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You must register or log in to post a message.   145) Your favorite flavor of ice cream is chocolate. If you don't like chocolate, you like vanilla. If you don't like vanilla Or chocolate, then you like strawberry. If you don't like any of those, you're a cheap bastard that doesn't have a sense of taste. No exceptions.  gamelover = gay men lover Ahroo = Ahpoo 141) If you f*ck children, you will get a Pedocure instead of a Pedicure. No exceptions. 137) Your autos suck. You can tell because there are too many. 134) If you have gone to Candy Mountain, you have lost a kidney. No exceptions. 132) If you hate BCB, gundu will hate you :p 102) 103) 104) 105) If you advertise, you will be stabbed in the chest 37 times. No exceptions 106) Gamerguide is the enemy. No exceptions. 107) There will always be topics that all of us couldn't give less of a sh*t about. No exceptions. 108) 109) Someone set us up a bomb. 109b) For great justice, move all zigs. 110) If you post, 111) You are a n00b if you put so many exclaimation points that they turn into 1's or words. No exceptions!!!!!!11!!1!!!1!!1!!one!!!!1eleventyone!!!! 112) 113) Park rangers can summon Park Bears. 114) No, you can not have their autograph. So stop asking. 115) 116) 117) 118) People named 119) People named 120) It is a delicious game. You must play it. 121) It is a delicious level. You must fail it. 122) There is always a way to die in every level. No exceptions. 123) If you successfully avoid rule 78, you will be spanked repeatedly by 124) 125) Thou shalt not talk like this. thine god shalt smite thee if done so. No exceptions 126) You have short Term Memory Loss... You have Short Term Memory Loss... You have Short Term Memory Loss... You ha- 127) Needs moar 128) You will never be able to make this. No exceptions, unless you're 129) All Japanese people are exceedingly short. No exceptions. 130) There is no spoon in Steal The Spoon from the Person Below You. No exceptions. 101) This rule is reserved for      | GeneralFirst post of the topic 1) 2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD! 2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban. 2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2. 3) If 4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do. 4) You can't count. 5) Everyone likes 6) If it exists, 7) 8) 9) 10) 11) Don't argue with 12) 13) 14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it. 15) If you don't know, ask 16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions. 17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny. 18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30. 18b) Therefore 19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions. 20a) If its hard, its bad. 20b) If its hard and made by 21) You use too much Syntax. 22) BUY THE APPS! 23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long. 24) 25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions. 26) Quoting 27) 28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor. 29a) Your a noob. We dont like you... 29b) ...But if have candy, we like you. 30) 31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning. 31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions. 32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions. 33) If you play Rolling Turtle, 34) 35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know. 36) If it exists, 37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions. 38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions. 39) If 40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions. 41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool. 42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions. 43) Whenever you see 44) Apple ftw. No exceptions. Quoting 45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm. 46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration. 47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life. 48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy. 49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions. 50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said. 51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT! 52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else. 53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension. 54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions. 55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions. 56) 'ÊŽÉq-Ç É¯oɹɟ spɹÉoqÊŽÇÊž ÊŽnq ɹÇÊŒÇu 57) There is no rule for 58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds, 59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers! 60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions. 60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so. 61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned. 62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB. 63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox. 64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions. 65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods. 66) 67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions. 68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it. 69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species. 70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame 71) BL needs maor pony. 72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA: Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it. 73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long 74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions. 75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old. 76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it. 77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times. 78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions. 79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's 80) 81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions 82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them. 83) You dislike C++. No exceptions. 84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment. 84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity. 85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions. Contributers welcome.  |
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