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Jim674 13 years ago
  You don't know or care who Jim674 is. No exceptions. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Elizea 13 years ago
  60) Ferrari never votes in contests. No exceptions.

And about the 57, Ferrari, I think you made yourself quite clear.
Hexicube 13 years ago
  59c) disregard 59b if you have the highscore on CoBaCoLi
Ferrari12 13 years ago
  59b: Except yourself
rocky 13 years ago
  59) No one cares that you got the highscore.
SuperDog 13 years ago
  LOLZ ALLYALLY ty i like it..
MarioIsFireball10 13 years ago
  ...I am speechless. CONGRATZ! YOU KNOW HOW TO TELL A FAKE RULE FROM A REAL ONE!
allyally 13 years ago
  No. Just no.
MarioIsFireball10 13 years ago
  58) Kizzadude? More like Kiss A Dude!
allyally 13 years ago
  Added 57.
SuperDog 13 years ago
  There's no rule for me :(
Ferrari12 13 years ago
  57: He often right, but not always, Elizea too can misunderstand things, like in the ongoing contest.
MarioIsFireball10 13 years ago
  59) U cnt spll unithng. Nu ecepshunz.
SuperDog 13 years ago
  58) Always think inside the box.
SimonM 13 years ago
  57. Always listen to Elizea, no exceptions.
refering to birjo's limitation
gameinsky 13 years ago
  Super turtle bros.
SuperDog 13 years ago
  Who's STB?
allyally 13 years ago
  + 55 & 56
gameinsky 13 years ago
  STB did not break the rule, ironically, the rule was made because of STB.
SuperDog 13 years ago
  I broke rule 33 BECAUSE I played an auto.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Rule 33 can be broken if you're playing an auto.
Ahroo 13 years ago
  That's because GIS made the rule. And Elizea breaks almost every rule here anyways. |:p
MarioIsFireball10 13 years ago
  There are two exceptions for Rule 32.

The Operation Series from Elizea, and Gameinsky's Super Turtle Bros. Series.
gameinsky 13 years ago
  Rule 55: After playing scribbled escapades you will grow irrationally hate for messyness. Send the noobs there.
Ferrari12 13 years ago
  GIS: Rule 3 doesn't specify paths.
I sorta knew 4 v2 was a joke.
Rule 16: Was that a reply to me or SD. If to me, look at my score, I didn't cheat and therefor broke the rule saying I did.
Rule 31: That doesn't mean I never got it.
Rule 33: Not if you get a maximum, which I almost did on my own level, but failed thanks to a flaw I can't fix because you never made it pruple again :/ (Can you do it now?)
Hexicube 13 years ago
  DY cant script...I dont think he can anyway...
gameinsky 13 years ago
  Rule 3 refers to "DY knows everything about paths, if he can't do it, then it's impossible"
4b is a joke
16: cheating is hacking, using glitches and bugs to youradvantage.
31: Somebody else will steal it.
33: Goldie is a god of RT he will beat you anyway if he wants.
SuperDog 13 years ago
  Rules I broke:

SPOILER
Ferrari12 13 years ago
  66) Is just win!

Lets see which rules aren't true:

Rule 3: Track of Doom (Jump Gear 2)
Rule 4 v2: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Rule 5: Money666 doesn't
Rule 9: [gameid=102]
Rule 10: Guns n' Roses, Metallica and Dire Straits are better than theirs.
Rule 11: Different Worlds (Jump Gear 2) (I deleted the messages myself)
Rule 13: Gundu can't, he exists
Rule 14: [gameid=10]
Rule 16: santa claus (Push)
Rule 19: He ain't, I'm hiding under the table
Rule 20a: Ferrari's Challenge (Jump Gear 2)
Rule 21: no I don't
Rule 22: Where should I use them?
Rule 23: Look at Push and JG2
Rule 24: No, he's a boy. A niña (Pronounced ninja) is a daughter. At least in Spain
Rule 27: I'm still alive
Rule 29a: I'm no noob anymore
Rule 30: He won't, but can't prove it 'cause I can't upload my pictures.
Rule 31a: I stole it once
Rule 33: Euphoria (Rolling Turtle)
Rule 34: I can't so somethimg I don't know what is.
Rule 43: Rotten tomatoes are much better.
Rule 49: I though you kne this was Bonuslevel...
Rule 54: I want PS games not PC games.
gameinsky 13 years ago
  Goldie, you heard it, d your job.

General

First post of the topic

allyally 13 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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