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Ahroo 14 years ago
  83: If you're better than Ahroo, he'll kill you. RIP Oh_bebe...
gamelover101 14 years ago
  But if there are no exceptions, you can't be the highest lvl! And if you arent, who is?
gundu 14 years ago
  82: You can't be the highest level on this site. No exception. Except Gundu
joe45 14 years ago
  @ CamoDragoon, sorry, I didn't know you play sports (well...ofcourse I wouldn't)!
Ahroo 14 years ago
  81: Ahroo has a stereotype for everyone. No exceptions.
birjolaxew 14 years ago
  80: Everyone looks forward to Portal 2's release. No exceptions
CamoDragoon 14 years ago
  79: Ahroo obviously played Portal, one of the most EPIC games of all time. XD
Ahroo 14 years ago
  78: No matter who's birthday it is, The Cake Is A Lie. No exceptions.
CamoDragoon 14 years ago
  77: Ahroo speaks truth. :P
Ahroo 14 years ago
  What about rule 76? D:
Hexicube 14 years ago
  10003: if it moves, kill it!
Ahroo 14 years ago
  76: If THeNiNJa, Elizea, allyally and/or gundu make a level for a contest, you're f*cked.
CamoDragoon 14 years ago
  75: If you get the highscore on any official level in JG2, unless you are OliAli or SuperMario, CHICKENMAN will MOLEST your score.
Hexicube 14 years ago
  75: if it moves, and NOD troops are near, it will be dead soon
Ahroo 14 years ago
  74: chris1 is stalking you. No exceptions.
CamoDragoon 14 years ago
  I do sports, joe45!
Ahroo 14 years ago
  I don't do sports, yet I'm one of the fittest freshman in my school. ':_
joe45 14 years ago
  I'm not fat, I am probably the only one who does sports.
Ahroo 14 years ago
  I'm OVER 100, yet still skinny... ':_

BTW look at rules 51 and 66. :p
gundu 14 years ago
  @Ahroo, number 69 is false xD

I can't reach 100 pounds...
joe45 14 years ago
  Comment 100!

73: joe45 is probably the only one that does sports on BL.
Ahroo 14 years ago
  71: Inefficient Platform is IMPOSSIBLE. No exceptions.

72: All your base are belong to us. No exceptions.
Ahroo 14 years ago
  69: all of the people here are white and fat. No exceptions.

70: If you make "Hard" levels on Rolling Turtle, Goldie will make you cry.
Hexicube 14 years ago
  77: if you create something that BL inspired you to, but do not put it on BL, it will implode. no exceptions.
Ahroo 14 years ago
  68: No one cares about murtaza64. No exceptions.
Ahroo 14 years ago
  Because everything slides to the sides of the screen... like the rant I made in chat. xP
allyally 14 years ago
  Nah, the limitation of gravity makes the game simpler for me, but BB levels can be rediculously difficult!
Hexicube 14 years ago
  I dont like rule 3, I find BB1 easier than BB2...
Ahroo 14 years ago
  66: BCB is only for Ahroo and gundu as it contains yiff content. No exceptions.

EDIT: Oh wait, forgot something:

67: If you encounter Trolls on the chat, do not hesitate to call Ahroo for backup at the cost of a kitten to huff. No exceptions.
Hexicube 14 years ago
  65: if you're trying to beat a moderator, you will epically fail. no exceptions.
[edit]
rule 123: 'Command and Conquer 3 - Tiberian Wars' is a re-enactment of WW2. yes, there were aliens in WW2.
[re-edit] rule 1337: if you ask someone out over the internet, your parents are legally obliged to kill you via torture

General

First post of the topic

allyally 14 years ago
  Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
1) jp knows best. No exceptions.
2a) BLockoban is GOD-DAMN F****** HARD!
2b) Blockban 2 is not quite as GOD-DAMN F******* HARD as BLockoban.
2c) Puzzleit is also GOD-DAMN-F***HARD but even less GODAMN FUCKING HARD THAN BB2.
3) If demonicyoshi can't do it, its impossible. No exceptions.
4) There are no trolls on BonusLevel. Only Noobs. If you think someone's a troll, then all that means is that they have a better sense of Humor than you do.
4) You can't count.
5) Everyone likes Elizea. No exceptions.
6) If it exists, allyally will argue against it. No exceptions.
7) Hexicube needs to spend more time on Neon Towers (BLaster Towers).
8) Ahroo Will never stop telling him that.
9) MartinfraKongsberg Just beat your score. No exceptions.
10) Daft_Punk & Magic_X Have awesome taste in Music. No exceptions.
11) Don't argue with gameinsky. Or he'll mod you back to the Stone age.
12) joe45 is underrated.
13) gundu is God.
14) You don't know how to make a game. Even if you do, you'll never finish it.
15) If you don't know, ask geckojsc
16) You cheat on Push. No exceptions.
17) The Annoying Orange is annoying. Not Funny.
18a) The real rules of the internet do not apply here. Except rule 20, 25,26 & 30.
18b) Therefore oh_bebe is a guy.
19) Chuck Norris is watching you. No exceptions.
20a) If its hard, its bad.
20b) If its hard and made by Garygoh884, ITS AWESOME!
21) You use too much Syntax.
22) BUY THE APPS!
23) The first time you get to the top of the best desinger list, you will not stay there for long.
24) THeNiNJa is a ninja.
25) Everyone spams eventually. No exceptions.
26) wouter should have finished this game.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
27) Sillius will fustrate you to death. No exceptions.
28) This page is funny, if it isn't for you, then Chuck Norris should slam your sence of humor.
29a) Your a noob. We dont like you...
29b) ...But if have candy, we like you.
30) Ahroo will steal your chances of becoming a graphics designer. No exceptions.
31a) You will NEVER get the spoon in Steal The Spoon From The Person Below You. Jp uses it to eat cereal every morning.
31b) You will NEVER steal the star. No exceptions.
32) If you make a series with more than 5 levels, everyone will complain. No exceptions.
33) If you play Rolling Turtle, goldie will RAPE your score. No exceptions.
34) WooHooII's levels will make you want to slit your wrists. No exceptions.
35) Tuto levels will never actually be used by noobs who really need to know.
36) If it exists, allyally has found a flaw in it,
37) Everyone know that the bird is the word. No exceptions.
38) Theyre not Actually leaving BL. No exceptions.
39) If birjolaxew wants something, you give it to him. He wanted his name in a rule.
40) Every game here has a level about BL. no exceptions.
41) You will never need a banner, But if you do have one, then you can pretend for one moment of your sad life that you're cool.
42) Meaning of life universe and everything. No exceptions.
43) Whenever you see LukeTheFunJester, You must throw apples at him.
44) Apple ftw. No exceptions.

Quoting allyally from Rules of BonusLevel
45) Puns are 1000 times worse than sarcasm.
46) Comparisons are 5000 times worse than exageration.
47) The moment you start posting saying "OMG I GOT DA 1000TH POST!", You know its about time you did something with your life.
48) Levels with "impossible" in the title are either ridiculously hard or incredibly easy.
49) THIS IS SPAAAAARTTTTTAAAA!!!! Unless it isn't. No exceptions.
50) It is to be known that that is indeed what she said.
51) If there is a combo, BREAK IT!
52) Noobs are like the opposite of Magnets, they attract each other and repel everyone else.
53) You want to be moderator. If you already are, you want a pension.
54) Ads by Google knows what you want. No exceptions.
55) No swearing. A LOT of exceptions.
56) 'ʎɐq-ǝ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
57) There is no rule for SuperDog. OH SHI-
58) Anybody with 'cool', 'dude' or 'awesome' in their name is always uncool, has no idea how ridiculous the word 'dude' is, and is the furthest thing from awesome. Yes im looking at you, you American 12 year olds,
59) While gameinsky is on strike completely troll the living crap out of everyone you total noobish Wankers!
60a)WooHooII can corrupt your facts at will. No exceptions.
60b)He will prove your logic to be false and uses your own logic to do so.
61) Bump an old thread and birjolaxew will hunt you, kill you and burn your cadaver. You have been warned.
62) Oldmntguy must be alien. no human can be THAT good at BB.
63) Gratz to allyally, the most common way to die on BL is getting your head exploded by a paradox.
64) Minecraft or Terraria. Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when. No exceptions.
65) Treat all people with the Archery master award like demi-gods.

66) burfy is Luke Skywalker. No exceptions.
67) You are a procrastinator, yes you are! No exceptions.
68) If you STILL dont understand the rules, this should explain it.
69) You are a noob, so stop down-rating people that belong to your species.
70) If something bad happpens to BL, blame gameinsky.
71) BL needs maor pony.
72) The law of Brodwin (Godwin+brony) AKA:
Any conversation will end about talking about MLPFiM if any of the people know about it.
73) British programmers must have chat names that are 8 characters long
74) Every rule has at least on exception. No exceptions.
75) Any friend you introduce to BL will act like a retarded 10 year old.
76) They're not looking forward to your game, they're looking forward making officials on it.
77) Gundu must be at least 500 exp in front of Garygoh884 at all times.
78) Ratman just trolled you, no exceptions.
79) When you make a collab level with sillius, your parts will be more frustrating than sillius's
80) murat just made another level you'll never beat.
81) Nintendo hates Bonuslevel. No exceptions
82) You will always summon someone on the chat by talking about them.
83) You dislike C++. No exceptions.
84a) Gameinsky will only add new rules randomly, for no reason, weeks after the last comment.
84b) JP will only come to BL randomly, for no reason months after inactivity.
85) If the rule is made by ahroo, it's guarantied to be awesome. No exceptions.

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