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gamelover101 13 years ago
  Wrong rocky. I got here from an external version of a game.
SuperMario 13 years ago
  92) We're having noobs here, like vvouter and ericcamas, so, at least jp can save us.
Ahroo 13 years ago
  87) You think bonuslevel.org and bonuslevel.com are the same. You're a mistaken bastard, bonuslevel.com fails worse than bonuslevel.org, of course.

88) oh_bebe is your mom. If she ever comes back, she will discipline you. No exceptions.

89) you'll never be able to link users like these rules. Unless you already know, then you're gay.

90) None of these rules apply to the people who made them, of course.

91) If none of these rules are followed, then birjolaxew will rape you as bad as if you threadomanced before killing you. No exceptions, unless if you're his friend.
rocky 13 years ago
  86) When you were still a n00b, you typed in bonuslevel.com to try to get here. The funny thing is, you actually got something.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  @ 85) Haha. Very funny.
allyally 13 years ago
  Rule) Raptor-Jesus knows best,
lololol 13 years ago
  85) Gamelover just got sentenced to death.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  84) gamelover101 just raped ya'
Ahroo 13 years ago
  83) gundu is the second furriest bastard on BL. He isn't as furry as Ahroo for obvious reasons. If you are a humanoid cat, you have been warned.
rocky 13 years ago
  81( Fail.

82) You are on BL while doing homework. No exceptions.
Ahroo 13 years ago
  I rule people WITH MY IRON FIST... and THE QUIZ, of course. >:p
gundu 13 years ago
  Like Ahroo said >:D
Ahroo 13 years ago
  Riiight stop complaining, you won't go until MARC does. I WILL FORCE HIM TO GO FASTER, so don't get your hopes up. You're doing THE QUIZ even if I have to shove my foot up your ass to get you to. |:p
demonicyoshi 13 years ago
  @Ahroo- Acording to rule number 4, The Quiz is imposable. So im not going to try something i cant do.
Ahroo 13 years ago
  78) birjolaxew will slit your throat if you do anything. You have been warned.

79) Ahroo just made you the next victim of THE QUIZ. No exceptions.

80) None of these rules apply to BL.
80b) Except all of the ones that have numbers beside them.
rocky 13 years ago
  77) Rokee'z gramer iz unmatchuble!
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Lolwut? Simply lolwut?
demonicyoshi 13 years ago
  -1) before reading the rules wear a blindfold.
Ahroo 13 years ago
  Exactly. |:p

76) manufan didn't read rule 17 when he decided to make a game. Or rule 67, for that matter.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  I already said that...
Ahroo 13 years ago
  75) Garygoh884 ISSA FIRIN' HIS MATHZORZ!!! No exceptions.
gamelover101 13 years ago
  75) There are plenty of rick rolls out there
Rickroll Database: http://rickrolldb.com/
manufan 13 years ago
  74)I found rick roll gave it to Coolguy then he spread the word.
chris3000 13 years ago
  73) I am perfect, are perfect, and will always be perfect!
gamelover101 13 years ago
  72) Garygoh884 will either pwn or confuse you with his math.
Ahroo 13 years ago
  71) Ahroo is the only one who knows what his emotes mean. No exceptions. :/
Ahroo 13 years ago
  Oxideee's in 2. :p
gamelover101 13 years ago
  Yay, mah name is in a rule!
Ahroo 13 years ago
  I should edit that rule... but instead, an extension. :p

54b) This is proven because Daffy is his customer most of the time. She pays, like, 20 bucks (a buck for an hour), the main reason why gundu even owns a computer.
gundu 13 years ago
  What let you think that I'm a 'Good hooker'

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allyally 13 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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