When kizzadude is epic, he only THINKS he is epic
No exceptions
Hexicube 13 years ago
  @rule68
I can top that virus with what I call the CPU eater :P
what it is, is a program set to start when user logs in, and runs 100 threads all containing the following code:
while(1){}
the program also has closing abilities removed, so the only way to close it is with task manager which unless you have over 100 cores you will never get to open XP
the alternative is a program which opens itself...great thing is these are always undetectable and powerful :P
[edit] the program that opens itself would actually be more powerful, as it would eat more and more CPU and RAM until memory errors occur ;)
azz 13 years ago
  77)This rule is pointless.
No exceptions.
gameinsky 13 years ago
  76) You will NOT talk about BL's future.
jasperpostema 13 years ago
  75) Buy your trucks here, BUY your trucks. And kill your laptop with his wheels!
manufan 13 years ago
  74)You can break your keyboard... but do it in style!

[Edit]

75)When Bill Gates got pied in the face in 2007 for his crappy OS, Vista it was apple pie! A YouTube comment asked if he should start throwing windows at Steve Jobs.
jasperpostema 13 years ago
  73) If you break the keyboard of your laptop, don't do that like a german angry kid!
manufan 13 years ago
  70)When a level is called Automatic it is actually just some saddo trying to be cool by saying it the long way. Exceptions for Gamelover101 and Hexicube.

71)Everyone thinks Nyan cat is cool. No exceptions.

72)Please when experiencing trolls do not do this
72b)He is dancing to the errors! And singing along!
72c)Allyally, don't I recall you saying in your pack H.A.R.D! to please refrain from beating your keyboard?
MeatyDino246 13 years ago
  When the level is called "Automatic", it is NOT automatic. No exeptions.
jasperpostema 13 years ago
  69) Watch that clip, if you want to die!
allyally 13 years ago
  68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
gundu 13 years ago
  68) My little Pony : Friendship is magic. No Exception
CamoDragoon 13 years ago
  68)MLP is like drugs. Dangerous to everyone, used by some. No exceptions.
jasperpostema 13 years ago
  71) Don't make pets angry, they might maul you. When you have bad dreams about that, just don't get them, you will get hit by lighning or get sick by eating too much chocolate chip cookies!
gameinsky 13 years ago
  70) If the topic isn't made by an admin, it's useless and you must therefore ignore it.
jasperpostema 13 years ago
  69) If kizzadude says no and an admin says yes, don't be kizzadude /:) No that was bad!
gameinsky 13 years ago
  68) Smileys are master trolls
chris3000 13 years ago
  70) If an argument starts in BL, it will hardly ever end.
gameinsky 13 years ago
  actually it will be set to be edited.


69) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
azz 13 years ago
  68)If your rolling turtle level is called Mr. Turtle then it will be accepted but on the thinnest of boundries no exceptions!"
gameinsky 13 years ago
  rule 67 needs to be added xD
chris3000 13 years ago
  That is so true.
CamoDragoon 13 years ago
  67) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
(he has a robotic hand)
(and he is a Jedi btw)
gamelover101 13 years ago
  66) Your rule will never be made into the list.
66b) The above rule is lying, or is it?
demonicyoshi 13 years ago
  2i+1) This rule is squared, refer to rule i.
2i-1) This rule must exist if rule 2i+1 is a root, and this rule is also squared.
azz 13 years ago
  73) kizzadude is always going to be the biggest noob bonuslevel has ever seen no exeptions.
CamoDragoon 13 years ago
  72) 4-4=8 can be physically proven. No exceptions. Jokes aside.
allyally 13 years ago
  #) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.
demonicyoshi 13 years ago
  71) Thanks to Ferrari12 mechanics this rule exists in black.

General

First post of the topic

allyally 14 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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