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jasperpostema 12 years ago
  75) Donot makewrong images
nachos 12 years ago
  74) [class = dochl] YOU CANT DO SYNTAX!!! [/ class]NO EXCEPTIONS
manufan 12 years ago
  #) N00b Helpline: 112 (EU) and 911 (America)
gameinsky 12 years ago
  73) Ackat is a paradox where AK both hates and loves you at the same time. But considering he hates and loves you at the same time it is to be questioned which one he does when.
jasperpostema 12 years ago
  81) AK doesn't use AK's, no exceptions.
82) Goldie is silver, no exceptions.
83) Jasper Postema posts never, no exceptions.
84) No exceptions, only there are. No exceptions.
manufan 12 years ago
  85) If you're really leaving, you're AK. No Exceptions.
86) Nyan applies to everything, one way or another. No Exceptions!
jasperpostema 12 years ago
  79) When Gary has a score of 0, be sure it's too hard for you to get the HighScore!
80) I never warn
81) I will never use the word "will", oh sh*t.
82) I will never say "Hex" and "Cube" in one word, won't I, Hexicube? Oh wait, sh*t.
83) NEVER PRESS CAPS LOCK
84) I won't use any letters to form a sentence
manufan 12 years ago
  Rule) @Rule 38: Yeah, listen to the chorus: Toto - Africa
jasperpostema 12 years ago
  78) When a level of a spammer gets eveluated, don't play it! It might be S.P.A.M.
Masquerade 12 years ago
  77) If Masquerade wants to do a collab with you it's because he's out of ideas, not to be nice.
nachos 12 years ago
  75) Any jp game is better than yours. No exceptions.


76) There is only one nachos. No exceptions.
SimonM 12 years ago
  74) Terraria is EPIC!
jasperpostema 12 years ago
  I didn't insuilt you, or I am bad at maths -_-
Ahroo/(manu+GIS)=kizzadude
10/(12+28)=0,33 You understand :)
SO why did YOU insult me? Don't see the world so negative... Be happy
SimonM 12 years ago
  Manufan, he didn't insult you.
jasperpostema 12 years ago
  74) Don't eat chilli pepper, you might throw dust to ghosts. See my fanfic!

Some new maths.
Tan(GIS)=kizzadude
Squareroot(Manufan)=kizzadude/134
Jp*Jp=incredible
Allyally+Ahroo=Jp
Ahroo/(Manufan+GIS)=kizzadude
Gundu*Gundu*Gundu=Garygoh/Squareroot(Garygoh)
Nelson90=Nelson+90
Epic fail=Trollollol+Facepalm
gameinsky 12 years ago
  73) Manufan and Jasper walk in the chat. It exploded from the fail.
gameinsky 12 years ago
  Added thanks DY!
demonicyoshi 12 years ago
  your maths failed to include
Elizea * 2=jp
gameinsky 12 years ago
  @ 83) MY MATHS ARE FINE, DON'T TOUCH THEM!
@ 84 There's a thing called "edit button"... use it.
manufan 12 years ago
  84) wRiTiNg In StUpId cases IS NoObiSh. No ExCePTiONs. OH SHI-
manufan 12 years ago
  83) Bonuslevel Math:
Kizzadude + jasperpostema = Manufan ^ 4237728542.
MatthijsM + Hexicube = Gamelover101.
Manufan + Gamelover101 = AK
Ahroo + Gameinsky = Allyally
Allyally + Dingdong = demonicyoshi
Demonicyoshi^Gundu = Elizea
gameinsky 12 years ago
  83) Bonuslevel math:
Kizzadude + Manufan = jasperpostema
MatthijsM + Hexicube = Gamelover101
Manufan + Gamelover101 = AK
Ahroo + Gameinsky = Allyally
Allyally + Dingdong = demonicyoshi
Demonicyoshi^Gundu = Elizea
Elizea^Elizea=jp
gameinsky 12 years ago
  82) There'll be always 1 person doing to opposite of what you're saying...
Ahroo 12 years ago
  75) Hexicube whining. It's not a matter of IF, you idiot.

76) You must know ALL the rules. No exceptions.

77) If 76 is disobeyed, you will be flogged by Elizea. If rule 76 is obeyed, you will be flogged by Elizea for the lulz.

78) If approached by a Manufan, you are advised to use lethal force. Lethal force includes everything that hurts more than a gun.

79) If the boss is a giant enemy crab (or AK), it is advised that you attack its weak point for massive damage, and then purchase Ridge Racer.

80) Your IP is always, ALWAYS WE.DONT.CARE.!!, the sign actually encrypts it with numbers.

81) All forums have at least 1 offtopic post in them. No carrots.

*TIIIIIIME WARRRRRRRP*

99) You have this many problems at this point, but your girlfriend ain't one.

100) Oh wait, she WAS a problem.
gameinsky 12 years ago
  Ahroo made a better math rules, I'm serious...
manufan 12 years ago
  74) Simple Math:

AK = Forgive & Forget - Forgive.
Manufan = Sorta N00b + Sorta better than he was.
Allyally = Epic Win at the best of times.
gameinsky 12 years ago
  More like:
73) Ak hates and likes you. At the same time.
manufan 12 years ago
  73) It's forgive and forget with AK. Actually, let's take out the forgive bit. No Exceptions.
Ahroo 12 years ago
  73) If it's wtf on the chat, it's Ahroo's fault. No exceptions.
gameinsky 12 years ago
  73) ****ing rules, how do they work?

General

First post of the topic

allyally 13 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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